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Dan Hamamura

@danhamamura.bsky.social
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Writer of things for fun and to pay for cat/dog/human upkeep

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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Portrait of the author of the article:
A black and tan Doberman who has never done anything wrong in his life, head on a yellow pillow on a gray couch
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A screenshot of Jay Peters' post about how he tested out Google's new copyright violation machine
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A sleepy guy
A black and tan Doberman snoozing on a couch with the sun shining in from the window.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
“Wonder what my buddy is up to…”
A white and black cat can’t believe itA cheerful Doberman plays with his toy
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
One of these cats is a terrorist and you’d be surprised which one
A white and black cat innocently poses under some blankets this cat obviously could never do anything terribleA tortie cat sits in a shelf looking mean although she is not the terrorist cat
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
My neighbor’s new cat is cool
A very alert possum stands frozen on a wooden fence
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love watching the Dodgers what’s better than extra innings in game 7
An orange skeleton is dead on the ground with a bootleg Shohei Ohtani hat
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hope this isn’t an omen for the Dodgers
An orange skeleton with a pumpkin head lies on the ground after falling mysteriously by itself. The bootleg Ohtani hat it was wearing is on the ground.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watching Dodgers baseball
An orange pumpkin head skeleton wearing a bootleg Shohei Ohtani hat is very deceased after watching the Dodgers win Game 6 over Toronto 3-1
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Me: Rally cat, come on! The Dodgers can still come back and win this! Rally cat:
A white and black cat asleep on the foot of a Dodgers fan during Game 4 of the World Series
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Last minute nap before the game
Face of a black and tan Doberman who has never done anything wrong in his life. He is sleeping on a yellow pillow while the World Series begins on television in the background
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The Law Brothers are big Mitch Hedberg fans
Just press 2 for a while, and when I answer you will know you have pressed 2 enough
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Just a dog and his emotional support squishmellow
A black and tan Doberman leans against a purple squishmellow while looking vaguely concerned
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Hi @mattyoung.bsky.social! Your best friend misses you.
A tortie with a cauliflower ear sits on a railing judging us all.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Pinecone, the Microwave King
A black and white cat sits on top of a microwave, preventing its use.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is not what I ordered but I guess I’ll keep it
A cheerful but chaotic black and white cat sits in a box he chose himself
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Don’t worry Matt your bff is still here Waiting
A large cat with a cauliflower ear sits for what looks like her mugshot
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The observer is observed
A white/black cat and a brown/black cat play, which annoys the older brown cat who has the high ground on a small cat houseA white/black cat and a brown/black longhair look at camera from a shared cat house
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Would you buy art from this cat?
A six month old black and white cat holds a paint brush he definitely didn’t steal
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Training is going well
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Inside you there are two cats
A young black and white cat bites at a headphone cordA young black and white cat snoozes in a lap
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
She’s staring at the cat from the parallel universe who’s staring at me for some reason I’m sure this is fine
A cat with a cauliflower ear who hasn’t punched anyone in days looks at her reflection which seems to be looking right at camera as if she is not a reflection at all but another cat staring through from a parallel dimension or something
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Congrats!
A cat with a cauliflower ear wishes to congratulate Matt
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
you can definitely trust this cat with all your food she definitely won’t eat any of it what gives you that idea
A cat with a cauliflower ear sits among takeout containers that you can totally trust her with you see
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
JOIN ME @mattyoung.bsky.social
A cat with a cauliflower ear triumphant staring directly into your soul
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Good morning @mattyoung.bsky.social
A cat with a cauliflower ear looks down on you in judgement
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
You didn’t need to go anywhere did you?
A cat with a cauliflower ear who doesn’t punch as much as she used to occupies a lap
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Here it is, the most unhinged moment in sports
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
He’s very much into the holiday spirit
A black and tan Doberman reluctantly wears a Santa hat
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Puzzle supervisor is enforcing the company mandated eleven minute break
A cat with one cauliflower ear who sometimes likes to punch sits on a black table and a bunch of puzzle pieces, definitely making it harder to complete
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and yet this happens in my own home
Doberman in a red sweater and a Santa hat which makes him look like Santa Dog. 

Santa Dog is not amused.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Very busy day of snoozing and barking for dog but he is enjoying his company-mandated break time
Doberman in a brown sweater enjoying the sun. You can’t hear it but a crow is making fun of his sweater from above. He doesn’t mind.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Is there something behind me
Cat who likes to punch and has one cauliflower ear and just started some steroids for an itch problem stands triumphant behind a confused writer
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Everything’s fine here why do you ask
The cat who likes to punch and has one cauliflower ear stares into the camera. And your soul. There’s also some fun wallpaper.
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
cool cool cool
Terrifying cat who likes to punch and has one cauliflower ear sits on table in dark. Night vision makes it extra weird. 

What is she thinking as she sits there
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Tbh I feel like I’ve forgotten how to post things but until I rebuild that muscle here is dog in bed
Dog very cozy in bed
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Morning showdown
Dog faces off with cat
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
cool hat bro
A dog who hopes the Dodgers sign Shohei Ohtani next year
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Not sure what they’re discussing but fairly certain it involves demanding additional treats
Animals plotting their next move
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Pretty sure this is the photo they’ll use when the cat is our overlord and posters of her are on every wall
Cat looking toward a brighter tomorrow
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Dan Hamamura @danhamamura.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I guess I should start getting used to checking this place more. Here is a picture of a dog
Picture of a dog
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