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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The madman’s bullshit has been blocked. No letting up though. Wipe ‘em off the map in the midterms.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd tell you he isn't a fucking monster, but he is, in fact, a fucking monster.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is that good? It seems good.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jfc that's an all time video...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Governed by evil idiots.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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It won’t be cinematic
ALT: It won’t be cinematic
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Emphasis on "bleh..."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every Republican in Congress owns what Trump has done, is doing and is going to do. The vast majority of it would not have been possible without their collective acquiescence and enabling. He’s emboldened by the fact that Congress refuses to function as a separate branch of govt.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wtf seems more likely...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For the greater good. Thank you for your sacrifice.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same…
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Aww So Cute Miniature Violin
ALT: Aww So Cute Miniature Violin
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mariners up 6-1 in the second? I ain’t gonna bother getting comfortable yet…
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Oscar Isaac: I Want All Of It
ALT: Oscar Isaac: I Want All Of It
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’ll go to the postgame presser and start with “tough one today…”
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Same…
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kashman: It Doesn't Make Any Sense!
ALT: Kashman: It Doesn't Make Any Sense!
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Three of the four runs scored by the Jays have been on walks. Control The Zone?😩🥴
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you’re watching the M’s might want to double up…
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Patton Oswalt: That Would Not Surprise Me
ALT: Patton Oswalt: That Would Not Surprise Me
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mariners are psychotic. Played 8 games against three of the four winningest teams in the NL and have won 5 of 8 and have also lost games 22-0 and 19-2. Psychos.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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We're Trending Up, Boys. We Are Trending Up.
ALT: We're Trending Up, Boys. We Are Trending Up.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But…but…but…Sam threw 4 ints. In a game! Oh My!
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Said a man who works for the government...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hard to be successful against him when the pitch is middle-middle.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve been going with Dumbfucks but sure I go with Sore Fucking Loser Dumbfucks.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Man Raises Hand with Embarrassed Expression
ALT: Man Raises Hand with Embarrassed Expression
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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De Nada Bingo
ALT: De Nada Bingo
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
His words sound a lot like English but oddly, they have a peculiar, bullshitty scent to them...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is a one run deficit insurmountable? It feels insurmountable.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ricardo Salusse Looks Away
ALT: Ricardo Salusse Looks Away
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Elon at election time:
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Baby Throws Money Out Window
ALT: Baby Throws Money Out Window
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Sutton Foster as Liza Miller: Let's Make It Happen
ALT: Sutton Foster as Liza Miller: Let's Make It Happen
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
But other than cognitive impairment, narcissistic personality disorder, and psychosis, there's nothing to see here, move along people, move along. Right?
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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David Rose: It's Too Much!
ALT: David Rose: It's Too Much!
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And with our sweet young cherub Cole Young giving us another lead let’s test my theory and see if we can lock down the lead for more than two or three batters…
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We scratch and claw to eke out a couple runs and then our pitching staff seems to never be able to lock anything down for even a couple innings. It’s not just Miller but it’s a pattern that happens much too frequently.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've evolved from saying "we are governed by idiots" on a daily basis to "we are governed by evil idiots."
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Frank Ferragine Covers Ears on BT Toronto
ALT: Frank Ferragine Covers Ears on BT Toronto
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
...hardly more than 1.1 million Americans died from COVID anyway...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And I just had to push my breakfast plate away...🤢
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I didn't have a friend like the ones he's lying about. I did know people who didn't get vaccinated who died, though...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Funny Pug's Hesitant Pool Jump
ALT: Funny Pug's Hesitant Pool Jump
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'll hold your beer...
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“…other reasons…” doing some heavy lifting here.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Same. Counting machines in my county are in a windowless basement room with no internet access and a closed network of several computers that do one thing-count ballots.
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
ALT: Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
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danjpreston.bsky.social @danjpreston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
💔
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