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like the job where you topline skill is "know how your going to stick the landing of every sentence before you start one"

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did we check if our new White House Press Secy could speak and breath at the same time? eh its probably fine

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oh yeah. teh old country built bigotries that would make your head spin

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italy is wild cuz half of the country is mafiosos and the other half are blond vampires. alas a land of contrasts

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as ive said before and down thread, being white in america was extremely weird and confusing up until extremely recently

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italian americans not having the built in pride day like the irish with saint patty's day, made a latching on to columbus. being white in america was super weird up until very recently

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I know nobody in this admin is smart enough to get it, but the "WE RESPECT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IN THIS HOUSE/ anti-italian discrimnation" bits in sopranos are like on the nose hyperbolic satire *from 25 years ago*

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its rerally funny so much of MV season 1 has a underlying b plot thats crockett being mildly embrassed as NYC native tubbs going "damn white boy you live like this?" about florida honkie nonsense

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need butler/jordan to recreate this

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Every trailer for Social Network 2: Electric Boogaloo comes off like something Digger is making fun of.

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i remeber watching irt going "this kinda feels undercooked as a war movie" then alex cuts to the journalists being all chummy with the tiki shirt merc goons as they extrajudically slaughter prisoners of war and i went "ah i see"

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

you realize Civil War works once you stop pretending the conflict of the "civil war" matters and learn the true lesson alex garland wants to lay on you that journalists do not have souls.

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Tim, Live on Twitch: whats up guys, yeah just chillin in and *starts reading chat* no man not in a cave you crazy *keeps reading* what you guys are wild [Bruce is in batsuit sans cowl walking past in background] yeah thats just bruce hes cool and Bruce: Tim, what are-TIM I SWEAR TO MERCIFUL CHRIST-

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cuz true american patriot and or greatest traitor, Big Boss, had the stones to be on the ground with the boys. killing people for money and or rogue states and or the cyber ghosts that may or may not live in the walls of the white house.

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nope. need my psychos on the ground. in the grit each day that get to poast serial killer dunks on main

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if you didnt perpetrate secret campaigns into laos or run a PMC in Mozambique, your not allowed to be doing ThE AH TO SEE THE LIFE DRAIN FROM A MAN'S EYES, SO DELICIOUS. REFILLS THE HEART OF THE WARRIOR pull quote

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 18h

we got soft ceos out here talking like metal gear solid antagonists. how theres an implied "SNAKE. BROTHER." at the end of this quote

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Don't look up key tubbs backstory beats, or an entire arc from season 2, don't want to ruin this great joke

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

shot for shot remake of this scene specififcally

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

[Erik moves rook with the power of his mind] rook takes bishop. getting slow are we charles? [Xavier locked in on some tented fingers] brilliant move old chum... does rogue keep it extra tight? erick: like a vice hombre charles: i knew it. damn rogue. damn.

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Miami Vice was one of my dad's favorite shows and he said cuz "Sonny & Rico got shit done." You take a lil bump, mack on some ladies, have a really emotional moment with your bro about avenging a former partners murder and stare at the ocean as Phil Collins plays. This ain't rocket science gang

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"What if two cocky assholes who may or may not have casual coke habits bag ladies and shoot drug traffickers, interracially to the sound of yacht rock" has not been redone

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Miami Vice '05 was a great Michael Man Crime Thriller™️ that was specifically made to like completely break away from the original series

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