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Dan

@danmread.uk
135 followers 548 following 96 posts

Scientist/Engineer, Dad, Bad Musician.

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Dan @danmread.uk · 26/08/2026
Hungy boi.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 08/07/2026
I second those who are against splitting the waste receptacle vote.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 07/07/2026
Now you're just being silly. Nobody does that.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 07/07/2026
You do know that Belgium are highly respected in football? The USA were the Iran in this scenario, although I dont remember Iran ever cheating.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 17/05/2026
"Gerroff!" / "Gimme some!" / "GERROFF!"
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Dan @danmread.uk · 14/05/2026
We're gonna be made to long for Starmer again, aren't we?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 12/05/2026
True. Guess it's just the done thing rather than an unwritten rule. I mean, Lammy is deputy PM, but not deputy of the party.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 12/05/2026
Genuine question. Is there a reason why a PM also has to be party leader? It should work: out of office, the membership selects their candidate as PM. In office, remaining PM requires the confidence of the house. Changing PM doesn't necessarily affect the internal affairs of the party.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 30/04/2026
Geoff.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 29/03/2026
What an incredible read. Shocking in so many ways.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 29/03/2026
Wow. What an eye opening read.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 20/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache and goggles is smiling while holding a mushroom .
Alt: Dr. Eggman, a man with a mustache and goggles is smiling while holding a tool.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 09/03/2026
The whole thing was ridiculous, but if you suspend all belief early on was actually quite fun.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 03/02/2026
I don't understand the shock. We knew what he was like the first two times he was sacked. By actual Tony Blair.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 21/12/2025
William Vague?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 16/11/2025
The UK and Scotland?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 09/07/2025
Aside from the insanity of the message, What the Hell is going On With the capitalisation of Words In This Letter?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 28/06/2025
Well done, everybody
Wikipedia screenshot showing how the Russian invasion and occupation of Ukraine resulted in sanctions which impacted Lada's ability to supply basic safety features such as airbags and ABS.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 28/06/2025
Surely he'd have used a sickle then?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 28/05/2025
"Biscuit?" "No thanks, I'm brittle enough"
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Dan @danmread.uk · 13/05/2025
That's the most reasonable position to have come from Reform.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 09/05/2025
Taser. She got herself a taser.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 28/04/2025
Ed Balls
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Dan @danmread.uk · 24/04/2025
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Dan @danmread.uk · 24/04/2025
Johnson or Farage. The way it is written as a really long sentence and the use of the word "reckon", I'm going for Johnson.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 21/04/2025
Didn't we have Jim Bowen once?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 14/04/2025
Came here to find this out.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 09/04/2025
Terminate-her #LizTrussMovie
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Dan @danmread.uk · 06/04/2025
Reicht Said Fred
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Dan @danmread.uk · 06/04/2025
The Spliffs. #WeedABand
media.tenor.com
a man in a purple shirt is dancing on stage in front of a sign that says budweiser
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is dancing on stage in front of a sign that says budweiser
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Dan @danmread.uk · 30/03/2025
I don't think it's appropriate to joke about that Sooz. And, he was laying chocolate Jesus eggs on the Saturday.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 29/03/2025
Where's his suit?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 27/03/2025
Liar. You're clearly at snosirrom.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 26/03/2025
I am currently clean on OPSEC.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 26/03/2025
It's almost like there's a hierarchy for feeding down talking points and that this has only just reached her.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 26/03/2025
Christ, I'd forgotten about her. Is she still a student?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 26/03/2025
I didn't know Shirley Carter was in The Simpsons.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 25/03/2025
Reminds me of... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_ha...
en.wikipedia.org
Wild haggis - Wikipedia
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Dan @danmread.uk · 24/03/2025
Local sharks for local people.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 18/03/2025
Calm down everybody. I was taking the piss.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 17/03/2025
Ooh is this one of those debatebots?!
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Dan @danmread.uk · 17/03/2025
A side note for sure, but you guys always call them bartenders. On the other side of the pond we've always had barmen and barmaids. You guys have always been so woke.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 15/03/2025
Each?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 15/03/2025
Is that fucking Bangers typeface on a political post?
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Dan @danmread.uk · 15/03/2025
I'm enjoying the glued on panels falling off videos. Glue.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 11/03/2025
The very first message destroyed me and I don't think I can continue.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 10/03/2025
Same as "prophylactic medical supplies for Gaza" = "condoms for Hamas".
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Dan @danmread.uk · 05/03/2025
George, you also need to understand that the Daily Express is the hardest, most head-bangery hard right publication we have. It is Brexit on steroids. For them to take this stance is... incredible.
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Dan @danmread.uk · 03/03/2025
Agriculture! Famous for planning ahead up to a whole month in advance.
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