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Dan Lather

@danlather.bsky.social
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Yokel. Drinker of bourbon. Enjoyer of shit fits. I is what I is.

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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More soups should be served over rice.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow not even the worst McArdle.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just pay him already.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used to be pretty sure of it but I get asked so often that I now have doubts.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's slightly clever, if overly paranoid.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not to get all phrenological but his skull height and shape has long made me wonder where and how big his brain could be.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't look at the socialist right, whatever you do.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Intense Blank Stare
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Rules for thee" is the bitch's stock in trade. No pun intended.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know anything about that. Also legalize it.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just so long as they're not meaningfully correlated. I guess I shower every four out of five days, certainly in the Summer, and that's however many poops but neither is to do with the other.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) makes a fist
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"iT WaS tHrEaTeNiNg"
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kramer Seinfeld Showers with Cabbage
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To be fair if your shower rate needs to increase relative to your poop rate, you need to change up your diet. You shouldn't be working up a sweat.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have it regularly, hopefully safely. Get paid for it, hopefully safely. Whatever. Just...also shower more?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mad Men: Not Great, Bob!
ALT: Mad Men: Not Great, Bob!
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I said god damn.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is that Bill Nighy? And how have I never seen this?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course it's not intended to persuade anyway. Its sole purpose is pandering to the [admittedly and black-pillingly very large] idiot base.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The idea of a "Galloway" being so nativist has long been perversely funny to me.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's no such movement, certainly not one of good faith. The overwhelming majority of non-legal advocacy is of the "speech that I personally like should be free" variety. Of course there's legal advocacy of that variety as well, but legal advocacy is far less widespread than social advocacy.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Hon. Kash Patel"
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Jim Halpert's Awkward Embarrassed Face
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He knows he's going to make someone's mouth happy and that makes him happy.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
es* If there's two vaginas, there must be two clitorises, right?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Regulatory capture for AI? *gasp* Perish the thought!
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Go birds?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MY HEART
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They'd be casting the golden crown themselves.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't do brain worms dirty like that.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also technology. What is proofreading?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The technogy has been nurtured in the hands of Callista Gingrich.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tails? I just see a blur.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*bork* *bork* *bork*
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He is very, very stupid and for some reason always looks constipated.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aaaaand now I need to check it out.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Coolness" may be a reach, lol. I still laugh that there was a movie about it.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay next time I break out the fryer I am absolutely trying beer-battered onion nuggets. I wonder if I could just use cocktail onions because how else would nuggets stay together?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rectum? Damn near killed um.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My entire body just did an involuntary shudder.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is nothing sacred?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hash is a glorious thing.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most of the sort of fare they offer would probably be good on mashed potatoes.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also yes. I don't know how I managed to fuck that up so royally.
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Shy Xiaopang Dog's Side Eye Glance
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Orgs are what they do, not what their heads say on social media.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want a Hilux tactical.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That would be intelligent. Nativists...aren't.
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