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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"When banks fail, it isn't the bankers who starve." --Terry Pratchett
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If he doesn't want to do his job, why is it their responsibility to make him? He's an adult.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cut him some slack. After winning the Iran War so decisively, we really can't criticize him.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why? They're all written by ChatGTP.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What about that guy who was President between Obama and Biden?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did that there man on the right just bear false witness against his neighbor?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Technically, Natalie created and posted the graphic.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone feeling neglected?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Now I want that on a bumper sticker.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Based on his work on The Colbert Reprt, I think the Governor should appoint native son Stephen Colbert to Lindsey's seat.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If Mitch McConnel is brain dead, Scott Jennings should be fired from CNN.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Their LEGO videos sure get a lot of press.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What's all this about liking the Supreme Court's ruling? What? Railings? Well, that's completely different. Never mind.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You ignore Dr. Banner at your risk.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Is Steve Cheung going to apologize to the reporter he dropped obscenities all over for reporting this very thing?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So much nicer than Donald Trump's Easter message.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
George W. Bush blamed everything on Bill Clinton until January 20, 2009.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The President of the United States rapes children.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
No, it wasn't your idea. You got it from a talking head on Fox News.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thank God we don't have a younger, smarter asshole to replace him.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How about if Joe Biden's son was doing that?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They used to be such good friends. You hate to see it.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Remember when Burgum was the sane, sensible possibility for VP?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My car's in the shop for a service recall, and I'm driving a Bronco. 18 miles/gallon.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If it's a holy war, and I'm an atheist, I don't have to fight, right?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
JD Vance would be affected by this bill, wouldn't he?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You spelled Epstein wrong.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
An Iranian sleeper cell will be dressed LIKE ICE.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
See toys, right.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
When he asks these women who they're with, they should say they're with the American people.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The #melaniatackyhorrorpictureshow is coming!
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Spoiler Alert! You're never going to see Book Seven.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So, about those Epstein Files...
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Trump is proposing games on the White House lawn featuring a high school boy and a high school girl from each state competing.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Is she wearing a Star Trek: The Next Generation uniform?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
These modern Republican Christians worship Jesus of Nazireth.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Fucked up. They do a cover of By the Time I Get To Phoenix that's just devastating
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Have you heard Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds cover?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
GullyFoyle, The Stars My Destination.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Trains start colliding in 3, 2, 1...
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Explain to him that what Russia did is like Epstein stealing his 15-year-old spa girl.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Notice how silent he's been about Gavin Newsom's posts? Probably because he's freaked out about the Epstein Files.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A reminder. The Redemptive Suffering, Book One of The Baloshian Chronicles, is available at all your favorite booksellers.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Rubber Soul is my favorite Beatles' album. Hit after hit.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Breaking the law. DC has laws against living on your office.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani is getting desperate. mamdanitimes.com
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The New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani is getting desperate.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Once Ghislaine spills the beans, there won't be any reason not to release the files.
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I do find it interesting that ICE has hotel beds. Does the National Guard?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Since he's emotionally incapable of offering condolences, who even needs the attempt by a simp like Chump?
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danieloriordan.bsky.social @danieloriordan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Since we are in a dark, dark place, is there evidence the perpetrator was only impersonating a cop?
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