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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

At 10 am on a random Tuesday in 2026 I learned Ice Cube’s real name, and I’m now questioning everything. Does Meat Loaf have a real name, too? Did Mr. and Mrs. Ice not name their beautiful baby boy Vanilla? And what of “Oprah”, “Cher” and “Madonna”?

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Tim Robinson: I'M Really Crossed Up

ALT: Tim Robinson: I'M Really Crossed Up

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Robert Kraft - noted sex criminal/owner of the NE Patriots - mandated his rookies attend a Blue Square event, for team building. This screenshot from the PR video for that event appears to show phrases like “Free Palestine” and “End Gaza Genocide” being tracked as hate speech.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Things I’d like to own but can’t because I have cats⬇️

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

If you’re confused who to root for in the #SuperBowl: Patriots owner Robert Kraft was caught on tape (twice) receiving digital copulation at a spa being investigated for s*x tr*fficking. Charges were dismissed when video was deemed “illegally gathered” but we all know he did it.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

We are being made to verify if we’re citizens… to people who won’t verify if they’re law enforcement.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Bari Weiss thinks you’re a fucking moron and will continue feeding you bullshit until you put the spoon down.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

“If the environment had simply complied with law enforcement, it would have got to keep its life”

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Remember: they want us to get violent. That’s the goal. That’s the only excuse he needs. Don’t give it to him.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

10 years of “thoughts and prayers” for students, teachers, gay night club attendees, concert goers, theater patrons, unarmed black men, SLEEPING BLACK WOMEN….but we’re gonna get a civil war over one Charlie Kirk aren’t we?

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

“Don’t be the last American without a gun!” -The Gun Store

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

CNN: “Sales jumped! Tr*mp tariffs are working!” That same CNN article: “adjusting for inflation [triggered by Tr*mp’s tariffs] sales were actually just barely above the .2% economists projected.”

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

MAGA is confusing 86 for 187. One is the police code for murder and should be taken as a threat. The other means “we’re out of onion rings for tonight but it’s fine because we have more coming on the truck tomorrow, no need to call the Secret Service or anything.”

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

A week ago we said “in a week he’ll do something completely batshit to distract from Hegseth.” This is that thing…and I haven’t heard anything thing about Hegseth in days.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

In, oh, 60-70 years, the rich will artlessly pivot from climate change denial to “the Tesla Corp can sell you a habitable environment…on Mars! At an exclusive price point accessible only to ALL the worst people.” And leave the poor here to boil on this withered husk.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

The drugs come through (not from) Mexico but let’s be very clear: the USA is the country with a “drug problem.”

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Trump’s got middle school drop-outs convinced they’re smarter than macroeconomic experts, mechanics convinced they’re smarter than MD’s, and Steelers fans convinced they’re smarter than Mike Tomlin and the Rooney du jour. TRUST EXPERTS GOD DAMMIT.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Every other long snapper: “you literally are not allowed to TOUCH me or I’ll crumble to dust” Our long snapper: “I will fight your entire offensive line. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WIZ” #Steelers

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Three weeks ago #Steelers fans were saying: “We GOTTA find a way to keep Dan Moore!” Enough were saying it that beat writers had to put out columns about how it couldn’t happen. 26 days later the sky is falling. And on fire.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My mom’s husband had a heart attack Thanksgiving-ish. The hospital said he only had a 50/50 shot to make it through that first night, even longer odds of waking up, a strong possibility of brain damage…he came home today with a walker but cracking jokes. Merry Christmas to all.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

A cat-related accident destroyed the 30-year-old tree topper I had as a baby (not unlike my dresser) so now Ronnie has taken his rightful place #itysl

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

This little dinger just nailed a 20-foot field goal. The World Record for a paper football field goal is 30 ft 0.2 inches. I’m coming for that ass, Kenny Presley.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Me on Monday morning vs me on Friday morning

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Put me on the jury; I’m impartial like Penny Marshall.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Good looking out, TikTok, I don’t want to die. I just don’t want my final thought to be: “I should have taken that old Romani lady seriously when she dragged a gnarled finger across my Dungarees and said, ‘wetter.’”

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Vegas has the O/U at 1.5 nights until Atticus topples the tree. Smash that under; the Orange is strong with this cat.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Seeing a lot of people giving Trump credit for the Gaza “cease fire.” You guys know Netanyahu is just holding off til January when Trump assured him the US will not interfere in whatever atrocities he wants to commit, right?

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I thought this was such an historic moment I went out and bought a physical newspaper to commemorate it.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The gf’s family doesn’t have Thanksgiving dinner til FIVE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS MY BREAKFAST?! If Eddie Munster came in and started kicking your breakfast all the way back to five AT NIGHT, you could understand how I could be a little grouchy. DINNER IS MY BREAKFAST!

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a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " the tables are my corn " above her

ALT: a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " the tables are my corn " above her

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m thankful for the Infrastructure Act, the CHIPS and Science Act and everything Joe Biden and Kamala Harris did to bring jobs and manufacturing back to the US while dragging the country back from the brink of depression.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’m telling you guys now: I will be of zero use in any military capacity. Don’t bother drafting me; it’ll be addition by subtraction.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I wish @hulutr.bsky.social had a playlist of all the Thanksgiving Bob’s Burgers episodes. It would make my little tradition much more user-friendly.

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

All our racist grandparents realizing they kissed goodbye to any hopes of grandchildren, because what woman in her right mind would try to conceive in a world where an ectopic pregnancy is a death sentence?

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DangeRuss Nights Crew💦🥩 @dangerussnights.bsky.social · 25/11/2024