Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 7hI made everyone stares at them and they got uncomfortable and left lmao hell yeah 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 7hDumb stupid ugly annoying loud children at my job rn. The mother is doing nothing to make them shut up and looks miserable if anything. This is why I hate strollers and babies and children at my job omg 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 10hDumb stupid idiot man at my job saying “regular size” brother im asking large or small. He brings up “in Italy it always means small!” Yeah bro we’re not in Italy idiot! We’re in MANHATTAN! Grow up. I’m from NYC why would I know or care about Italian size portions 😭 100
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And then there’s the flings I’ve had with girls around the city which went nowhere and they all looked very… specific too 😭 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Friend is throwing a hyperfixations themed birthday party 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nevermind I just remembered I have dune 3 tickets for December and have plans to hang with friends I cannot die just yetstatic.klipy.comBut It Refused - Undertale MemeALT: But It Refused - Undertale Meme 001
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Heart palpitations @ work rn. That’s it. This may be it. It’s #over for me 😔😔😔🫡🫡🫡static.klipy.comBro Is Finished: Dog Basking in Golden LightALT: Bro Is Finished: Dog Basking in Golden Light 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I told everyone to not trust it. That dude scammed y’all of your money 😭😭😭 wtf an expected 16 years to finish a rhythm game?? LOL and he was asking for millions just to get character customization and other things. People complaining they never got their perks or rewards after sending hundreds LMAOO 140
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a beautiful morning…even more beautiful that everyone is hating on Friday night funkin despite me being a hater since DAY 1 001
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026True love does exist but just not for some of you though 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If papyrus from undertale was real he’d definitely be pro government, pro police, and want to join the police force or military 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Manhattan is lowkey the pride ring if you really think about it and Brooklyn is the lust ring. Queens is the greed ring 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It has huge cultural impact, so I’d see why it was chosen to be on there lmao. Again, people that chose some of these based it off memes and internet viral trends…unsure if anyone of them have actually watched any of the shows “Breaking bad? Gen Z loves it! Put it on the list!” (Good show though) 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And a majority of the picks were chosen via internet trend/memes 💀 and not by who you would expect 110
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can’t say any names but there were a few people who asked about that via email and were never contacted back! 🤓 110
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026-and even they think there are a few things that should be on there and things that shouldn’t be on there (I accidentally hit reply too early) 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My friend was in the office when the list was made too lmao 210
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That one guy talking about “i get it, they don’t have outdoor dining in Ohio. It’s okay.” and they get so angry by that LOL 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yo no meme it’s actually funny when I see native New Yorkers make fun of transplants on tik tok or Instagram and then the transplants start getting angry in the comments LMAO 100
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heard a rich girl the other day call Astoria “the east village” of queens oh hell no get outta here bro 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I should probably clarify that a high majority of the stuff I post on here is NOT real and just me posting a load of bs LMAO 😭 it’s all just me being weird and edgy and dumb…except for when I’m not. 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why do transplants move to nyc and only stay in Brooklyn or Manhattan and hate queens…now all of a sudden they love Astoria 😕 100
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My heart’s a stereo it beats for you so listen close hear my thoughts in every note 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I knew every single person caught on To Catch a Predator 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I got nothing going on in my life maybe I should transition for fun and see if my life feels better that way 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you aren’t American, European, Asian, or African then you are a friend to me 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t care about Europe, Asia, Africa or America. Why am I even here on earth 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I told a Canadian man I was born and raised in South Africa and he believed me 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My friend’s manager hits him and he’s a better person because of it 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don’t ask how I know this, but once a child hits the 4-5 month old mark they can no longer fit in an air fryer or microwave 😕 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They need to raise gasoline prices and grocery prices even more 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No one else uses this app. It’s all just me on my feed 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I told my starving toddler to stop whining about being hungry because I’m spending my money on CSGO Skins and loot crates 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not a single person on this planet thinks about traveling to Idaho like what could you possibly do there 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If someone plays final fantasy I assume they’re either a pedophile or a 40 year old unmarried person living in their mom’s basement 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My great uncle was killed on the island of cyprus by a turkish sniper 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Family just came back from a wedding that was in NJ. They’re describing the wedding to me and it’s pretty wild. Sounds like fun. My mom then goes “I hope your wedding is as great as that one! I can’t wait!” How do I tell her I don’t actively seek anyone and am just chilling with my lifestatic.klipy.comBear Baby BearALT: Bear Baby Bear 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you’ve ever watched that dragon maid anime crap you’re a pedophile 000
Daniel @danielurb01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve been awake for like 20 minutes and I learned all about the covid lesbian bar in Massachusetts drama lmao wtf 000
