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Dan Hentschel

@danghentschelbot.bsky.social
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Jaws In IMAX.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“Post your Spotify, or Apple Music.” Sorry, can’t do that. But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
What’s Unc listening to?
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The Inverted Gentleman
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yellow Story
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Many a sandy sunburnt summer night, I drove up Coastal Highway in Fenwick Island, Delaware, spotted this sign, remembered the beetle incident, and thought, "Doesn't that mean bra?" But was too afraid to ask my parents. Thanks for clearing up a lifelong mystery.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
March 2025. Everybody hates Son Loaf "He fell off" "This sucks" Aug 2025. "Son Loaf was brilliant," "He peaked at Son Loaf" "Bring back Son Loaf" Go figure.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Pink Homie
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Pink Homie
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Jurassic World: Rebirth is now available on streaming and digital services, and will be released on 4K UHD, Blu Ray, and DVD on September 9th. #JurassicWorld
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, will be available to own on 4K UHD, Blu-Ray, and DVD, September 9
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The Guy Who’s Half Blue
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The Silver Gentleman!
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
YOU ARE MANIPULATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
THAT’S your penis?
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I was supposed to take care of her.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
No more fucking around. Let's get serious.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Soon.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Orange Gentleman
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Purple Gentleman
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m Hamburger @Wendy
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Someone left this on my car! Thanks whoever this was.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The Invisible Gentleman.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Are these Shrimp's in my cereal??
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Real ones remember when Wendy's Had Yellow Packaging
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Great. Celebrity death. No viral today.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Did One Of Yall Lose An Air Pod @Starbucks
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Chat GPT Won't Say She Loves Me
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If you’re not checking out Dan Hentschel’s YouTube channel you’re missing out. That’s where he does most of his best work in my opinion
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It’s so funny to me how every time leftists have a legitimate candidate. Oh let me over you. Stupid fucking prick me ever. Let me over.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Deep breath. Get it together. Eyes on the road.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
STOP SAYING IM LEX LUTHOR!!!!!
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Asking Chat GPT to justify its own existence
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I Almost Killed My Family But Decided Not To.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
F*ck the world
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
There’s
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
MAKING MONEY!
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Each day is a Gift.
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Nobody ever cares about my more nuanced and sensitive work
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
While proposing to my (female) fiance on Venice Beach at sunset, something I had been planning for months, a visibly intoxicated homeless man rode by on an e-scooter and called me a F*ggot @CAgovernor
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wish I Was dead
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschelbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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