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Dan Jackson

@danj2k.bsky.social
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Network & Systems Engineer and Marvel/SF/anime fan. My views are my own and do not represent those of my employer.

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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 5h
I drink a bunch of this these days. It's great! I can even drink it in the evenings!
A product shot of a 330 ml can of Coca-Cola zero caffeine, zero sugar, zero calories, in the new black and gold livery.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone posted this excerpt from @greatdismal.bsky.social's #Neuromancer on Facebook and while he might have been a few megs shy on the capacity, he's nailed the part where RAM is a hot commodity in short supply.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nice #tinder
A cropped screenshot from Tinder showing that I have 69 likes
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, I *like* her. #fireemblem #FortunesWeave #Switch2
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hoard it forever and never use it, got it. #fireemblem #Switch2 #FortunesWeave
A screenshot from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave for Nintendo Switch 2. A character named Fortuna has just given the player an item and says "But use it wisely. My precious power is not to be wasted at every chance!"
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's weird how the site is blocked if I access it normally from the UK, but if I use a proxy, the flag they use for the "English" language setting is a UK one.
"Irodori Comics - Access Blocked - We're sorry, but access to this website is currently restricted from your region or IP address. ©️ 2026 Irodori Comics. All rights reserved"A screenshot of the top bar of the Irodori Comics webstore, showing that the flag they use for the "English" language option is a UK flag, despite the site being blocked in the UK.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bonus leaving day breakfast #Kitacon
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At Warwick Arts Centre screen 1 for The End of Oak Street
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Breakfast, day 2 of #Kitacon
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Breakfast, day 1 of #Kitacon
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
fully funded in what, like two and a half hours? incredible
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
A screenshot of a Facebook post, in which a copy of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5) is juxtaposed with pencil-written Dungeons & Dragons notes, miniatures and dice. The caption reads "The worst part about 5th edition is making my character".
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The absolute unmitigated GALL of Sony to be running disc drive ads on Facebook after their recent announcement. Screenshot below:
A screenshot of a Facebook advert by PlayStation UK. It displays an image of a PS5 disc drive add-on below a caption that reads "BUILD YOUR PERFECT GAMING SETUP. SHOP PLAYSTATION(r) 5 ACCESSORIES DIRECT FROM PLAYSTATION(r)".
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Old and busted: inside you there are two wolves New hotness: inside you there are
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At the Light Cambridge for Toy Story 5 in IMAX.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I did not have "Badger Badger Badger is now part of the BFI archive" on my bingo card for today.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My Baldur's Gate Treasures dice turned out to be The Dark Urge and a limited edition Gale of Waterdeep (one of 3499 in the world)!
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Birthday cake
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sneak preview, I'll do some unboxing photos when I get back to my mum's house.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
At Cambridge railway station, heading up north to visit my mum.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I voted!
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
At The Light Cambridge for Akira in IMAX.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Bonus leaving day breakfast. Goodbye @haruhiconuk.bsky.social, see you next year (once dates are announced)
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Breakfast, final day of @haruhiconuk.bsky.social.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bonus lunch picture from @haruhiconuk.bsky.social day 2.
Ham and cheese toastie with chips and ginger beer. Sauces were supplied in little 30 gram jars.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Breakfast, day 2 of @haruhiconuk.bsky.social.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Bonus pics showing the wide selection of cooked breakfast foods on offer.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Breakfast, day 1 of @haruhiconuk.bsky.social.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A friend sent me this Donald Trump AI fake image www.instagram.com/p/DVo6fPRjdgR/, so I said, "What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jabba the Hutt? One's a fat sleazy slimy worm who encases his enemies in carbonite and likes to lick naked women in chains, and the other is Jabba the Hutt"
An AI deepfake image of Donald Trump from https://www.instagram.com/p/DVo6fPRjdgR/ showing him seated in an office with two of his enemies encased in carbonite on the wall behind him.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
At The Light Cambridge for Project Hail Mary IMAX preview!
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
At the Light Cambridge to watch Hoppers in IMAX.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Nineties, folks.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
video, and the rest were just short clips and still images. The advertising for the "VIP Club" promises "access to [her] private vault" of videos, which I interpreted to mean access to some kind of back catalogue library of scenes that she has participated in. The unlock process started off 4/n
An Onlyfans message from "Goth Charlotte". It reads:

"You get a lot of special perks by being in my VIP club, let me list them for you:

Pinned to the top of my inbox (I get thousands of messages every day on here, but yours will always be near the top so you never have to wait for a response as long as I'm physically online).

Access to my private vault, this included HARDCORE content like sex tapes, three sums etc that ARE NOT available to anyone who isn't a VIP, these are actually being removed from mainstream platforms so ONLY you will have access.

Monthly VIP packs each month, completely free with brand new goodies picked just for you.

Access to a piece of me, you'll be able to request a pair of my panties or bra/socks to keep forever.

Special FREE welcome pack immediately.

Ability to order intimate, custom content for YOUR EYES ONLY. Customs are ONLY for VIP's"
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This adult content creator, who variously styles herself as "Charlotte Sartre" or "Goth Charlotte", operates an extremely predatory and exploitative business model under the guise of a "VIP Club" on her Onlyfans account. 🧵1/n
A cropped image of adult content creator Charlotte Sartre / Goth Charlotte, taken from her public Twitter account, overlaid with the word SCAMMER in red Impact font at 40% opacity.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
here's my version
A meme of a Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All Berries" cereal box altered to have Nigel Farage's face in the circle, the word "Berries" replaced by the UK Conservative party logo, and the bowl labelled with the Reform UK party logo.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BETT swag
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
apropos of nothing in particular. No AI was used in the making of this meme.
An altered image of a "Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries" cereal box, with Cap'n Crunch replaced by Nigel Farage (Reform UK party leader), the UK Conservative Party logo replacing the word "Berries", and the Reform UK logo superimposed on the bowl.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Finally got my Goodreads wrapped email! Don't know why they don't put this on the website as well.
"Seasons changed. So did your shelf!". A #GoodreadsYearInBooks bar chart showing 14 books in January, 15 books in February, 16 books in March, 18 books in April, 19 books in May, 15 books in June, 19 books in July, 14 books in August, 14 books in September, 9 books in October, 2 books in November and 7 books in December.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
yup. definitely nobody reads anything any more. totally no money in that, uh-huh.
A screenshot of my "Goodreads 2025 Year in Books", showing that I have read 65,322 pages and 163 books during calendar year 2025.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's still so dumb to me how a physical version of a game is cheaper (by a lot) than the digital version of the same game.
Nintendo eShop UK listing for Pokemon Z-A digital download showing a price of £58.99.Amazon UK listing for Pokemon Z-A physical version showing a price of £44.99.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Welcome to the party, pal.
A photo of the Disney+ information card for the movie "Die Hard".
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A screenshot from the movie "A Muppet Christmas Carol" with a tweet overlaid that reads "Time for your annual reminder that, according to A Christmas Carol, Bob Cratchit makes 15 shillings a week. Adjusted for inflation, that's $530.27/wk, $27,574/yr, or $13.50/hr. Most Americans on minimum wage earn less than a DIckensian allegory for destitution."
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
ooh there's a Hatsune Miku holiday sale
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"It's weird to realize how many of the gifts in 12 Days of Christmas are birds. 6 out of the first 7 days, your true love just gives you birds. it's 23 total birds. what if you don't even like birds"
"I bet on day 5 you're like, golden rings, phew, we're finally done with all the birds. then bam, six geese"
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Watching The Muppets Christmas Carol on Disney+
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
how do I smash the patriarchy
A cropped screenshot of the Google search box with "how do I smash the patriarchy" entered.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Taking the fun out of Christmas crackers #bahhumbug #nofunallowed
A slip of paper from inside a Christmas cracker. It reads: let's make some noise... We have removed the snap from this cracker to ensure it is completely recyclable. Part of our journey to make every Christmas a celebration of responsibility.
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Santa Claus does what now?
A screenshot of a Facebook post from Amazon Prime Video, featuring Christmas movies. The first one in the list is titled "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
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Dan Jackson @danj2k.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Does Facebook on Android have a feature where it does AI summaries of notifications? I've been getting notifications like the one pictured below, but the text isn't what the person actually posted. I have a Pixel 6 Pro so it's not Google AI as that's only on the 9 and 10. I want to turn this off.
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