Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Isn’t that how one normally cooks pancakes??? 🤦🏻♂️ 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comPalpatine EmperorALT: Palpatine Emperor 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean to be fair, I’d be okay with live-streaming Hegseth’s firing squad execution after his Nuremberg trial. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Actually the majority of Americans want to to deport Elon Musk you weird freak chud. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has EverythingALT: Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What can he say. Mar’Kwayne just reallly enjoys handling balls. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They’ll probably get cabinet positions. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Needs to be extended to his cabinet and his billionaire tech oligarch enablers… Musk, Thiel, Ellison. Zuckerberg, etc. The entire administration and its enablers constitute the largest racketeering operation in American history. 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We’re in the final hour of a game of monopoly where the only person having any fun is the guy who controls all the property and is slowly bleeding everyone else into bankruptcy with sadistic glee. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lol! Same! I may or may not have puked all over the community table at Hofbräuhaus and gotten our group kicked out and banned. 🤣 110
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I moved to independent journalism when you and pretty much every other legacy outlet stopped being honest and started pandering to Trump. 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Seems like it would be a good day for Dem leadership to strip this braindead chud of his committee assignments. 2463
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 06/09/2026He requires a whole lot of very absorbent diapers 030
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Impeachment is pointless because you’ll never get enough senate republicans to go against their cult leader to get you the 2/3 vote required to convict. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If the entire Trump cabinet isn’t rotting in prison by the end of 2029, then the Democratic Party has failed spectacularly. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 01/09/2026And it’s apparently part of the GOPs fake Christian religion that they lie to everybody about everything. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This regime’s motto is “What would Tony Soprano Do?” 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Translation. Sean Duffy is too stupid to figure out how to use the start buttons that have been standard on cars for like 20 years. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The tell is that he never talks about it. If he was actually hit by a bullet he would never shut the fuck up about it. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Laughing ExcitedlyALT: Man Laughing Excitedly 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Even without AI slop this is a man so utterly stupid that he legitimately thinks asylum seekers are escapees from insane asylums. Add AI slop into the shart derecho that feeds his imbecilic brain and we are doomed. 0100
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 30/08/2026To be fair, the chuds in his base/cult seem to eat this shit up more than most other messaging they’ve tried. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In fact, Kashyap is actively looking for candidates who stole from their employer for the express purpose of funding their hiring of prostitutes. 070
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 25/08/2026By tough oversight, I’m sure he intends to use slightly more impactive adjectives in his sharply worded letters 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Did Kushner advise Hakeem to write a letter? 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Remember that time the vast majority of American farmers voted for the leopard that is currently eating their face? 030
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nothing naive about them. They know exactly what they are doing. 010
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comPlaying a Tiny ViolinALT: Playing a Tiny Violin 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They made him an offer he couldn’t refusestatic.klipy.comGod Father Mafia BossALT: God Father Mafia Boss 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 30/07/20262/3 of people who condone rape say they condone rape. Thr other 1/3 are too dumb to understand the question. 020
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 28/07/2026LMAO. Have you seen how many boomers are completely unable to differentiate AI memes from actual news? 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Mitch McConnell at 31 Flavors last night 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 23/07/2026His about going after the cult leaders and their propaganda machine who brainwashed this guy into doing this. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’ll bet he runs as an independent just to create chaos which seems to be his only M.O. at this point. 020
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Why do anything to accelerate a GOP backfill for the currently vacant vote? 🤷🏻♂️ 020
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My thought. If McConnell is actually dead/incapacitated then he can’t vote on anything. Is this not a better position for the Dems than a process that would put a new able bodied Republican in his seat? 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 21/07/2026They’re targeting their messaging to get their meal team 6 supporters extra riled up. 040
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I see a bunch of winners and then a rapey orange shit balloon looking thing. 000
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Imagine having to wear that fat suit in the heat 030
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I mean Fetterman seems to have maintained his status in that condition. 🤷🏻♂️ 270
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Who would’ve thought a college dropout named Markwayne might not be all that bright? 050
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Trump doesn’t actually read. He had his people tell him what he wanted to hear about the contents of the documents. 2252
Dan is not amused @danisnotamused.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The diarrhea shall be referred to as “Trumporrhea” and Trump himself shall be referred to as “Diarrhea Donny”. 000
