daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 10/08/2025OTD 71 – Roy Keane tells his placenta "I'll see you out there". 0103
daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Oh my days, imagine going shul and fucking Art Garfunkel is ba’al musaf. 120
daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Can’t be a good football team if semi-colon usage isn’t on point 3131
daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Absolute banger of an Oxford, Cambridge … Hull. 1124
daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 11/12/2024For anyone wondering, I've not performed one of the most shocking branding-pivots of all time. Rather, my Twitter account has been hacked and teefed by ... cat people? x.com/catsiflife 7103
daniel harris @danielharris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024An unheralded Wilderness Years classic on in the gym this morning, Mourinho cunningly avoiding a two-legged kicking off City in the semis. 040