Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s my birthday next week and I’ve celebrated early by pulling a muscle in my back sneezing 160
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tonight I’m going to see Sting in The Last Ship. I adore the soundtrack for this show. Excited 020
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not many people know this, but the Tyneside branch of the store is actually called Why Aye KEA 031
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And we go live to the Etihad Stadium where Manchester City’s Ambassador for Sporting Integrity, Lance Armstrong, is going to address the media 072
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s my phd, so they’re all written - just need editing and wrangling etc. I have a small idea of what could form the basis on my next monograph, but that feels a) a lot of work to get off the ground and b) speculative at this stage. I’ve got 2 days to see if I can land something…! 110
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My students have a bingo card for my lectures. One of the squares is “wearing a checkered/flannel shirt”. I’ve just been to Cancer Research to buy 3 more for the coming yearstatic.klipy.comTeachers Series: B-B-B-B-Bingo!ALT: Teachers Series: B-B-B-B-Bingo! 030
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah I’m sure it would be fantastic. I’ve got 2 chapters and 2 articles to write by next May, plus a very overdue monograph to finish…this would be on top of all of that. But I have a tempting idea to explore 110
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m keen to come but am drowning in research already and funding is dependent on work destined for publication…but am very tempted to submit a paper 110
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m sure you’ll join me in wishing Dr Johnson our deepest contrafibularities on this special day 040
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me setting up to play a bar gig tonight. Customer asks if we can sing Uptown Funk and dedicate it to her sister. Me: “maybe - is she here?” Customer: “no she died a year ago today” 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Professor Lund was my internal examiner, and after the viva as the examiners and I stood by the lift (Attenborough Tower, Leicester) she smiled and said “congratulations Dr” and went back to her office. Very pleased to see this 181
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 02/09/20263. *maybe* text one or two personal friends or a family member, instead of 35 people with whom you have been on nodding terms for many years 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Accessing apps, what's for lunch, which shoes are permitted, which bus routes are best, which gates open when... 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The absolute purgatorial horror of parent WhatsApp groups the week school starts again 270
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I appreciate you responding a tweet that’s 18 months old to confirm that I’m right - thank you! 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And I’ve sent the introduction to my editor - time to get this thing done 060
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In the spirit of Platty Jubes, Totsy Clips 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There’s a vast distinction between putting words into a sentence and writing. Just like how AI can arrange sounds in harmony and rhythm, it can’t make music - the two are different 2111
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m just wondering more about practice - I can’t think of a rule it would breach, but rather would this be helpful or strange to the reader, given that it’s an informal source. Maybe just overthinking it 110
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Next year I’ll be writing a chapter about hymn tunes. Would it be ok to include a soundcloud link in a footnote to point to recordings of these tunes? 120
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m excited to read it. I still have ludicrous plans for my hymns and slavery idea, so keen to learn here. Good of you to release it in my birthday month too 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thanks! I saw your book is coming along nicely - hitting the shelves in time for Christmas?! 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve finally written the last chapter of my PhD-to-monograph book. And the editing of the whole volume is well underway 1110
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Once again, Anglo-euro relations hurt our university sector 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Well, on behalf of king and country, let me say that I’m a big fan of this idea 121
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Advise needed please - I’m hosting a conference next summer with @basjk677.bsky.social and we’d like the papers to become an edited volume. How do we communicate this in the CFP and how do we engage with potential publishers? Thanks 201
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In 1740, John Wesley published 'Serious Considerations Concerning the Doctrines of Election and Reprobation: Extracted from a Late Author'. The late author was Isaac Watts, who didn't die until 1748.static.klipy.comThe Traitors The Traitors UsALT: The Traitors The Traitors Us 030
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Some friends recently told that they are expecting their first baby, and as an experienced dad of 4, I gave them the only important piece of advice that matters - namely, the IKEA high chair is the greatest accomplishment in the history of human engineering 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We’re burning down the highway skyline On the back of a hurricane 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 22/07/20268 years ago my friends went to Spain on their honeymoon and they found the picture (left) on a crisp packet. It remains eerie 040
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Kevin Keegan's Newcastle were the best - brilliant, dynamic, heartbreaking, fun, daft, and generous. His death is a sad day for so many. 010
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The phone went early one morning with Gran telling me that Keegan had signed Alan Shearer for Newcastle - £15 million pounds, no less. Those memories of that time connected me to home, and it is only recently that the team has come close to repeating that sense of passion again 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026We signed Les Ferdinand and David Ginola, almost winning the league that season. Keegan shaped a team based around winning by scoring. I had a VHS tape of that season's game by game highlights and would watch it regularly. Dashed football hopes & homesickness all caught up in Black and White dreams 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Where my parents were missionaries. I was a scared 9 year old kid. My Newcastle United shirt was my pride and joy. it was stolen from our washing line shortly after we moved there. I got a replacement - some friends back home sent me one - and my wonderful Gran would ring us to update us on the team 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The first team I remember was built around Andy Cole. I remember a playground of crying kids being comforted by their parents when we came out of school to be told Newcastle had sold Andy Cole to Manchester United - the deepest betrayal we could imagine. 4 months later I moved to Papua New Guinea 100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I've only shed tears at a handful of celebrity deaths. The one that sticks out most in my mind is the death of George Harrison, when I found out in a Maths lesson from a friend. The death of Kevin Keegan has really moved me. His time as manager of Newcastle United was a huge time in my life 130
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 19/07/2026In 1994, I was 9 and stayed up until past midnight to watch the World Cup Final, which was the worst game of football to ever take place. And now, I’m letting my sons - aged 9 and 11 - enjoy a game that is even worse. That’s the love of a parent for you 0100
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Coldplay and the Muppets and Pele and Shakira and children who can’t sing is why you shouldn’t eat strong cheese and then plan a half time show 050
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This game is - inexplicably - worse than the half time show, and the half time show was the metric by which all badness is measured 081
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My 13 year old son asked for - and was granted - a 2 volume set of the complete works of Shakespeare found in a second hand bookshop today. The kids are alright 090
Daniel Johnson @danjohnsonhymns.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Every time someone says “it’s coming home”, the British Museum has to return an item to where it belongs 091