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daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

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Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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Today we’re learning How to Survive sunbakes and earthquakes with Lisa Arch!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And they’re all from the opening number

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I had no idea Ron Rifkin was the lead singer of the Gin Blossoms.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Aww, rape makes him hungry.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Whatever gets them to stop.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Harassment?!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Finally he speaks the truth!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Luckily these popcorn buckets double as barf receptacles!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

In response to the CIA drone strike on Venezuela, Maduro has called Trump “ a fargin ice hole”.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

@lyndacarter.bsky.social just a regular day in kindergarten in my Wonder Woman bathing suit.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Trying my best to wish Karoline Leavitt into the cornfield.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

According to this article, she's still wearing hats!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Just finished reading Trump’s how-to manual.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

So the Fox News model.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Pour some out for Robert Redford today.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Is Duo MAGA?

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

But October is Touch the Third Rail Month

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

For instance, Lopez is wearing it between her toes!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Marco Rubio making a concerted effort to not sink into the couch.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Apparently it’s decency season.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Note to people making therapy-related videos: maybe don't start with a quote from a guy who famously killed himself.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

My son used to make obscure action figures WITH HIS HANDS.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

See, Amazon is already fucking up Bond. Sheesh!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Would.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Almost as effective as a restraining order!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

L to the OG

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Ok, but “Fuck yourself in the face” is objectively hilarious.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The “Looked like you had a lot of fun up there” of reviews.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I won Christmas! (Made by my son)

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If you can break a Funko Pop, they should reward you.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Today on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we’re faking it with Rose Abdoo from Hacks! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

But that's just because he's a fan of the Peanuts.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

000

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

And he STILL hasn’t dipped into his Tonight Show insurance.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Choose your Max Alexander

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Watching Breath of Fire, pause it to make some tea and what do I find in my pantry? #yikes