iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

wife: (plays out puzzle in the game exactly as the devs designed) me: (does anything and everything EXCEPT that) wife: "wait. no. that's not how—" me: (suddenly solves the puzzle) wife: 😐😑😐 me: "what?" wife: (long defeated sigh) "nothing." #AshingThroughLife #theinnermachinationsofmymindareanenigma

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Idk who needs to hear this today but... If at any point in time, the women of the world collectively decide to stop reproducing entirely we could wipe out the entire human species within a single lifetime. #GirlPower #ThanksForComingToMyTedTalk #femininity

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Man: You need to shave your legs and armpits. That’s disgusting. Me: I mean this with all disrespect. I don’t take hygeine advice from the gender that refuses to clean their butts because they think it’s too “feminine.”

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

As a woman, nobody prepares you for the # of times you'll be gaslit by a doctor in life. I could go to doc 1 🩸 from my 👀, missing half my 🦵, and still get sent home with "I just don't see anything wrong. Your bloodwork is normal. Try losing weight." a referral to doc 2+ ♾️, & a bill for $1000.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

when all she wanted was some belly rubs but you tell her she's adopted instead #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #doggo

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"girls will be girls" I say as I watch her rip her boyfriend's head off and eat it.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

idk what man needs to be reminded of this today, but... all men come from women. you were created by a woman. you would not exist without the sacrifice of a woman’s body and spirit. women are your creators. #ThanksForComingToMyTedTalk #HappyMothersDay

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Screw Republicans and Democrats. What ever happened to The Rent is Too Damn High party? Let's bring that back.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My latest #pyrography project. In response to all the Welcome signs in my neighborhood. #artsandcrafts #welcomesign #home #crafts #art #woodburning

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

You know...at one point in time, it would have scared me. But given today's timeline and climate, I could really go for a good old-fashioned lobotomy right about now.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My Wife: *doing an impression of an Italian when the only ones she knows are me and my Cirino side of the family 🤌🏻🤌🏻 "HUH??!" 🤌🏻🤌🏻 "HUH??!" 🤌🏻🤌🏻 "NOooOO!!" 🤌🏻🤌🏻 "WHAT??!!" Idk whether to be offended or proud that she's been paying so much attention. 🥲

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Look at this handsome beast. Was there ever a panther more handsomenor than this? #tuxie #sharpdressedman #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Idk who needs to hear this today but... Even if your autism is only ever self-diagnosed, it is still completely and unequivocally valid. YOU are valid in your autistic experience. #autism #selfdiagnosis #theautisticexperience #actuallyautistic

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

People on the weekend: *partying or out cheating on their spouse or trying to My little autistic ass on the weekend: *building a sandcastle in a video game with the same characters I've been in love with since I was 6. #pokopia #pokemon #pallettown

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

me: (admiring my large triangle-shaped cat) "Ah, yes. The strongest shape."

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Trying to work "girl mom" into the conversation until someone asks me about my kids and then seeing how long it takes them to notice that all my children are animals and/or rocks. 👀

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My Dad: (quoting his favorite movie to himself while eating fries) "Mmm-hmmm. I like them french fried potaters." Me: "No you don't, Oprah!" #30Rock #SlingBlade #Oprah

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"What would Waymo do?" She said, unironically and with all the liveliness of a broken down 2013 Ford Fiesta. What would Waymo do...

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

My Wife: (having a flare up of her newly diagnosed autoimmune liver disease) "You have no idea what this is like." Me: (with celiac disease) "You're right. I know absolutely nothing about autoimmune diseases that randomly activate in your 30s and reshape your entire life." 😒

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

There are two wolves inside you... The two wolves inside me: #twowolves #shibainu #dogsofbluesky

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

me: (*walking) bean: (*races to be directly under my feet) me: "Must you, Little Bean? Must you?" bean:

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Does anyone else ever stop and think about how much better life would be if everyone wasn't carrying around the generational trauma that comes with female oppression? #feminism #matriarchy

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Being An Autistic AFAB in A Neurotypical World: Me: "I gotta get out of here. The smell of that raw chicken is gonna make me vomit." Person: "Ash, you're all the way across the room. I can barely smell it and I'm preparing it. What are you, pregnant or something?" Me: "Nope. Just autistic."

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Me: (finds small Jesus figurine in public) Deeply religious MIL: (handing it to my 2yo great niece) "Look, baby. Can you say I love Jesus?" Great Niece: (throws small Jesus on the ground) MIL: 😰 Me: "Yes, my little demon baby! Rise from the ashes! Reject authority! Hail Satan!" 😈

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Okay, but why are they out here looking like #jackandrose from #titanic while #myheartwillgoon is played in the background by a 6-year-old on a recorder? #shibainu #dogsofbluesky

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Weird social lesson I've learned while having celiac: No matter how many times you say "No, thank you. I can't have that. I have celiac disease." Everyone is still always going to offer you bread. Always. 👀

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Little Bean's a #pirate Arg! The saltiest little sea dog I know. It's a pirate's life for Bean. 🏴‍☠️ #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky #tuxie #tuxedocat #trouble #salty

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

So you mean to tell me that I've spent the last 3 decades raw dogging AuDHD in a world where everything sounds like 15 different radio stations playing at 50 volume all at once inside a tin can and you think my problem is that I "just don't listen too good?" #audhd #actuallyautistic #autism #adhd

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

"Wait. If you're Italian, then why don't you carry pasta around with you like people from Italy do?" Me: (pulling a handful of rigatoni from my pocket) "But...I do."

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

My wife said "don't hang that flag." But what I heard was "you're a pirate and can do whatever you want. Be gay, do crime." #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #begaydocrime #pirate

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Some of y'all have never watched A Bug's Life and it shows.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Having a bad day? Here are some photos of my girls in their little bows. 🫶🏻 #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #shiba #pupper #holidays #beautifulgirls

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

When you smell your own paw and it is...offensively stinky. #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #stinkycat #kitty

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

We've been watching #helluvaboss because we are huge fans of #hazbinhotel. And I caught Little Bean watching intently with us and asked her what she thought of the show. This was her reaction:

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Small autistic boy riding on the swinging pirate ships ride at Ren Fest: "I'm gonna stab you! I'm gonna stab you!" Person Beside Me: "Oh my. I believe that small child is screaming that he's going to stab you." Me: "Meh. I've met me. I'd want to stab me too."

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

A poem. By me. For the neurodivergents. Written before the time of AI apps:

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Random Notes in my Phone w/ 0 context: 1) 17in 2) Song titled Bean’s Chubs Are in the Way And She’s Angry 3) When it’s raining it feels like it’s raining everywhere 4) Break in inspection at 600 miles I have no idea what any of these mean. But I wrote them. 💁🏼

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

No one: My echolalia once every day for absolutely no reason: "Nah. Nah, it's not funneh. I've got sküüel." #autism #actuallyaustistic #asd #echolalia

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My wife said I can't play our DnD campaigns as 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat because I should try being something other than what I am in actual real life. But she doesn't fkn control me. I do what I want. 🤷🏼 #chaoticneutral

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

We have a constitutional right to practice religion freely. This includes Agnosticism and Atheism. Which means that I have a right to NOT believe in your God or any God. And any law that takes away my rights based on YOUR religious beliefs is against my constitutional right to religious freedom.

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I've been told that sitting through one of my stories is like having your brains cracked free of your skull by an iron mallet that has hundreds of green apple warhead candies glued around the head. #writer #author #chaos

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Ash Huey @danidangerbear.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Sometimes I create extraordinary works of art and I don't know if I'll ever share them with the world because I might be the only person who will ever truly appreciate them for what they are.

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