Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3hWhen uou think about it, it's spelunky 3d for the contestant and spelunky 2d for the audience 020
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3h[meeting a gay couple] which of you is frog and which is toad 041
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 10hDishonored fully converted me to C for crouch and F for interact 120
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dan Diego is the name of my texmex restaurant chain 030
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Don't you idiots get it? The yellow cat MUST be in the first column! 100
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comWrestling RestraintALT: Wrestling Restraint 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Groaning in frustration and deleting my old prototype for Space Corridor 1397
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I find visual scripting physically painful for normal logic, particularly when it requires a dozen nodes for what is essentially a single line of cod, but I quite like shader graph and substance designer for being able to easily see the state of things at any point in the graph. 100
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Before I commit my work, let me see if I can refactor it into something better" -- me, about to ruin my own life 250
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've elected to relocate my amassment of couch socks somewhere more palatable 110
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know what? Sure, AI is sentient. It has consciousness and feelings. That means you're all slavers and headed to the gallows and then hell 070
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: the cases for the extended editions of the three LotR movies are green, red, and blue. But the soundtracks are red, blue, and green Wendy's Cashier: that fuckin sucks 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: i like the pile of skulls on our doorstep Wife: impulse 102 030
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The alt text starting with "Okay bear with me" always kills me 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: sorry I was late for the meeting. I did a big poop and had to unclog the toilet Former United States President Barack Obama: golly 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can't be the only one who thought Newt Gingrich was already dead 120
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ive messed around with DreamUV in Blender and its very cool but painful to set up for a new mesh and thus does not scale well 000
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026might try and throw together a tool for automatically applying hotspot uvs to a mesh, thus condemning myself to Unity Madness 100
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just kind of feel like if you say that being evil is good, you've failed every basic semantic and philosophical test so severely that you should be hogtied and left in the Nunavut tundra 143
Reposted by Dan JordanRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On a cube in the sky there died an Anti-Hobbit. 414728
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being a professional assassin is tricky because they keep giving me headshots of my targets but I'm lowkey faceblind 360
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Utter contempt for people who arent listening to the true #1 song in america: Flying Battery Zone, Act 1 000
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tried to put together a tool for baking an ambient occlusion map for a given mesh in-editor using Unity's scene light map baker... and succeeded in blowing away hours and hours of level design work 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's like the old saying: those who don't study history are fine. Completely fine. 090
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We have reinvented "the protagonist" from first principles 081
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interview tip: Leave the iced coffee and bring a giant hourglass 000
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Remember this device" options that don't actually work should be punishable by death 030
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On the flip side, my kids often let me know when we're Doing It Wrong, such as if we mistakenly cook burgers despite not having lettuce on hand 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm pretty sure my parents actually had their shit fully together and everything was as stable and planned as it appeared lol 210
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026changing my clothes for the usual reason (slathered in ketchup) 000
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Rock is a genuinely good movie, marred only by Nicholas Cage chewing scenery 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the most efficient meal would be a nutrient-rich concrete that fills your stomach and breaks down over 100 years 062
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't know how to explain that this chorus is too good for the rest of the song 010
Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Never once in my career have I followed the setup guide for an app/repo and had it work without issue 020