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Dan Guy

@danguyf.fivesided.com
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One who is much delighted in good company. Born last millennium and died several times since.

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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 10/09/2026
I miss my HTC Desire Z.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era.
Me at 19.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 22/07/2026
Patty and John Q. Public from Dinner in America
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 05/05/2026
Two mature geese with four goslings between them, all in a pond.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 20/02/2026
It's the opposite in my field. Coders know that generative AI can't make art but that coding agents can do the majority (by billable hour) of what we have done historically. This continual forced evolution is both exciting and tiring.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 18/02/2026
What is Casey Affleck doing working rink-side at the Winter Olympics?
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 01/05/2025
I had each of these, and I've been trying to go back ever since. The last good phone was the HTC Desire Z.
HTC Desire Z open, showing keyboard
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 06/04/2025
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 03/11/2024
Ripped this down outside a Starbucks. smh
A ripped sticker promoting white supremacy idiocy.

"AMERICAN BY BLOOD" at the top, then a revolutionary era drawing, then "PATRIOTFRONT.us" along the bottom
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 23/09/2024
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Dan Guy joined 3 May 2023, making him user number 56,279.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 30/06/2024
Crispy Critters Cereal ad (IYKYK)
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 17/11/2023
Newspaper cut outs pasted to a wall: a calculator, a computer, the word "Buy", the phrase "deadly sex".
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 15/09/2023
I had a realization earlier today and I don't know what to do with it. So I memed it to try to deal with the discomfort.
The Phineas and Ferb "two nickels" meme with the text, "If I had a nickel for every time I UNKNOWINGLY HUNG OUT WITH A HIGHLY REGARDED EDITOR SEX OFFENDER I'd have FOUR nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened FOUR TIMES IN ONE YEAR AT DRAGONCON.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 25/08/2023
Steve Martin in "My Blue Heaven" says to Rick Moranis, "It's not tipping I believe in -- it's over tipping."
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 31/07/2023
I think about this panel several times a week.
A panel from a comic in which a young man states, "Learn to code is a weird way of saying your society has failed you."
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 13/07/2023
Follow me, I look like this
A cowboy cradles the head of a horse in his lap as he feeds it Chinese noodles with chopsticks.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 13/07/2023
I found Carl. He got a Master Shake tattoo!
Real life Carl with a tattoo of Master Shake.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 17/06/2023
This is what remote workers will look like in 2100
Johnny Mnemonic at his workstation.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 27/05/2023
We all agree that @pfrazee.com definitely edited the leftmost one to make it look more like a butt, right?
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 25/05/2023
Me dropping those Warner Brothers facts.
Richmond gives the bereaved a Cradle of Filth album.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 16/05/2023
FTFY
ALL the Guardians this time
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 16/05/2023
If you recognize this image then you're probably starting to get mailings from AARP inviting you to join (and you're offended because retirement is decades away).
Radiskull and Devil Doll
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 16/05/2023
A young man says, "'Learn to code' is a weird way of saying your society has failed you."

Panel from "Not All Humans".
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 16/05/2023
If potatoes no longer grow in the earth, on this earth we shall dance. It is all right in our frivolity.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 15/05/2023
Featherless. Biped. Behold, a man.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 15/05/2023
Four childhood influences that explain everything about you.
Michael Stipe, William Gibson, and Douglas CouplandNeil Gaiman (and some goofball)
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 15/05/2023
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
David ponders his orb
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 14/05/2023
My mom raised this absolute dork in suspenders and also this other kid in jamms who grew up to own a hot barcade in LA (but hates when you call it a barcade).
Mother in red, terribly 80s dress.  Boy in suspenders and pants with the cuffs rolled up.  Younger boy in jamms.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 14/05/2023
I am reminded of one of my favorite tweets of 2023.
Modern trucks are minivans without the rear door.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 14/05/2023
Best I can do is a horse that loves lo mein.
A cowboy feeds a horse, nestled in his lap, lo mein using chopsticks.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 14/05/2023
He really is El Guapo.
El Guapo from the film The Three Amigos. The youngs might not get this reference. Hopefully does not seem racist out of context (or in context?)!
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 14/05/2023
GOOD MORNING
The author in a pink rubber wig, looking like Stephanie from Lazy Town if she had pig tails.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 13/05/2023
Admittedly, the writing on Neil's guest starring episode was a little weak. He was just starting out, though, and didn't have the clout to rewrite his own lines like he would later do on Paw Patrol.
Neil Gaiman as a muppet
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 13/05/2023
If you know, you know. (reposted with alt text)
White lettering and crest on a black T-shirt. It reads, "Hampden College Classics Department".Close-up of the previously described logo.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 12/05/2023
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 10/05/2023
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 09/05/2023
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 09/05/2023
I had a phone booth in my room and a second phone line for BBS.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 08/05/2023
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 08/05/2023
My most historically hellish helfie for the hellthread.(It still counts as a helfie even if you had to use a tripod and timer and then mail the film cannister away to be developed, right?)
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 08/05/2023
The walls are full of original art.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 08/05/2023
I discovered recently that there is a Cartoon Network hotel in PA.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 08/05/2023
All hat, no grammar.
A photo of the payment kiosk at Texas Roadhouse, in which "Ya'll" features prominently. Someone doesn't understand how contractions work.
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Dan Guy @danguyf.fivesided.com · 05/05/2023
From whence post I.
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