Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026TOUGH CLAWS 🛐🛐🛐🛐 JESÚS MEAS MIRADO A LOS OJOS SONRIENDO HAS DICHO MINOMBREEEE 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No resisto estas malditas 4 horas de mantenimiento de Pokémon Champions maldita sea alguien que me penetre 101
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Help, very hot guy with big bisexual energy at the gym is behaving kinda flirty but I’m historically oblivious and don’t wanna misinterpret anything and look like a creep (my struggle of every week) 010
Reposted by Crush 🔞Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh yeah I released my new song, check it out, I’m all tied up in my undies 132
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We were also able to perform this song live yesterday along with the guest musicians on stage. I’m over the moon cause these guys really are one of my favorite bands ever and now I have a song featuring them, have them on the music video and performed live with them. Life’s good for a change 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Full music video here: youtu.be/NKOKmL1YXu4?...youtu.beMETAZOA - Ouroboros (ft. Everlight) (Videoclip Oficial)YouTube video by METAZOA 110
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh yeah I released my new song, check it out, I’m all tied up in my undies 132
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026New music from my silly little band Metazoa coming soon 🙈 And also featuring the lead singer and guitarist one of my fucking favorite bands in the whole fucking world. I can’t believe I could actually book this shit, I’m both over the moon and absolutely intimidated by their presence 020
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026When I was in Europe I hooked up with a bunch of hot couples and turns out they are ALL broken up now My god what have I done 😭😭😭 240
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Eternally struggling with my JustForFans side job idea since I’m trapped in a perpetual cycle of feeling cvnty as fuck for three days and then feeling so much pain by being perceived for eight months 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I don’t believe in Entrainment Sheer Cold, I believe in Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 020
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026FEMALE GALLADE SPOTTED NEW TRANSFEM BUTCH LESBIAN ICON 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 0216
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026someone please put a Pombon in cunty Regirock’s little purse nooooowwwww 020
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Update on this, we’re very good friends now! I think it’s the first time I make a friend by meeting in person first as an adult (with crippling social anxiety). We clicked instantly, which feels completely insane. Life has been so depressing lately, but this honestly makes me happy! 020
Reposted by Crush 🔞NBD @nbdartworks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026"pant, pant~" *thugs harder* 💙🧡 One of my favorite pieces for @dankestlariat.bsky.social #furry #commission #nbdart 03112
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Remembering how in high school I had just read Les Misérables, was absolutely obsessed and wouldn’t shut up about it. Eventually my friend group developed this joke about the sequel just dropping: “Les Mis 2: Javert’s Zombie Revenge” and be like “Look down, Javert, he’s rising from his grave” lmao 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I’d love to play a huge game of Blood on the Clocktower but I have like two friends with conflicting schedules 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026My brain punishes me every night before sleep by making me remember every mistake and cringe thing I’ve made, sinking me into a spiral of shame. Yet there are people supporting and defending actual confirmed pdf files and they sleep soundly. I hate this 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I have never been someone too much into horror films or media, but the unfathomable crimes against humanity of the men who rule the world have become so batshit crazy that lately I’ve found comfort in finding the creepiest horror stories and videos I can, as I at least know for a fact that’s fiction 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Yo: Pinche maestría me la pasé de la verga También yo: ¿Y si hago el doctorado? 👀 020
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026What’s your gender according to Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) (2000)? > Lady > Fella > Person who doesn’t give a fuck > Lover > Hater > Person who calls themself a player > Hot mamma > Pimp daddy > Person rollin’ up in a Caddie > Rocker > Hip-hopper > Someone around the world 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026As someone who often falls down the rabbit hole of reading Wikipedia pages for random shit, I fucking love how when a musician comes out as trans, editors immediately go change every single mention of their name and pronouns to the correct ones. Strength to Josie Scott in her journey in metal 🏳️⚧️ 020
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Ya que traigan otra vez a Atarashii Gakko! a la CDMX, pinche show hermoso en vivo 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Feel like I’m going fucking crazy cause I got my left ball removed like 8 years ago because of cancer and ever since I’ve had phantom pain. Comes and goes from time to time but lately it’s going on so bad. Absolutely fucking sucks to not have one of my most sensible organs and still feel pain on it. 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I wanna fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flan You take me closer to god 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026So a few days ago I thought there was a big chance my cancer was back but yesterday I got all my studies done and now it seems like it’s not it. Yay for me but my body still went through the trauma of “damn the cancer is back” for two days and I feel like a little nauseous ugly rat with diarrhea. 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I seduced a man in a Mega Hawlucha costume and we sucked face for literal hours. I can’t make this Mexican shit up 🇲🇽 190
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026First time competing at a Pokémon Regional, wish me luck for tomorrow. Incineroar save me 😭 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The conflicting ideas of needing to be a social animal while being terrified of being perceived are killing so many of my brain cells right now 030
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Me then: sparkly gay boi Me now: muscleman wannabe sparkly unsettling abomination 010
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Once again experiencing this but the toys are double the size unfortunately 100
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Muchas gracias por escuchar! Jaja ensayando mucho todo se puede. Admito que me tardo bastante en coordinar para tocar en vivo 😅 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hey, muchas gracias! Lo aprecio mucho! Habrá nueva música el próximo mes 🥰 000
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025There’s this gay couple at my gym who are coaching their nephew, loudly being supportive giving him directions and I can audibly notice how hard they are restraining from shouting “YASS KWEEN YOU ATE WITH THAT FORM 👏🗣️‼️” like this 030
Reposted by Crush 🔞Ato🌟shi @beastsauc3.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Big meanie got you a present 101644454
Crush 🔞 @dankestlariat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025and by finally I mean they are objectively visible to the point my depressed brain cannot do mental gymnastics to gatekeep me from being hot, so I guess it’s more of a mental health achievement 040