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Daniel, or something. 🐀

@danielorsomething.bsky.social
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A non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero. Red Dwarf, Star Trek, people who aren't bellends, and rats. Also music, aviation, languages and Scandinavia. Oh, Leicester Tigers too. Any other good stuff. (He/Him)

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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ozzy Osbourne, the legend, Prince of Darkness and beloved driver of the Crazy Train.Sharon Osbourne
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got my copy today, thank you! Here's Tilly already studying.
A slightly blurry rat, investigating a book
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'll second that recommendation. Tiny Tina was quite correct in BL2: crumpets ARE crunk.
Tiny Tina from the Borderlands franchise
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So yeah, there were puppets on #StarTrek last week. Worth noting, however, is that it ALSO had Rachael Harris and Joe Lo Truglio. Hell yeah! #Lucifer #Brooklyn99
Rachael Harris as Dr Linda in Lucifer Joe Lo Truglio as Boyle in Brooklyn 99
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time to watch the Star Trek puppet episode.
Data from Star Trek, using a tricorder as a puppet.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Grand Theft Auto Unique stunt bonus
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So, my wife's birthday present was this, a trip to London to see Wicked. She massively enjoyed it, which was the point of the whole exercise. I enjoyed it far more than I was expecting to, which is much less important, but still nice.
The stage at the Apollo Theatre in London, with a fantastic dragon above it. We had good seats.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know it's not finished and things may change, but this place they're building opposite the Tower - it's modelled on a pair of tits, yeah?
A building under construction on the Thames, opposite the Tower of London.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nice reference!
The newsreader from 'Groovy Channel 27', from Red Dwarf.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My girl Remi has been very lonely since Boo died, but now we have a mischief again - welcome Tilly and Ruby! Introductions have gone well and now they've moved in. There has been much bruxing, boggling and mutual grooming. #RatLife #PetRats
Tilly, a black rat with white arms and bellyRuby, a white rat with a dark smudge nose and red eyesRemi, a dark-headed rat with a white body
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Almost exactly ten years since this absolute banger from @astrokatie.com
Katie Mack: Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson: Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the global warming SCAM!

Katie Mack: I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is she the most recent example of Cheers being a holodeck program?
Carol Kane in Cheers
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have a great many memories of fighting and doing the commentary for the Legends jousters under that tree. Sad times.
Robin Hood and Friar Tuck (played by me) under the Major Oak.
Not sure what I'm actually doing, it looks like some kind of howl for some reason.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Boo died yesterday, completely unexpectedly. Heartbroken.
A grey rat with a white face, happily fishing for frozen peas on a hot day.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The "Believe it or not, jail" meme, in three panels.
Cycle on the pavement? Jail.
Cycle on the road? Jail.
Cycle on a cycle path? Believe it or not, also jail.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sting is instigating the first part of his plan to kill Bill and Ted before Wyld Stallyns become famous.
The bass player out of The Police modelling his new "Dystopian despot" look.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Birthday! Here's Remi and Boo showing us the best way to share a water bottle.
Two rats, one lying on her back and the other on top of her, simultaneously drinking from their water bottle.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
IYKYN #RedDwarf
The Burger King logo, but it reads 'Triple fried egg chilli chutney - It's a state of the art sarnie'.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Met the rest of the crew! All five principal characters are now represented in autograph form, they're all lovely! Especially Hattie Hayridge. And my wife got to meet Brian Blessed, which has made her very happy indeed. Great day.
The Red Dwarf Omnibus, now signed by Craig Charles, Robert Llewellyn and Hattie Hayridge
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
Nommi, a very sleepy rat with her face comfortably squished in the fold of a furry hammock.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That's an excellent dire prediction, but there are other reasons not to add AI to a toaster.
'Talkie Toaster', from Red Dwarf. A psychotically bread-obsessed product of Crapola Inc., billed as your 'perky breakfast companion'. Image by Daniel Conner.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day! In honour of this 20th anniversary, here's my old boy Rubble from nine years ago, not that interested in a jam. (Accidental camera flash, hence the weird looking eyes.) #PetRats #RatSky
A ginger rat, holding a rat-sized Les Paul guitar. Kinda.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Remi and Boo have snacks, and I have a couch that's covered in crumbs. #PetRats #Rats #RatSky
Two rats, one with a dark head and white body, one with a grey body and white head, are eating side-by-side. There are crumbs.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A hastily-made image of a Glasgow Has Fallen poster, with flames, a shocked Gérard Butler, a bare-headed Duke and a rogue traffic cone.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Very well said! Dr. Mae Jemison, real-life astronaut, said that she was inspired as a child by seeing Nichelle Nichols as Lt. Uhura. I can't think of a better way of showing how much representation matters! (She went on to become the first astronaut to appear on Star Trek in a cameo on TNG.)
NASA photo of Dr. Mae Jemison
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Whenever I see him in anything I always have to check it's not James Nesbitt.
Titus Welliver and James Nesbitt.
Or possibly the other way around.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is Boo, the incredible rat burglar. Anything she can physically move is fair game, and she can move quickly when she wants to. Her greatest skill is the swift theft and unwrapping of fortune cookies.
A white rat in hammock, very comfortably eating a small treat.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One of my Christmas presents was the Star Trek: Lower Decks card game, 'Buffer Time'. I'll admit I'm already three glasses of pinot grigio in before we opened the box, but it does seem to be taking a while to figure it out.
Playing cards from the Star Trek: Lower Decks "Buffer Time" game. Also, a glass of wine.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A typically hysterical Daily Mail header that reads "Beware the Green Menace"Duckula, heh heh, Count Duckula
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Alright trekkies, we've had live action, traditional animation, modern animation and computer animation. I propose it's time for a Star Trek marionette show!
Space Patrol (or Planet Patrol for the yanks)ThunderbirdsTeam America: World PoliceStar Fleet: X Bomber
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Laughs in Wesley Crusher
From the TNG episode "Hide and Q", an older version of Wesley Crusher.
He's being played by a man who couldn't look less like Wil Wheaton.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I wish I could claim the credit for it, but it's just an old tweet which has lived in my head for far longer than I would have thought.
A tweet from Sean Leahy:
"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Remi has a popcorn. Boo likes to run away and eat hers under the couch, but Remi understands that less running can mean more popcorn. #PetRats #RatSky
A cute black and white rat is happily eating a popcorn. She's sitting on the arm of a hairy fat man.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Sisko, huh? I can live with it. I CAN live with it.
The Sickos meme, remade as Sisko's reflection. Look, you can blame @RobinJohnson.bsky.social, okay?
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Boo is investigating the mystery of who keeps nibbling the tree decorations.
A pet rat is sitting in a Christmas tree, like a furry bauble.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, ya trekkie animals.
The Star Trek "10 Forward IPA set" - two cans of beer and a glass with a Star Trek delta on it.
It's very nice.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Found your Christmas present
The wobbly cones of 'The Game', from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Just get the disc in the cone!
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
How can this inoffensive spiritual leader have become so viscerally loathed?
Winn Adami, the Space Pope from Deep Space Nine, who can inspire a visceral hate with just the words "my child".
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The Galileo shuttle from the original series of Star TrekThe Nissan Figaro
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
The Red Dwarf - a dilapidated mining vessel with no brakes and three million years on the clock.The USS Enterprise (refit), as seen in Star Trek II - The Wrath of KhanThe starship Heart Of Gold, from The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
The original, not the movie version.The TARDIS. An old British police box when seen from the outside.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Drop something RED 🎸🍷🖤💃🏼👠👹
The Red Dwarf, a dilapidated mining ship with no brakes and three million years on the clock.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Boo decided to join us as the alarms went off this morning, which was nice of her. To do that, she somehow escaped the cage and made it upstairs. God knows how long she's had the run of the house. Prick. (Remi stayed at the cage. She's a good girl, at least!)
Two rats, sharing a hammock, one on top of the other.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Another rapture tomorrow, it barely feels like five minutes since the last one. Maybe this time, eh?
Written on a toilet wall, Dear Lord, don't rapture me yet, I'm taking a shiiiiii...
It's the same as the old Scottt, don't beam me up meme.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I built a hedgehog hotel, and I have a resident!
A low-light image of a hedgehog, happily eating a worm.
You can’t see the worm, but it's there.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Reminded of this classic:
American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense!

British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Aw, thanks! Yours is also adorable, of course. Have a bonus Boo and Remy - this is titled 'Desperation'. In which Boo is attempting to force her face through bars to get to a treat 0.00003 of a second faster.
Two pet rats receiving a treat. One has smooshed her face against the bars of the cage, while the other has climbed the cage wall to get closer.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I've never listened to a podcast before. I guess that ends today. #StarTrek #Khan #ThisIsCetiAlphaV
The Spotify cover for the new Star Trek: Khan scripted podcast series.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Roland Rat's too high-grade. Send Gilbert the alien.
Gilbert the alien, an ugly, snot-faced puppet from the eighties.
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Gonna hear some people sing. Probably songs of angry men or something. #LesMiserables #SondheimTheatre
The Sondheim Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue. It's showing Les Miserables.
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