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Dani | Birdtuber

@danimaxcringe.bsky.social
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Cringy Lapwing Vtuber, Join me on Twitch @danimaxcringe Streaming Mon/Tue/Wed 7pm GMT PFP - robinoxel  Banner - ShananArt linktr.ee/danimaxcringe

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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some random women: "Oh! someones left mealworms here" Me skuttling away with my pocket full of mealworms 💀
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT IS TIMMMEEE art: robinoxel @ vgen
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've had the same song on loop for 7 hours
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Belly buttons are like an invisble rope that connects humanity good morning
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HOWEVER Grandma was mostly asleep when I poked my head in to say goodnight, she didn't look alert enough to be shouting for the dog, and I was in the room when the TV was on and I don't remember seeing anything on the TV that would have made the sound we heard, very weird.
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
two possible explanations, my grandma shouted from the bedroom down the hall and it happened to echo behind those chairs, or the TV sound echoed in a way that it sounded like it was from behind the chairs. or it was a ghost 🤣
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when I went to speak to my grandpa before bed there was a noise like a woman baby talking the dog from behind one of our big chairs and both me and the dog looked and there was nothing there, no speakers or anything. the fact my dog looked to the sound is freaking me out.
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think my brain deleted 2025, every time i say "Oh I must have done that last year" it was 2024. wtf did I even do in 2025
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bye Bye Summer Dani!! see you next year!!
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today I learnt that I can just upscale vroid textures to make them better quality instead of redrawing them all 😅
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#debut 👀
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
12 hour stream finished! very blessed to see I hit 700 followers on twitch, what a fab year this has been
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K.AI 👁️‍🗨️💾 | VArtist Vtuber @kairocchi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
『 SKEB-LIKE ILLUSTRATION CM 』 · · ──── icon for @danimaxcringe.bsky.social 💚 Also, find the 3 meccha chameleons :p #commission #digitalart #illustration
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i would die for a pool right now T^T
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it was 15 degrees when I left my Grandparents and it is 30 degrees at my parents house LET ME LIVE
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks for the support everyone!!
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
stone cold it was, very sad
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just performed a comedy of errors, I forgot to drink my coffee "Ooh! My coffee!" Pours the coffee down myself and my pillow "Ooh! My pillow!" I WASHED THAT PILLOW CASE YESTERDAY
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Planned a nice evening in bed chilling out reading fanfic. Internet fucking dies. 🙃
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What is different with KimionTMs model? 🤔
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
went to bed at 7pm last night and woke up with a sore throat and cough, what a treat for a Sunday morning 🤣
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
watching people browse the internet in the 90's is a wild experience. like I remember dial-up tone and stuff but the difference from then to now is just bonkers
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
trees just dont live forever to be fair, but the fact it's 1000 years old made me so sad
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fight tears because a fucking tree died www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Major Oak: Ancient 'Robin Hood' tree is dead, experts say
The Major Oak is thought to have stood for more than 1,000 years in the heart of Nottinghamshire's Sherwood Forest.
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm having one of those days where everything goes wrong at exactly the wrong time.
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ITS JUNE SO IT'S TIME FOR SUMMER DANI LETS GO art: Susoda @ Vgen
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Schedule back to normal from Monday! i've had a fab break, if not a smidge to warm artist: Mammia01 @ vgen
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I already had my laptops screen taped together and now it wont hold charge. to be fair it's 5 years old now and i use it every single day so it's body is failing before it's mind does waiting to see if i get paid again before looking at a new one lmao
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
God speed my fellow brits, god speed. art: kotablickie @ vgen
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Also putting the same food into my dads dogs bowl appears to have also worked
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
To get my dog to eat at my parents house I have to get a blue plastic plate out and cover her food up which she doesn’t like so she comes back and eats it
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
to get out i literally have to crawl along the floor which is seen as rude or sit and listen to a conversation that does not pretain to me because i'm 30 years younger then my uncle and 60 years younger then my grandpa
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my uncle wonders why i won't eat his cooking with the grandparents and thinks it's his cooking thats the problem. but it's actually that i get stuck at the dinner table for an hour if i eat with them 🤣
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
my uncles not evne hear yet and i already nearly had a panic attack ffs
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Forgot I won a £100 on premium bonds this month, that might save my ass this month wtf
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Remember when I said I was doing well money wise…. Turns out they were overpaying me so now I am in minus money 🤪
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i wanted a live2d fishing rod and i can't find one, hOW
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Carpeted kitchen my good sir, no smashing, just lots of milk absorbed into the floor 😭
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Good morning it's 7:28am and I dropped an entire glass bottle of full fat milk on the floor. 💀
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm the final boss
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Donated to cdawgs Cyclethon just as they hit 1.4 mill and it got screamed over LMAOOOO
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
when a fanfic swaps "oh my god" for "oh my kami-sama" i want to walk into the ocean 💀
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
bought popcorn and candyfloss to watch a film with. couldn't think of what to watch so now i'm watching "wild london" a wildlife documentary 🤣
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Had my coffee out of this groovy chick mug which I got out of an Easter egg 20 years ago 🤣🤣🤣
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
we were laughing at how rubbish the storm was at 7pm and now my window sounds like its about to cave in 💀
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i've used the same hairdresser since i was about 8, today i'm going to a new place for the first time in my adult life and i'm TERRIFIED LMAO
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just tried a VR headset for the first time. feeling a lil bit sick and only used it for like 5 minutes wtf
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
PC offically paid off LES GOOOOOOOO
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
normally on a Sunday i'm getting ready for Mondays day of work...but because i've got two weeks off...I'm bored? LIKE WHAT DO I DO
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Dani | Birdtuber @danimaxcringe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Owls and their tiny brains amirite?
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