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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦

@danielbayley.dev
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Full Stack Dev | Motion/Designer | Prolific top 1% TypeScript/JS engineer & open source contributor | Composition > inheritance | Less === more. danielbayley.dev github.com/danielbayley algora.io/profile/danielbayley gitranks.com/profile/danielbayley/ranks

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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 06/10/2026
Thing I realised is, what looks like egregious hypocrisy to us, is actually their core belief in a system that binds everyone other than themselves.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 06/10/2026
From selling the country off to even bigger cunts.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 06/10/2026
Does it though? Doesn’t fucking seem like it does, given the last 15 years or so…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 02/10/2026
Smaug is the ideal CEO.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 02/10/2026
Is that a rhetorical question? Never bet against stupidity.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 30/09/2026
Compared to him, it is super intelligence.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 25/09/2026
Tice but dim.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 21/09/2026
The feeble cunt can’t even open a water bottle by himself.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 14/09/2026
No, it’s the multiple other side projects spawned from the current one, recursively…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 12/09/2026
Che Guevara had an evil twin?
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 12/09/2026
Slopify
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 06/09/2026
Framing those all as equivalent is ridiculous, but many idiots buy into it.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 06/09/2026
Also, Sharks are absolutely better.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
Thick doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
The goals of Open Source, and the goals of the reigning tech oligarchy are diametrically opposed.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
Let’s hope they fall off, and get trampled.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
A trillion dollars, and this is what you do with your time… What a perennial fucking loser. It’s a game, not a problem we need to solve… The tragic dipshit doesn’t understand the point of anything.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
His army of pathetic geriatric brownshirts, in a country with no guns, wouldn’t last 30 seconds if it came down to it. The ”boring, boring, boring” tedious fascist grifter on stage needs to be made an example of at this point. He can be cellmates with Nathan Gill.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
They’re too stupid to ever realise, no matter what he does. Like waiting for your door wedge to become sentient…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
You’d have found more intelligent life under any rock, outside of the conference. Did he trip over the chainmail first, or his knuckles?
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/09/2026
He isn’t a master of anything. But he doesn’t have to be, with people this fucking stupid.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 03/09/2026
Only absolute twats fall for his grift in the first place.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 02/09/2026
📌🔨
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 17/08/2026
This should come with a health warning about causing your brain to melt out of your ears from the abysmal stupidity.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 11/08/2026
Also, everything else.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 29/07/2026
The guy is so innovative. He somehow keeps finding ways of being an even bigger cunt than before.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 16/07/2026
The most prescient documentary of our time.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 15/07/2026
Only Fools and Grifters
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 11/07/2026
The copy-someone-else’s-homework machine.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 10/07/2026
She also missed out the obvious ‘c’, which would more succinctly summarise who she is actually looking for…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 09/07/2026
Oakeshitt
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 08/07/2026
Bin Cuntface, vote Count Binface.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 08/07/2026
Bin Cuntface. Vote Count Binface.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 08/07/2026
WTF is a ’luvvie’? What aspirations would be achieved by voting for corrupt rightwing grifters? Such utter cunts.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/07/2026
It’s tragic really that the whole mutually-beneficial nature of open source is being undermined by slop. It already had fundamental problems with proper funding, before this.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/07/2026
Simple policy, I’ll only take a look if a human bothered to do it properly.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 05/07/2026
These people are all deeply weird freaks, on top of everything else.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 03/07/2026
Fuck off then.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 27/06/2026
They already cooked their brains on Facefook, YouTool, and ‘X’…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 27/06/2026
Since we basically have a country full of 60+ y/o toddlers, the best approach is probably to just rebrand their efforts as ’energy sovereignty’, hammer that message, and carry on.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 25/06/2026
If by which you mean the joke is on the rest of us…
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 25/06/2026
Joe Rogan has a lot to answer for.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 25/06/2026
🤮
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 25/06/2026
The last decade has shown us it’s very possible, likely even, that you can be both a sociopath, and a moron.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 24/06/2026
Except why take him off the current job when clearly so competent, which is rare. Also, many execs are such utter cunts.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 22/06/2026
The country is basically ungovernable while the concentration of media ownership is this extreme, and the broken incentive structures we have.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 22/06/2026
They’re all correct, yet also horribly wrong.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 20/06/2026
I wanted to go and shout scathing abuse at them, but had a birthday to attend. Encouraging to see such a pathetic turnout of these losers.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 17/06/2026
Even the markup is offensively bad.
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Daniel Bayley 🇺🇦 @danielbayley.dev · 15/06/2026
In reality, JPM have been trying to hire software engineers on Hackajob for months… I get spammed with requests to apply, but would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon than work to benefit Jamie Dimon.
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