Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Local Tesco Express now has a robot cleaner and now I don’t care if the bots takeover if they’re this polite 🥺 010
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Really want to go through IMDB to see which films are rated worse than Gus Visser and His Singing Duck 130
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If it’s being a wet blanket to say “you know I’ll sit this one out”, I’m happy being a wet blanket if it means I don’t have to counter someone’s suggestion of going to a live concert with “let’s just listen to them on Spotify *ad plays*” 010
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not sure whether I’m blessed or bewildered by the Sandie Shaw (of Eurovision fame) cover of The Smith’s Hand in Glove that just auto played on Apple Music 100
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Feudalism Bot definitely bought 700 different editions of each album 020
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Mentally replacing “Oil” in headlines with “Owl” is helping me process the imminent energy shock 020
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I think the risk of your significant other discovering their Valentine’s Card was free from a mobile discount code outweighs the value 010
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas followers, and a special shout out to my great aunt who made sure my mother got me a Neil Young vinyl for Christmas and not a Neil Diamond one 170
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Don’t worry Cat Bruce Forsyth doesn’t exist, he can’t harm you 130
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This has to be one of the most egregiously bad developments in the UK. Makes the Altolusso in Cardiff look half decent 010
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025“Purveyor of Pork to King George IV” sounds like a vicious 19th century slur 020
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Can’t believe nobody voted for the real greatest Christmas film 010
Dan @danmin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I can only dream of achieving Mark Lewisohn’s level of pedantry 000