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Daniel Gerber

@danielgerber.bsky.social
2.5K followers 1.3K following 2.3K posts

Personal account for glasgow based clinical sports therapy. For general chat, things that make me smile, things that make me frown and other stuff.

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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm saying nothing.... except the joke was probably better than the coffee...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
3 seats for me on a Ryanair flight...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's the betting that this is the closest concession to the UK easyJet and Ryanair gates...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
When it's not Celtic and Killie....
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
But not say jam....or maybe. Can you smell it?🤣🤣
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Asking Deepseek AI to fix chatGPT...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It helps when you interpret it in clothing...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is the quote...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Farage is laughing at you...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
He had a bid of a reputation when he was younger. He supposedly had a thing with Kyle minogue...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I can't help but laugh.. from @super_politics on reels...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Saw this truck in Portugal last week... Couldn't resist taking a photo of the name... Say it out loud..
Truck with business name written on it Arsul... Say it out loud...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Seasoning a wok and my wrists are done...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
No...you said the BBC doesn't lie...here's a screenshot of you saying it...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Unfortunately they don't... Racist and racism will exist where people feel aggrieved, left out, poor and with no other alternatives. Coming from a community with nothing does allow easier empathy, but some just see what the others have, rather than what they don't...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just watched IF.. bawling towards the end... It somehow just hit me (in a good way).
A young girl laying down surrounded by imaginary friends and a surprise. a film trailer poster.
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Although it has given me an idea of what to do with this ..
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Saying nothing...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I remember putting money in something like this as a kid... The only place you see them now is in museums. America wants to take them out...
Polio charity box. A young boy in shirts with a walking stick and calipers. He is holding a box with a slot in the top for putting money in.
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
She's 5'4” and she complains she only gets messages from little people. I wonder how tall she means?
Bio from dating site for a five foot, four inch tall woman... complaints that she only gets messages from little people..
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Post a picture of cheese on toast with a piece of pineapple on it... It drives engagement...
Cheese on toast with pineapple. It's the best thing ever
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Disturbingly Absurd Humour...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Here's a black one. It's bigger.
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Better hair day....
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Selective breeding. Tyrannosaurus chook.
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Okay.. set up a bumble profile the other day. My photo was moderated... It was a cock photo. Have 70 matches... Here's the photo ..
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is even more amazing... These are the only countries not invaded by Westminster... They could still have fought them though...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I think you need this too...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If it were Jurassic park done to wonka world standards
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sending cock pictures, because I believe that's what I meant to do, now that I've expressed an interest...
A fancy chicken.
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The fail whale was a fairly common thing as they started to grow... I remember refreshing and refreshing hoping I could get to my people... Post and get my dopamine...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I think someone forgot to put money in the meter at Glasgow central departure board... #scotrail. (It was only out for seconds, and I don't think ScotRail even run it..)
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I think my brain was merging those with this...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I've been getting temu withdrawal, do went to alie*press for my fix and got this... Really quick delivery too... (It's really for anatomy revision and also do I can show you, do you can understand why I want to work "there")
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We can see there's two blocking you
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Agree completely... This is why I say the echo chamber on here is useless.. we should be out there forcing change... I mean, they called us extremists. Maybe we should all act like them?
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I thought similar, but imagined Glasgow was better. Don't get me wrong, I wish them every success, but a crumble bar.. I might start a cheese on toast bar with pineapple on top...if you haven't already seen it...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Don't hate me. It was left over from when I made sweet and sour chicken last night
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Many years ago, when twitter was new and young. There was the fail whale. It seems bsky needs a similar message
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Elonia Musk-Trump... The first lady
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I love dogs. Here's a photo of mine
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@neilmackay.bsky.social too...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Clearsky.app...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Go on. Tell me Musk is a genius
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Here's how I described him the other day...he's not a supervillain, he's the lord Farquaad of villains....
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Grandparents.... You got to love them...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
When there's only 3 others in the gym... Well worth slipping out and doing later patient consults to make up for it...
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Daniel Gerber @danielgerber.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Stolen from threads... No friend to Scotland...
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