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There is not a funnier ongoing sports story than “LSU basketball doesn’t have enough eligible players to field a team”

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One day, people will be honest about Sean McVay. One day.

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That was the outcome the Rams deserved

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I don’t know when it was decided Matthew Stafford’s wife was a celebrity or that Matthew Stafford was enough of an NFL icon that his wife should be a celebrity by proxy, but I would have liked to have present to have voted ‘no’ at least

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Dodgers looking like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick

Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Both OT games today were the height of comedy

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Darnold was so ass and the XFL running backs on the active roster handed away 14 points and they were still a fraction away from trying a game tying FG or scoring the winning TD. They’ll get that geriatric-ass team when they see them again and all of them have gout or whatever

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Whatever. Don’t fumble in the end zone like an asshole and this game isn’t even close

This is going to be one of THOSE Sam Darnold games (derogatory)

They 100% did not know the rules fire Dan Quinn tonight

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LMAO Commanders LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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“Give me six perennial All-Stars and I’ll tell you what we’ll win some dang ballgames!”

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As the only palatable ‘no new rings’ option remaining I must regrettably say this is now a pro-Guardians account. I know how that will end, but rules are rules and a man’s gotta have a code.

Oh it is gonna get *ugly* ugly for KU in SLC tonight

These two are still hanging in there after Houston just went up 28-3 but most of the rest of the student section suddenly remembered they've got a paper to write

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This is exactly the same level of K-State offensive performance that made every fan want Matt Wells thrown in prison last season

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Good things about that half of K-State football: -it ended -Rice Krispie Treats in the press box went crazy

Oh yeah there's a whole lot of 'first-time head coach' vibes with this team

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I don't know what the hell Houston was doing at home against UCF last week because they've come into Manhattan against a K-State team off a bye and absoutely put belt to ass. Nothing about this game has looked difficult for them, they can do whatever they want on offense.

K-State might be doo-doo ass. I take no pleasure in reporting this

Kansas State is extremely bad at tackling

The Quirked Up White Boy Play of the Week presented by Rockstar Energy

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There should be a nationwide revocation of drivers licenses until everybody can prove they know what a zipper merge is and how to do it

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Putting Belichick, Nebraska football, and Aerial America on the same multiview is the most dad-coded thing imaginable

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The thing that keeps me coming back for now 19 years of this as a job is that it remains just as cool to me to come across this scene as it would be to walk into, like, Allegiant Stadium for the first time. The game is always big and nobody here would rather be anywhere else. So why would I?

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They only made one Mike Ditka, and if they hadn't, they'd have had to invent one

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8-Man football on the radio tonight! I've done 8-man in three different states, but this is the first time doing one for the Game of the Week on WIBW - could not be more excited!

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If the Guardians blow this, they should fire Vogt before he gets on the team plane

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Man, good for Jalon Daniels. Really really hard not to like him.

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Rob Manfred's legacy as MLB commissioner is that there will be less baseball than there was when he came into the job. He has always hated the sport and wanted there to be less of it and he has succeeded in so many ways from top to bottom, so what's one more?

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-already told his good pal Colin Cowherd that he wasn’t enamored with Nix last season

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Wow, the thing that was always going to happen happened precisely how and when it was always going to happen

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Caminero miming golf swings to the fans has me HOWLING

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(One element of hope - the fact that Drew Rosenhaus didn't even wait until Tyquan Thornton had been carted off the field to start the 'Tyreek is gonna sign this week!' leaks suggests he wanted to get him a job before this current trial maybe makes teams think twice about associating with him)

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It might be naive to think that Tyreek Hill - once a fabulous football player, at every turn a miserable excuse for a person - would not get back into the NFL, but wouldn't living in that world be easier than continuing to make excuses for him? In my opening monologue I will... uh, say all that

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Padres fans singing during a series they're going to lose I sleep Erik Johnson drunkenly slurring the chorus on the steps of the City and County Building real shit

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I would have happily listened to six hours of Bomani and Howard Bryant talking 1990s baseball

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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It was! I suppose if I'd just said 'from Colorado' it might have been more of a mystery since they have two Creek kids on the OL...