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Dan Cooper

@danielwcooper.bsky.social
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Journalist, Broadcaster, Goof. All flowers, in time, bend toward the sun.

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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I. Fucking. Told. You. All. Years. Ago.
NME headline: "Muse explain handing over social media handles to Meta AI and conversations with Mark Zuckerberg." 
Sub: 'He's alright, he's not too bad,' frontman Matt Bellamy said of the CEO.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went to see Henry Paker’s ‘Pencil Case’ last night and it was utterly magnificent. To even talk about a single part of it would ruin the show.
The stage at the end of Henry Paker’s ‘Pencil Case.’
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tell me you know the lingo but have never been around people who actually use it, without telling me you know the lingo but have never been around people who actually use it...
Janan Ganesh using the phrase "What a weekend of Barclays."
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There was a really interesting exchange in this week's DOAC.
It's the "These go to eleven" scene from Spinal Tap.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"The world's richest man has made the as-yet unreleased comeback film of an actor facing accusations of cannibalism freely available after getting the permission of its director, Uwe Boll."
Christopher Morris, announcing the headlines.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What the fuck.
Promotional image for Somic Racing x Evangelion.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well, that was utterly magnificent. The only thing missing was a cameo from Malcolm Durridge.
Pre-show at Mike Wozniak’s ‘The Bench,’ with aforementioned title projected onto the backdrop.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gruber isn’t wrong here, but he’s certainly not right. The cookie dickpanels he rages against were the ad industry maliciously complying with the rules to fatigue people into not paying attention.
Gruber moaning about cookie pops.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Booyeah #SNLUK
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Avery Edison's "I am Alive" tweet.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We can only hope that the April 25th show has a return of 45 Seconds with Fouracres. #SNLUK
Announcement post for the next two episodes of SNLUK, including Nicola Coughlan.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Unfortunately, it only works when you sit in the corner and watch it happen.
Title of a press release for CUKTECH's new laptop charger.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You played Kepa? You played Kepa Arrizabalaga in goal? You played Kepa Arrizabalaga in goal in a League Cup final!?
Hugh Dennis as Michael from 'World of Wine' exclaiming, with horror, "You poured it on a fish?!"
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I really do wish this Sachiel jacket was real.
Jacket inspired by Sachiel, the third Angel.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hey, I found it, the most bullshit stupid take of 2026, it's done.
John Gruber not being able to understand 'cause' and 'effect.' Like when Twitter, after laying off all those 'needless' employees doing things like ad sales and trust and safety, became a money-burning hellsite chock full of AI-generated CSAM.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Now available to pre-order on Blu-Ray. Remastered from the original negatives in 4K.
It's a picture of a plate of shit, the left half in a lower resolution than the right.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nothing but respect for *the real* modern day adaptation of Wuthering Heights…
‘Heathcliff,’ starring Cliff Richard.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Did Ayao forget the moment in DTS when a Hass engineer, with as much self control as he could muster, essentially said “what the FUCK are you thinking hiring that utter liability!” ‘Cos he said what literally everyone else in the world was thinking.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
d... d'ya think anyone else noticed the sonic boom?
A number of Reddit threads all asking the same question.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"Bonnie Blue has declared her support for Reform UK. She says it's a way to broaden her appeal with one specific group: Wankers."
Colin Jost behind the 'Weekend Update' desk.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Seeing ‘The Wraith’ up close and personal, seeing the tangible effects of the marbling process, was rather affecting.
‘The Wraith’ by Stanley Donwood and Thom Yorke.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is in no way scientific enough to go into the review. But here’s a clip of the fan noise when you’re playing a game.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
He is SERVING!
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I didn't realize this was an image from the Louvre Heist, and instead it was one from the Times' recent "Meet the Young Conservatives" that I'd missed on my initial reading.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Some delightful news for a Wednesday morning.
Header of an email reading "Greater Anglia Services Moving Into Public Ownership."
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The quad at Edinburgh law school is a little quiet place to eat your lunch, meditate and meditate while eating your lunch.
The quad at Edinburgh.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The view from the John Lewis cafe offering panoramic views of the city down to the coastline.
Me gazing out over Edinburgh while enjoying breakfast.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I couldn’t not, really.
A Levain bakery cookie, in front of a Levain bakery.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have found my people…
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Sadly it’s impossible to spot @hunglikeascallion.bsky.social and yours truly, despite our beautiful and unique head shapes and facial features.
The bottom right corner of the audience wide of ‘Taskmaster’ e08.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Was quite heartening to see how many people were out in force today, and how kind and chatty everyone was. It’s quite lovely to see the general level of warmth in the community.
I sign I spent a good half an hour assembling with a hot glue gun that reminded me how fun it is to get hot glue on your fingers.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
New Papal candidates announced:
Chris, Bob, Chris, Phil, Doug, Bob and George
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Admit it, you think this is a shot of Marineville under construction.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Thing is, this is an April Fools, but given the context (they refused him entry, he’s got too much money / no impulse control and never met a grudge he didn’t cling to) it’s far too believable to be a joke.
“Elon Musk looking to acquire Berghain for €50 million.”
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have done written an opinion, which you can sum up with this image. www.engadget.com/entertainmen...
A still from 'Peep Show' where Mark utters the immortal line 'Four Naan, Jeremy!?'
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I know of only one person who can sell this bed...
A still from Guenther Steiner's ALDI catalogue shoot.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Like this.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The back rows still have seats if you like laughing and live in Norwich. I’ve dressed up for the occasion, but you don’t have to!
Me looking stern, as a counter to how amusing I’ll be later.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What delightful news.
Henry's 'Believe' sign from the AFC Richmond dressing room.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Why is George Clooney dressed as Emma Sidi?
George Clooney in a detective coat and hat just like Emma Sidi.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There’s a semi-literate teenager who has just been put in charge of the FDA who is frothing at the mouth after finding out this milk is homogenised.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Interesting case study whereby a handful of credulous hacks were impressed by a billionaire hiring a stylist and wearing a gold chain in social videos, declaring it as a renaissance for said billionaire. Now, half a year later, they’re able to claim they weren’t taken in by their own sham.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My Star Trek: Section 31 review comes out later today, but this handy clip [because the GIF isn't working] sums up all of my feelings.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Me and @hunglikeascallion.bsky.social have made a new friend.
Two handsome boys and Greg Davies.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
A tweet from Netflix pitching "Celebrity Bear Hunt," and below it, Alan Partridge on his Dictaphone.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Was in Las Vegas for *four* minutes before I saw my first pratwagon.
It’s a Pratwagon in front of my taxi.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
There will be a Bob Mortimer episode in the new season of Would I Lie To You!
Listing of guests for the new season of ‘Would I Lie To You?’
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
You can (not) have fries with that.
Poster advertising the McDonalds Japan x Evangelion Happy Meal toy.
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Dan Cooper @danielwcooper.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I really want this on a t-shirt.
Directed by Hideaki Anno, his creator credit from the Evangelion titles.
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