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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋

@danielrigal.bsky.social
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I am British and grumpy. Tories, Brexit and most other things make me grumpy. I'm a ridiculous blue rectangle in a silly green hat and I demand to be taken seriously! Born 1970s Unable to age verify so no DMs danielrigal.co.uk @DanielRigal@mastodon.social

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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just got a YouTube advert for ChatGPT promoting its use for dietary/nutritional advice. This is probably the most dangerous and irresponsible advert I have seen since they banned tobacco advertising. I have reported it. If you see it then please also report it. Lives are at stake here!
Screenshot of the YouTube Report Advert screen filled in with the following complaint and the Submit button ready to press:

"This advert is going to get people killed! You can not run an advert promoting the use of an LLM for dietary or nutritional advice. This is the domain of trained professionals. An LLM will pick up on whatever people want to be told, no matter how unhealthy, and amplify it. This will promote and exacerbate whichever eating disorders the users are most vulnerable to. I know that some people will use LLMs this in way anyway, without being prompted to, but having an advert that normalises this is going to kill more people that it otherwise would! Please take this advert off, either out of morality or just because you don't want YouTube to be mentioned in a coroner's report."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not saying that the Europeans hold a grudge against us for Brexit but Lidl UK is trying to sell us plastic roast chickens for slightly more than the cost of a real, edible roasting chicken! Somebody in Bad Wimpfen is having a laugh at us and... well, I guess that's fair enough.
Advert for a plastic toy roast chicken for sale in UK Lidl. 15 pieces. £4.99, or £4.49 with Lidl Plus.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your rockets crash in a humiliating fireball after an engine failure. *My* rockets splash down in the Pacific Ocean after returning to Earth earlier than planned. We are not the same.* * - We are the same, but the BBC will always cover up for my failures so, in that sense, we are not the same.
Ludicrous BBC headline: "Live. SpaceX's Starship splashes down in Pacific Ocean after returning to Earth earlier than planned"
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The wrong hands? The wrong hands??? How the fuck are this gaggle of insane crooks and sex pests the right hands?
BBC thumbnail:
Text: "Live. King warns tech bosses about 'existential dangers' of AI falling into wrong hands as he hosts summit"
Image: King Charles III talking to Jenson Huang
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who says the economy is fucked? I'm saving 0% here!
Strawberries in Lidl. "Reduced" from £1.19 to £1.19. "Cheaper" it says. I'm not convinced.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are sooooo fucked!
BBC headline: Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown and says only guardrail needed is a 'smart president'
Also, his ugly, clueless mug.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I went to The Range a few weeks ago and I'm still searching for a rational explanation for this:
A box on a shelf in The Range. It says "2 PERSON INFLATABLE PEGASUS". There is a picture of the product. It looks a bit like if God got a swan wrong and the swan was plotting revenge.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"You might just as well say," added the first cormorant, perched on the red pole, "that 'I shit when I sit' is the same thing as 'I sit when I shit'!" "It is the same thing with you," said the second cormorant, perched on the green pole, and here the conversation dropped.
Two cormorants on the River Lee in Stratford, London. Each is perched on a different wide pole. The first pole is red. The second is green. Both poles are extensively streaked with white cormorant shit.Zoom in on the cormorant on the red pole from the first picture.Zoom in on the cormorant on the green pole from the first picture.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'll save you a click. They know absolutely fuck all! They don't even know for sure that this is anything to do with eggs. This is a complete waste of everybody's time. Come back once you have some real information.
Screenshot of BBC News: "Most read. 1. Salmonella outbreak. What we know so far."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How about we stop "debating" things that are none of anybody else's fucking business?
The front page of the Daily Mail where two of their wretched hacks are standing gormlessly either side of a lurid magenta panel with white and yellow text saying "Where do YOU stand in the divisive debate on how women should age? Two Mail writers go head-to-head. See pages 20-21." Above is the masthead informing us that this bootless drivel costs £1.30 per copy.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Daily Telegraph has not one, not two, but three very obviously untrue stories on its front page today. Pure nonsense that no sane person would entertain for a second. Of the three lies this is the smallest but also the funniest.
Screenshot of an obviously untrue story on the front page of the Daily Telegraph alleging that "Workers prefer zero-hours contracts".
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why does it say "Lay-Z-SPA" Ice Bath Pod? The boss said we can't put "Giant Bucket for Fuckwits" in the flyer.
LAY-Z-SPA Ice Bath Pod £24.99
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wake up babe. World's shittest new music genre just dropped.
Incomprehensible clipping from the front page of the Telegraph:
"Johnson: Mandarins to blame for 'Boriswave'"

(No, I have no idea what they are talking about either but it seems likely to be something racist.)
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Why does your Mum write such cringe shite in the Times?"
Clipping from the front page of The Times:
"Mariella Frostrup: What not to say to my daughter"
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They think that if they petulantly hold their breaths for long enough the Universe will shift by sheer force of their mighty Will and suddenly Ayn Rand will have been right all along.
The "Fetch happen" meme adapted to say "Stop trying to make The Fountainhead happen. It's not going to happen." Yes, I know it's a lame old meme but it's not like Elon deserves any better.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh, come on, ARTE! This is an EU funded conspiracy to make me feel old and I don't like it!
Screenshot from the ARTE website where I am being maliciously offered a documentary programme called "20 Year of Dubstep".
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The front page of the Daily Express is beyond parody. There's no shortage of real news. It's not just Starmer and Burnham. The Donaldson story is huge too! But the Express is living in its own twisted little bottle Universe where reality can't intrude on obsession.
The front page of tomorrow's Daily Express saying "EXPRESS CRUSADE. GIVE US A PROPER BREXIT" with their stupid crusader logo superimposed over the white cliffs of Dover. No, I am not making this up as a prank blind readers. I swear that this is an accurate description! Ask a sighted person to confirm if you don't believe me. I won't blame you if you don't. I can barely believe it myself.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A cyberman helmet from Doctor Who: A silver grey metal head with a lamp on top and the classic "handles" on the sides. The eyes are cutouts with a notch at the bottom that resembles a tear. The OP in the thread shows a cartoon of Starmer with a very similar tear. My intention is to draw a comparison between one inhuman monster and another.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Broke: Trump announces Starmer to resign. Woke: Starmer announces Trump to resign. Bespoke:
Screenshot of a tweet: Lilly Wachowski replying "Fuck both of you".
This was originally posted in reply to Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump in 2020 but I think the sentiment can be applied more broadly.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Text "2 person inflatable Pegasus" rendered in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo. Created via
http://glench.com/tmnt/#2_person_inflatable_Pegasus
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Also, wut???
"2 person inflatable Pegasus". No, that's not me being cryptic. That's literally what it says on the box. But what does that mean, you might well ask? I'm not entirely sure. It seems to be some sort of goofy looking inflatable pool toy. I saw it on sale in The Range in Penge. I didn't buy it. I suspect that nobody else bought it either.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wut???
A sign, with text so badly mangled that it can only be the result of a tragic collision with the speech to text feature.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He's doing the dril tweet irl. i.kym-cdn.com/photos/image...
Dril tweet: "turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ This is not a drill. The Telegraph is deeply concerned over the colour of eggs. We need to take this very seriously. I'm serious. Are you shitting yourselves yet? I'm shitting myself. This could go on for a while. I might never stop.
Telegraph headline: "Sainsbury's stops selling brown eggs over net zero"
Yes, that's what is says. No, I don't know what it means.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can the UK media establishment stop sucking this ridiculous man's cock for five minutes?
Screenshot of a BBC News article: "BBC presenter apologises for misquoting Nigel Farage"
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When far-right thugs attack the police at night that's "protest", and nobody dares call it a riot, but attending a peaceful, orderly and lawful daytime protest about Palestine is deemed "terrorism". I know that true objectivity is impossible but the framing here is bordering on the baroque.
A ludicrously over-elaborate baroque style gold picture frame. The ugly frame takes up more space than the picture itself would.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They are so wrapped up in the performance of toxic masculinity that they can't even recognise any other, more genuine, sort. Smiling? Gay. Playing ball? Gay. Supporting marginalised communities? Gay. Not being a sex creep? Gay. Have these antisocial bozos ever met a normal guy?
A Robert Crumb comic where a short, sniveling character named "Snoid" expresses his dislike of a heedless "Normal Guy."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meme image taken from the move Pulp Fiction: A man with a shotgun saying "Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from OK."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rule fackin' Britannia init!
Britannia brand beef dripping covered with the Union Flag for some reason.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Swan, No. 18 Hilma af Klint. 1915 Nineteen bloody fifteen!
Abstract painting of two circles, one above the other, seemingly reflected vertically, each with a rainbow coloured segment within a triangle. Apart from the rainbow parts the colours are muted pinks and browns.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hey BBC? Are you spending my licence fee on drugs? No? Well how do you explain this then? That has to be the work of Class A controlled substances, right? Surely nobody would post such humiliating nonsense when sober?
A BBC News thumbnail: An awful watercolour courtroom sketch of Elon Musk (although it doesn't look like him even slightly) and others with the absolutely idiotic headline "Why the AI industry is the real winner of the Musk-Altman trial".
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What???
Cartoon character Marvin the Martian with his hands extended in confused exasperation.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"The server gave an invalid response and may be out of date." Oh come on, Bluesky! It's been like this for days now!
Bluesky Notifications page, as seen from a web browser. Broken, with the error "The server gave an invalid response and may be out of date."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pity she didn't do a few more lines and peg out.
BBC headline: I joined the Tories for the partying, says Kemi Badenoch
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The BBC admitting that this is a Weimar Germany situation without saying it directly...
BBC headline: As the world inches back to a pre-WW2 order, the 'middle powers' face a grave new challenge
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Debate"
Thumbnail image of a BBC InDepth article: "How the NHS became the battleground in the trans debate facing workplaces".Meme image of a man dressed as a hotdog saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this".
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/were-all-trying-to-find-the-guy-who-did-this
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I... Um... No. I got nothing.
BBC headline: "Badenoch warns Tory MPs against plotting and psychodrama"
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's still broken for me. Anybody else? Rest of the site still works.
Screenshot of Bluesky Notifications being broken, brokenly. It says "The server gave an invalid response and may be out of date."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Have you finished wrapping your dinosaurs yet?
Concrete dinosaurs at Crystal Palace Park wrapped in white plastic.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If Windows Modules Installer Worker uses up 70% of the CPU on my corporate laptop then shouldn't Microsoft be paying for 70% of the laptop?
The text "Windows Modules Installer Worker" rendered in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
How can I put this delicately? The Daily Telegraph can fuck right off with this desperate nonsense. I mean, they might as well just start banging on about Lord Lucan again at this point for all the relevance this has to anything going on on planet Earth in 2025.
An "article" from the front page of the Daily Telegraph saying "Is the BBC to blame for the death of Diana?". I shit you not! They cut down trees to print this on. Any one of those trees would make a better editor than whoever wrote this desperate shite. Even American hedge funds are embarrassed by this.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Daily Telegraph? Obsessed with genitals? Obsessed with genitals on the front page? Surely not?
The Daily Telegraph, on the front page no less, speculating that alleged DNA tests may prove that Hitler really did only have one testicle.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Here's a few of them close up.
Mural mashing up Care Bears, Garfield and other carton characters.Mural of faces with beaks.Mural of a crow in front of a stained glass window
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The same YouTube that is letting the Nazis back on is happily running this as an advert:
Creepy advert running on YouTube:
"Realistic AI Girlfriend.
You choose how she looks. And what she says."
Sponsored. [URL redacted]
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
What the fuck, Sainsbury’s? Is this some ancient Mother's Day tradition that I am unaware of? When is Mother's Day anyway?
The Sainsbury's website is selling loose broccoli. It is in the "Mothers Day" aisle for some reason. What?
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Advanced notice? It will never pass mustard!
Sign saying "Advanced notice. Buses replace trains..."
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The "I sleep" meme:
Hobnobbing with a fascist? I sleep.
Fishing without a licence? Real shit
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. Check out this cool butterfly I just noticed on the other side of the window.
Photograph of an orange-brown butterfly taken from the other side of a window it is resting on. Instead of the usual top view of the wings, we see it from below showing its legs, abdomen, antennae and big eyes.
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Of course, this is all just a pretence of ignorance. These people are not as stupid as they pretend to be. They know what's what but they also know which side their bread is buttered on. At least until the butter runs out...
Hurrah, die Butter ist alle! (Hurrah, There’s No Butter Left!) by John Heartfield (1935) A photomontage showing a Nazi family enthusiastically trying to eat iron goods, including an axe and a bicycle, in lieu of actual food.
https://www.johnheartfield.com/John-Heartfield-Exhibition/john-heartfield-art/famous-anti-fascist-art/heartfield-posters-aiz/butter-is-all
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Giant bisexual ice lolly! Now there's a phrase I bet you didn't expect to read today.
A pool toy shaped like an ice lolly in the colours of the bisexual pride flag.
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