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Daniel McLaury

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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#elk at Busse Woods
Photo of a male elk with large antlers from behind
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being trapped in an underground maze forever builds character
Frame from the newspaper comic "Calvin and Hobbes" with Calvin's dad saying something to Calvin, who is frowning
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In one of the stranger developments this week, I've received a bouquet if flowers from Harry Styles, the well-known English singer.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's best when paired with the followup
Screenshot of tweet by "david sanchez," @gotham146, reading "Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babadook vibe," with a picture of a woman wearing normal clothes surrounding by three people each dressed as the Babadook from the film "The Babadook"
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ancient Greek depiction of Hermes with meme text superimposed:

Am I a joke to you? / Bottom Text
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like, someone tell me what I'm looking at here, because
Side-by-side comparison of original image with photoshopped version depicting a haloed figure with angel wings and a skull for a face holding a book
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Black has multiple roughly equally-good #chess moves here. Find one.
Chess board with FEN

r1b1kb1r/5ppp/p4n2/4P1B1/2p5/8/PPP2PPP/3RK2R b

White has just captured with the rook on d1, presumably recapturing after the black queen took the white one
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very strange #chess position. Black to move.
chess board with FEN

r4r1k/ppb2p1p/8/3Pp3/6b1/3P4/PP3PPP/R3KB1R
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wonder what proportion of chess games end with someone losing with all their pieces still on the board.
Chess position with FEN

 r2q1rk1/ppp2ppp/1bn3b1/3p4/1P1PP1P1/2P1p2P/P1N1P3/RNBQKB1R

White has just captured black's knight on e4
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wasn't sure this was a real bird until it flew off.
Some kind of hawk lr other bird of prey sitting on a log in a forest
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sleepy kiwi #dog
A sleeping Chihuahua with her tongue sticking out a little
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
8/5p2/7k/6pp/2Q3P1/5PKP/1r6/8"CAT FUD" from The Far Side by Gary Larson.

A single-panel comic strip.  A dog is implied to have drawn arrows saying "CAT FUD" pointing to the inside of the washing machine.  The cat is looking inside.  The dog hides behind the dryer, thinking "oh please, oh please..."
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So far we're up to 48
Bottle of Devon Cream Company English Double Cream
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Two tweets featuring Vincent D'Onofrio in a row in this thread:
1. An edit of a scene from Full Metal Jacket
2. This tweet by D'Onofrio
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle, and it keeps *me* loaded." Just so we're clear, this is a magnum bottle:
A man holding a magnum (1.5L) bottle
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still from Bela Tarr's "The Werckmeister Harmonies" showing the main character looking towards something with a combination of fear and disgust.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
According to Stockfish, each player only has one viable move for the next several turns. Black to move
Chess position with FEN 

5r2/1R6/P6k/4p2p/3bPqpP/8/5PP1/4QRK1
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Move poster for "Con Air." 

Above John Malkovich it says "Nicolas Cage"

Above Nicolas Cage it says "John Cusack"

Above John Cusack it says "John Malkovich"
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tried to talk this little guy into coming inside for some fresh air. Can't imagine what these wildfires are like for animals who have to live outside.
rabbit in my yardtotally white sky from wildfire ash
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Check out this amazing map I found about what kind of earthquake-resistant construction FEMA recommends:
FEMA Earthquake hazard map for the Western half of the US.  Everything is concentrated around the San Andreas Fault or the  Intermountain Seismic Belt, except for an isolated giant red dot in Oklahoma
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me-coded characters
WithnailJeffrey Beaumont Inspector Morse György Eszter
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was pretty happy with how this game went, until I went back over the moves and saw that I missed this. Black to move.
Chess board with FEN

r2qk2r/ppp2pp1/4p1b1/2bpP1Pp/4nP1P/1PN4R/PBP1P3/R2QKB2 b Qkq
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He made it across okay
Photo of a deer crossing a highway offramp with several cars present
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wooly aphid
picture of a wooly aphid on some green leaves
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Black to move. #chess
Chess board with FEN

2k2r2/2p1Rp2/2N2Pp1/4B3/8/1K6/6rp/8 b
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#deer #chicago
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Kiwi isn't sure about this
A chihuahua in a pink harness on a walk in the woods
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
White to move #chess
Chess position with FEN

rnb1k2r/1p3pp1/p3Pn1p/2p5/2B5/2N2N2/PPP2PPP/R2q1RK1

Highlighting indicates that the black queen has just captured the white queen
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I know it's not exactly Candyman or Malcolm X, but it's the first movie I ever bought my own ticket for.
Poster for the film "Good Burger"
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
White to move #chess
chess position with FEN

r3kblr/pplnp2p/1qp2p2/8/3N4/8/PPP1QPPP/R1B2RK1

Highlighting shows that the black queen has just moved from d8 to b6.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm told this plant is called the "Ohio Spiderwort"
three purple flowers with yellow... pistils?
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#butterfly #chicagoland
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wait, you're saying I can bring all this stuff on the plane?
Screenshot of a web page, reading:

Use caution when packing these items:
Lithium batteries

E-cigarettes

Flammables

Aerosol

Corrosives

Explosives

Oxidizers

Radioactive

Toxins

Guns
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Maybe you're kidding, but that would exclude every single artist who's ever been classified as "yacht rock."
Steely Dan.  Walter Becker is wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, and a belt with a large buckle.  Donald Fagan is wearing a black t-shirt, a black leather jacket, jeans, and sunglasses.Hall and Oates. Hall is wearing a t-shirt, leather jacket, and jeans; Oates is wearing a sleeveless leather jean jacket over a sleeveless t-shirt.Chris Cross, wearing a football jersey.  He is playing a double-necked guitar and singing into a microphone.Members of Toto, variously wearing jeans and t-shirts.  One is wearing jeans with a tuxedo shirt, suspenders, and a black bowtie
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Had to Google this to understand the reference.
A poster with "JUSTIFICATION FOR HIGHER EDUCATION" written at the top, depicting a seaside house and a garage holding five expensive cars.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Get your lore straight
Screenshot of Sridhar Ramesh's bluesky profile, saying he was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Here we go, CCCSNYY
Picture of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, with Bob and Bing Crosby and Eldee Young added in
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Sounds like a skill issue tbh
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Wait, upstage center? Are you guys sure it wasn't supposed to be stage left?"
Still of a lion from the clip above, who has reached the edge of the stage and is now turning around
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sherb didn't manage to make it to the Kentucky Derby costume contest today, but he'd love to find his forever home anyway. #adoptme #Chicagoland
Photo of Sherb, a Shih Tzu dog, wearing a purple gingham bow tie and a green straw hat with a green gingham hat band.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That's why you go crown + graphic tee + jorts. Specifically, this graphic tee
T-shirt displaying the album cover of Sex Pistols's "God Save the Queen."

The cover depicts the Queen of England with ransom-note typography covering her eyes and mouth.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Can some in the Bhutan area please help this cow that's wandered onto a winding mountain highway? #geoguessr
Image from Google maps showing a cow standing in the middle of a mountain road with the left side of the road being a steep cliff
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Got in a round of geoguessr while waiting for a longer compile to finish, and it decided to start me out looking at the dictionary definition of "this guy is cooler than you will ever be."
Image from geoguessr (i.e., google street view) of a man going down the highway on a donkey-driven platform with two wheels.  The man is standing upright and wearing a LeBron jersey, shorts, and sandals.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Should I be concerned that the lab drawing my blood apparently typed "molecular biology poster" into ChatGPT and hung the result on the wall?
A poster on the wall containing random words tangentially related to molecular biology, like "proteins," "chemical," and "pneumoniae."
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There is no punctuation mark between HWAET and WE GARDE-na in the manuscript, and, since the first line is in all caps, it's kind of a lie when this gets rendered as "Hwaet. We gardena..." implying that there is some clear separation in the text.
First page of the surviving manuscript of the epic of Beowulf.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
By all rights, this ought to be as iconic an image as Dr. Eckleberg's eyes or Charles Foster Kane's snowglobe.
Embroidered text reading "TELL THE TRUTH" from Billy Wilder's Ace in the Hole.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If there's a connection to reflection groups, Damien Hirst.
Damien Hirst's "For the love of God," consisting of a cast of a human skull with real human teeth and covered in reflective diamonds.
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
For anything involving gluing, Maurizio Cattelan.
Photo of Maurizio Cattelan's "Comedian," consisting of a real banana duct taped to a wall
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Daniel McLaury @danielmclaury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Depends on the topic. If there's any connection to algebraic curves, I will commission Jeffrey Koons to create a life-sized model and put the photo on the cover.
Jeff Koons with one of his hotdog sculptures
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