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@dankshamwow.bsky.social
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Sprite Artist, Video Game Enjoyer Commissions: OPEN! Discord: @DankShamwow Commission Site: vgen.co/DankShamwow Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/dankshamwow Other Socials: linktr.ee/dankshamwow All views and statements are my own.

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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The part that truly baffles me though is that they ALREADY REMADE THIS GAME FOR THE 3DS. WHY ARE THEY TRIPLE DIPPING ON OCARINA OF TIME?
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think they could have done what they were going for (seemingly a rococo styled thing?) without slathering everything in mineral oil and putting fog and bloom everywhere Mostly I'm just indifferent towards it and think it's a really funny style for them to have gone with for this
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modern dingus @tijit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Idolon @idolon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Clover's Quadrants is available NOW! It's a challenging puzzle game where your four directions of movement are also inventory slots. Check out the demo / buy the full game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3191170/...
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Emma (did:web Edition) @didweb.invoxiplaygames.com · 22/06/2026
whats 9+10. 21
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me
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Cadence @ciirulean.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pronoun Palace is out now on Steam for $19.84! s.team/a/3618850
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RENREN @mistajub.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
PRONOUN PALACE mistajub.bandcamp.com/album/pronou...
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
competitive bogosort
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wrapped up on a commission earlier today. #pixelart #emotes
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
you've won
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wrapped up on a commission earlier today. #pixelart #emotes
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cuz or Horror!
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Vlambeer @vlambeer.com · 08/04/2026
We've just released a major quality of life update for our classic freeware shooter GUN GODZ on both Windows & Mac with bug fixes, gamepad support, rebindable controls, and a proper settings menu! There has never been a better time to wake up in a jail on Venus: steamcommunity.com/games/522940...
a clay rendering of a triangular god standing on a pile of enemy corpses, a smoking golden revolver and shotgun in his hands. the logo says GUN GODZ in beautiful gold
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't need to be stoned to do that
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sketbordcat @sketbordcat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i made a game about magnifying horses #gamedev wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...
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Horse Magnifier by wer8888
game where you magnify horses
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
this one brings me tremendous amounts of joy
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
These are already in my profile, but: Commission Site: vgen.co/DankShamwow Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/dankshamwow
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Things aren't looking good for me, folks. I've been scrambling around looking for part-time jobs, but if I don't come up with like $300 by the end of the month, I won't be able to keep up with rent + utilities and I won't be able to buy groceries. Any support you can give is appreciated!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Found a really disgusting synergy in Mewgenics tonight. I pieced it together near the middle of the Junkyard and then swept most of the rest of the run with it. Cast Chosen Warrior+ on the unit with Five, get them to 5 mana, then itch repeatedly! @tylerglaiel.com @edmundm.bsky.social
Chosen Warrior+
Give a unit +1 Damage and +1 Magic Damage. That unit becomes the Alpha. If there is an Alpha, this spell must target it and it gives +1 bonus attack.
(This spell costs less.)Long Cast+
+1 Magic Damage. Tile-targeted spells gain +5 Range.Five
When you end your turn with exactly 5 mana, gain +5 Shield and temporarily gain +5 Kinetc Spikes until the end of your next turn.

Kinetic Spikes causes a unit to emit a magic projectile towards a random enemy when hit.Itch
Deal 1 damage to yourself. 50% chance to spawn a friendly flea.
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyyJ...
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Mewgenics [2] - The Purrrfect Fists vs. Boris
YouTube video by DankShamwow
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
For those wondering what happened to her, she died tragically in the Junkyard. That video will go up on my YouTube channel on Friday!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I can't believe I rolled something this goated this early @edmundm.bsky.social @tylerglaiel.com was this one something that should not have slipped through, or is it there because of how funny it is?
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I decided that I'm going to upload the ENTIRETY of my Mewgenics playthrough, with one run being published each day. The first video is a bit scuffed, but I hope you'll join me on my adventure through this beautiful, beautiful game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZvg... #mewgenics
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Mewgenics [1] - The Fluffy Fluffers vs. Radical Rat
YouTube video by DankShamwow
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I propose that as of February 10th, 2026 we switch to a new year notation that is comprised of years "Before Mewgenics" (BMEW) and years "Post Mewgenics" (PMEW) ...The wait for this goddamn game is driving me feral. I want to play it SO GODDAMN BADLY. #mewgenics
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've noticed on some footage that for classes like Druid and Necromancer, it's really difficult to see how many coins you have because the background color of that hud element matches the current cat's class. Is this changed/can it be changed for launch?
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It must feel so, so cathartic to have it all pay off after working on it for so long!!!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fuck my stupid chungus life. No, I do not support the Shamwow Guy. I did not know he was a homophobe and a transphobe.
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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edmundm.bsky.social @edmundm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8X4...
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Mewgenics Features Trailer
YouTube video by Edmund McMillen
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is, by far, my most anticipated game of 2026. I have been waiting SIX YEARS for this game to come out in all of it's very very weird glory. I am UNBELIEVABLY excited for Feb 10th!!!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
2 on my PC, 3 on my TV.
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You poor, poor soul...
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Give and Give and Give and Give, but not Take.
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My christmas gifts this year were $130 cash, a $50 portillo's gift card, and the promise of a stand mixer in the new year. Hope y'all got some good stuff!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Did he just atomize those children?
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hoping for a more fruitful 2026! Every project I take on, big or small, helps me improve and work towards maybe even being able to do this full time. #2025VGenTimelapse
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Officially, I graduate from college today with a bachelor's in mechanical engineering In reality, today is saturday for me because I am not going to commencement
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hoping for a more fruitful 2026! Every project I take on, big or small, helps me improve and work towards maybe even being able to do this full time. #2025VGenTimelapse
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Tangentially related to my last two posts: I should probably advertise my commissions more, but I don't know that that's a good idea with the headspace I'm in making it difficult to organize any sort of thoughts properly. I hate feeling like this, I'll break free eventually but I just need time...
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I feel like I need to be upfront about all this because it has been pretty bad for me. The job search is going poorly because everything wants qualifications I lack, I get ghosted on the things I AM a fit for, and I'm not making any money off of commissions at the moment. I will return to it! (2/2)
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I've been depressed since the start of November. Haven't touched this project because I've been in such a bad headspace. My health insurance got revoked because I made too much money at my summer internship, so right now I have no job, no health insurance, and no access to ADHD medication. (1/2)
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
today's scrandle is FUCKED UP. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 9/10 | 2025-12-19 | scrandle.com keep it up @danboland.net you're doing god's work
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I think it definitely has to be Tom Fulp over Edmund because Newgrounds needed to exist for Ed to get his foot in the door. Definitely a "one walked so the other could run" situation, though. Incidentally, Newgrounds still uses meat boy and I think isaac in some of their background splashes iirc.
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Some might not be tagged properly
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
You've probably drank a considerable number of shells worth of dissolved limestone via unfiltered drinking water. Limescale buildup is literally just the dissolved shells of dead animals (among other calcium sources) being in your water and depositing itself. Hope this helps !
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
We live in the corpses of those who came before us!
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
There's artists you just gotta actually find them b/c there's no algorithm
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Sham (Commissions Open!) @dankshamwow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Backseat cuckholdry
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