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Danilo Piazzalunga

@danilopiazza.bsky.social
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40+ | he/him or they/them 🟡⚪🟣⚫ | Just let me be weird sometimes. | Embrace the silliness. | If I unfollowed you, it's because you keep posting things without alt text.

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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 5h
(Not that you or anyone asked for my opinion, but isn't this what social networks are about? It is both a boon and a curse.)
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 5h
It was a... fascinating experience. 🤨 I enjoyed watching it, and I liked the way Paratopic breaks the limits of what a video game can be. It is a work of art. Great as a concept but, still, not the kind of game I'd love to play.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 5h
Did you watch last year's Advent of Compiler Optimisations? xania.org/202511/adven...
xania.org
Introducing the Advent of Compiler Optimisations 2025 — Matt Godbolt’s blog
Announcing AoCO 2025 - daily December posts about compiler optimisations
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 5h
Take care! See you soon, or later, or whenever!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 5h
I'm so happy for you! Yay!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 10h
Oh no, I hope everything sorts out!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 16h
A timeline of me reading your transmed posts: - What is this issue about? - Of course this is the only correct way. - Or is it? - Time to face some assumptions. - But the world would turn into absolute chaos otherwise! - Time to do some research. - Oh. - *Sound of preconceptions shattering*
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 19h
Is this the horror version of Barbapapa?
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Barbapapa Happy in Garden
Alt: Barbapapa (a pink, human-sized, blob-like figure) standing in a meadow while feeding some birds from one of his hands; meanwhile, a tortoise is watching him. The whole scenery is drawn with clear lines, bright colours, and is generally soothing.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like this hot take of yours. Time to start Hot-taketober!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's called BPD in Great Britain, and EUPD in the rest of Europe! /jk
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not kidding: I saw a Miata video¹ recently, and I thought of you! ¹ It was this video www.instagram.com/reel/Dd8zgTd... by jaaaaaaael, which you may have already seen.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't kill it!
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The Blob Monster
Alt: The Blob from the 1958 film with the same name: a reddish, jelly blob, slowly wobbling around. The scene is set at night time in what appears to be a stereotypical city street in a 1950s American city.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/10/2026
this speaks volumes
the word "this" has a bubble speech which contents read from top to bottom: m³, cm³, km³
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please know that both of these things are completely untrue!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh, yes! Just for the sake of it!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of this also makes me even more disgusted with my association with the male gender, and more willing to abandon it (but I don't believe this last feeling of mine should be shared by most cis men).
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel guilty and ashamed: by merely existing as a man/male-presenting person, I share the responsibility of this, even if we concede that I, personally, have no fault. I believe I finally understand the concept behind the tragedy of Oedipus, now. I wish more men shared this opinion.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hearing about the quantity of microaggressions that most women endure *daily* always make me shudder. It's too easy to forget that having not to deal with such nonsense is a *huge* privilege.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Earlier today, I woke up from an all-afternoon nap with the solution to the visual riddle. A weird experience, but an extremely satisfying one.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You got this!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he your new cat?
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday. I hope it gets better!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You got it, broth!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1) How is Ness's perpetual stew doing? 2) What did Herald do to it?
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such a lovely... uninvited guest!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been taught to use similar answers in job interviews, especially back when I was a junior: «Have you ever used [X]?» «No, but I'm willing to learn it» = I never heard of that. «Not personally, but I helped a coworker using it in their project» = I read the tutorial once.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do it!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's one of the coolest cars of our time, and the colour is lovely!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FD 6
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is your C3 a regular one, or does it feature that amazing skyview, panoramic roof?
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, you could be dancing (yeah). Dancing... ... yeah.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual LOL, both of you made me loaf loudly!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching this game was quite an experience! I'm looking forward to seeing it again!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Beware of possible spoilers in the thread)
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I almost guessed the definition (I was thinking of ducks and swallows, both African and European), but I would never get a crucial part of the wordplay:
TIL that the pronounciation of «triple» is *not* /ˈtraɪpəl/
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's #MinuteCryptic was most infuriating. The amount of profanity I spoke was *way* over par.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've never seen any wobbly teeth, not until they were really about to fall. The discomfort (for our kid) happens days/weeks before, when a new permanent tooth is starting to push. I hope he gets better, and that you find why he's unwell!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chocolate should be okay, when it has a high percentage of cocoa.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Marzipan and Licorice! :3
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Max Cerrina @alephnaught2tog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two cats on a sofa. One is grooming and has been caught with her tongue out in a very ridiculous face, the other is doing a huge yawn and also showing his teeth and tongue.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could this be caused by his deciduous teeth starting to get replaced by his permanent teeth? Or is it too early? This has been the explanation of almost every sudden and unexplained behavioural change for us.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, this must be the true origin of the «Wrong answers only» trend. 😁
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An example is due: I walk by a bakery, and I am tempted by a small cake. I don't buy (and eat) a cake every time it happens, but I've been recording this as "saved" money regardless.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm currently trying to save some money to treat myself, and I came up with this trick: I'm recording every small save, even if I would not have spent that money anyway. I am basically tricking myself but, in the end, I hope I'll have my treat!
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the kind of advice I'm unable to follow myself, BTW, so feel free to call me out, and/or use it against me in the future.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: if you slept for 11 hours, you probably needed all of them.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, they did. I hope this is an accidental change.
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have ever seen any PL/SQL code, you already know Ada. If you have ever seen any Pascal code, you have a good enough idea of what Ada looks like. (Disclaimer: I know PL/SQL, but I never programmed with Ada; take my unverified claims with a grain of salt.)
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Danilo Piazzalunga @danilopiazza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it PascalCase (capitalise the first letter of each word), but with an added underscore to separate them? It's a commonly used naming convention in Oracle PL/SQL, which is derived from Ada.
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