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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴

@daninfakelife.bsky.social
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Alabama’s favorite son. Really cool kisser, not all that strict of a Christian. Reluctant leader of the free world Instagram.com/danielwagnerlol

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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 23h
We love us a B-sides LP.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is what my mom always says when I bring up the hell this man has created. She’ll go to her deathbed refusing to believe she was complicit and part of the problem (big Newsmax fan)
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also I did a thing
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Rays cowbell folks are on my last damn nerve!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ilhan Omar: 'Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced'
"I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced."
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tampa doesn’t even play in a real park. Never in doubt.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The guards are so frustrating as a fan (payroll wise) and yet I love them so so much.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guards in 4
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My glasses got broken during Furnace Fest which might be why the Guards are winning.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
According to Tubs new ad, Chuck Schumer is the most radical going these days. Who knew?
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They mad Pawl. They absolutely are unhinged mad Pawl
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lolololololol
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And one day your favorite album of all time turns 20 years old before you know it.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She did 28 songs without a break in Atlanta. She is my queen and I will follow Hayley into the dark.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really love Blake’s essays and this one says everything I want to say about Turnstile on SNL. It’s a victory lap for hardcore.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The anti Sherod Brown commercial features a trans woman who never lived in Ohio and transitioned as an adult cosplaying that it was as a child. They desperately want to find a culture war victory.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Guards always show me in October what you get when you have the lowest payroll in baseball.
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the1978.bsky.social @the1978.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump feels badly for the Cornell 7, but this is how he felt about 5 INNOCENT black men.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ginger Root playing in a bar in Alabama I love my hometown.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no State.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crying listening to Yoda live. I haven’t stopped smiling since it started.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In within throwing distance of Weird Al I’m so full of love.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was the 4th time I started crying in the first half hour.
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
death riders circling pac’s chair 😭 #AEWDynamite
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s been the best tribute show I’ve ever seen. No storylines, all love and emotion.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve spent the last hour crying watching this PAC tribute. AEW did it right. Our bastard forever.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What they are doing to the pierogis is sinful. It’s a perfect food that doesn’t need fusion.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the actual hell man I’m sick of seeing this in the business I love.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Memphis watching my friends play music together for the first time in a million years (I counted).
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleveland! isn’t really about Cleveland but we’re just happy that Taylor said our name.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey Petunia.
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David A. Smith @davidasmithphotos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Al Bundy as James Bond
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The simple things in your simple little sexually ambiguous dive bar.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least right now.
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ALT: Hidden Blade Will Ospreay
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dumb ass thought he cooked with this one. And he’s gonna end up winning.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The pope had a better 40th than I did.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I survived my first ever weight training session and can’t wait to go back on Thursday. I think I’m gonna dig this.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shut the door no way.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been waiting on this one. Pre Brian Bell Weezer Blue Album demos.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First session with a one on one personal trainer tomorrow at 7a. I’m Christmas Eve giddy.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The eyes of an angel.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sax opening for You Belong To The City is total humiditycore. That shit SWEATS.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My jams for tonight.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only at the Jasper Cracker Barrel will the server, whose birth name is Country, will give you Jesus stickers randomly. God bless the South.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That ducks hat is siiiiick.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So this is how I find out Gunner ain’t my favorite UGA qb since the heartthrob?
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoever chews ass in the locker room for Bama deserves a raise.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love my friends and their gifts.
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🐶Daniel Wagner🦴 @daninfakelife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NC State got me switching to hard liquor.
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