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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 4h

I did it! Today I took credit for Mark Carney’s global stardom, his national leadership, his energy innovation and his determination to unite Canada. Yay Me! #Narcissist

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Be honest with me…do you think my $130 million dollar referendumb is effecting the polls? 🤔

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And the Academy goes to… Marlaina Danielle Smith For my performance in “A Separatist Runs Through it” “An emotional Premier Smith held back tears Saturday as she recounted a long list of historic indignities Albertans have suffered at the hands of the federal government” City News YEG

edmonton.citynews.ca

'Why walk away?': Emotional Danielle Smith speaks against separation at online forum

An emotional Premier Danielle Smith held back tears Saturday as she recounted a long list of historic indignities Albertans have suffered at the hands of the federal government. Smith was the opening ...

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Look-eee Here OKOTOKS Highwood Constituency Association just triggered the UCP process to review my GREAT and ALL POWERFUL Leadership. This is what they did to Kenney? Wait wot? How dare YOU accuse me of not being a Separatist 👊🏻 Am I not extremist enough for you?

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Calgary Shaw ✅ check Next Up Calgary East Calgary Cross Calgary North Calgary NorthWest Calgary West Lethbridge East All things being equal, I will lose the next election with Pete Guthrie’s party capturing just 5% of the vote. Thank you ProgrssiveTory Party of Alberta! I will lose because of 🫵

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m spending another $4 Million of public funds to sell my Bull Sh*t. I am stoking the fire of Racism. What I really want is to target “those foreigners” and limit your Constitutional rights. This is really about the other nine questions on the ballot! #NoToTheNine #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I just don’t why I surround myself with racist, bigoted f*cktards…who lie and publish baseless, non-factual statistics. Birds of a Feather?? #NoToTheNine

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m deeply disappointed that 🇨🇦 & 🇺🇸 did not come to a Trade Agreement. Actually I don’t care. Just inserting myself Btw are there any immigrants available to work on Referendumb Day? I’m asking Albertans to vote to strip u of your EMPLOYMENT rights but I need your help first! I can’t find workers🤔

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I will take credit for this. The uptick in bigotry and racism in Alberta is my doing. Speaking of which, check out my ReferenDUMB questions! THEN VOTE #StayInCanada AND THEN VOTE #NoToTheNine

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This portrait of myself is being stored at an AI data centre near you! #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

@theglobeandmail.com I like it! The cartoon. Though I feel this octopus has been unfairly depicted. #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh shoot Connie… did you not get my memo? Yeah no I waived the requirement for Kevin O’Leary to perform an environmental impact assessment. My UCP decided it is unnecessary to review his AI Data Center project. We are taking Kevin at his word when he proposed that power and water is standard usage

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This is my Chief of Staff Rob Anderson. He’s a proper Separatist BUT this week we are supposed to be publicly pretending to be Canadian 🇨🇦 Get with the script FUCKBALL Line: “Blah blah sovereign Alberta .. blah blah United Canada” #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I dunno… I get the sense I’m being called out. All I’m trying to do is divide my province and de-unify my country 🇨🇦 Is it me? It’s everybody else right? #abpoli #cdnpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hey Dj Khaled…I’m adding “another one” ALBERTA REFERENDUM QUESTION 11: Do you agree that my head should remain up my ass when Albertans vote in a new Premier in 2027? #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I’m sooooo delusional! I haven’t won jack. Here let me fix it: Carney: Pathways before Pipelines or no deal Smith: K let me spin it by peppering my news release with some 🐂💩 Carney: Whatevs #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Of course I defended my UCP in response to the largest privacy breach in Canadian history… Shh shhh S H O C K E R

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Are you one of the lucky 2.9 million Albertans who are eligible to vote? If so, GREAT NEWS! ALL your personal information (name-address-phone-email) is now in the hands of Alberta Separatist organizers! You better all fucking remember that me & my Justice Minister (Amery) made THIS possible! #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“A referendum is the purest and most direct form of democracy..” And by DEMOCRACY, I mean: Burying half a million #ForeverCanadian signatures in a legislative committee until late October… that’s AFTER I push my Seperatist referendum question through. I circumvent democracy! #ableg #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Let’s remove a child from a school environment when IMO they need 1 to 1 support in specialized environments til they learn to self regulate. My #UCP is drawing a line here ‘students you can EARN your way, of course, into public school inclusion BUT you can EARN your way OUT too! YES! I said this!🤯

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Recommendation 5 is an Addendum added SOLELY by Chair Justice Miller. The other Majority Commission mbrs did not agree. The Judge feared #UCP would accept our Minority Report So I took Justice Miller’s good-faith addendum & flipped it! I am a cheater! #Gerrymandering #MLAElectoralInterference

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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

WTF! Spanky…track down Minister Amery RFN! This court shall not have inherent jurisdiction over its own court. The UCP has already unduly interfered in the Citizen Initiative Act. Who does this Judge think she is? They say Judicial Independence is the cornerstone of Democracy. I don’t want that!!!

cbc.ca

Judge orders pause on signature validation process for Alberta independence petition | CBC News

A judge has granted a month-long stay preventing Alberta’s chief electoral officer from certifying the results of a petition to force a referendum on a proposal for Alberta to separate from Canada.

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

👀 Ok lookee here. This is a bold faced lie. I am lying. Each day I am more intentional, more deceitful & more deliberate in my lies. ie. I know for a FACT @lukaszukab.bsky.social filed the #ForeverCanadian petition under the ‘legislative pathway’ yet I bolster this lie! #pantsonfire #ableg #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Mr. Speaker, it’s my pleasure to introduce Bill 25 - An Act to Remove Education and Diversity from Alberta Schools. #ableg #abpoli 👇🏻

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I kicked Scott Sinclair out of my UCP Caucus for raising concerns about my Shit-Stain Finance Minister’s Provincial Deficit budget but I’m ok with JASON STEPHAN seeking signatures on the Independence position. Surprise Surprise Surprise #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Wow. Don’t mind me. I guess all these criminal investigations swarming around me AND my UCP is starting to have me come unglued. Usually I’m so calm and collected when I’m engaging in misconduct and lying straight to your face. 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 🐝🐝🐝

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Me thinks my CoS doth protest too much. Besides, we own all the tinfoil! We purchased it in bulk with UCP Turkish Tylenol. 👊

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I want to clarify my Chief of Staff’s remarks. At no time did I reasonably address issues stemming from our province’s economic dependency on foreign workers. Nono. Alternatively, my anti-immigration proposal serves to rage-farm for ‘supermajority support’ from Berta’s finest racists/bigots! #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

And by keeping taxes low, my UCP GOVERNMENT means raising your property taxes by 60% over four years in Calgary to pay for Education shortfalls due to our persistent, petulant, egregious conduct. #yyc #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I am NOT a Nazi. There is a distinction to be made between the immoral conduct of Adolf Hitler and his Gestapo/Stasi war criminals versus me and my UCP authoritarian regime… And if anyone can make that distinction, by all means, please leave comments below. #ableg

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Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ | Watch News Videos Online

Watch Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

First, Bonne Belle cosmetics went out of business yrs ago. Evidently I still had some make-up Second, I just announced my deflection plan…a Referendum on Immigration. Just gonna skip over 438,568 voter signatures on the prevailing #ForeverCanadian petition Third, I am a bonafide #existentialthreat

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

BREAKING: My UCP budget is fucked. I relied on oil revenue despite consistent WARNINGS to diversify. Now I’m claiming I inherited this problem. STRATEGY: I’m playin the race card! Watch for my big announcement tomorrow on Immigration! I am relying on your bigotry to see me through! #Deflection

cbc.ca

Premier to talk immigration in her address to Albertans Thursday | CBC News

Premier Danielle Smith said the province is facing combined pressures from decreased revenues as oil prices trend lower and increased costs of covering services for a rapidly growing population.

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

My Chief O Staff has some communication advice for all of us with respect to our FAQ’s on this Separation Movement I facilitated. Tell you what… FA-Q Robbie! #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

#Canada was just introduced at the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, Milan Italy! But I’ve opted to use my social media to post about denouncing climate action. So allow me to use Bluesky to say ‘Good Luck/Bonne Chance’ to all our 🇨🇦Olympic Athletes. Canadians living in Alberta are so proud of you!

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: As previously stated, I want to ‘direct’ judges & I want to unduly influence all Alberta Courts. AND if I don’t get my way, I will throw a tantrum by withholding funding & interfering with the administration of Justice. I think somebody dropped me on my head as a baby #abpoli

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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody @daniellesmithab.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This 👇🏽👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

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