iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I didn't get an internal job I was quite qualified for and now I hear rumors of a voluntary exit program next week. Is this my sign?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I regret to inform myself that I'm in love (derogatory)

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*Sits like shrimp* "...my neck hurts 🥺"

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My friend who is an infectious disease doc and is in a committed relationship, refers to it as "Sniffles" and I find that hilarious.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Literally the play for these AI products is "we're going to end humanity...but look at this cute little fuzzy guy!!"

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Forced software update while I'm rushing to finish slides. Classic.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had an entire bottle of chianti and decided I will start a menswear brand that brings Italian style to America. It will be called Tommy Lasagna.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's these two couples next to me on a double date and every single one of them is buried in their phones not talking.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate that I can't find somewhere to sit with my laptop on a weekend in Europe.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need an objective opinion. When you're trying to figure out if you want to go on a date with a guy, should you: A: Keep conversation simple and light B: Lean into your nerdy interests/research

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The old heart is hurting mightily today. Go out of your way to say/do something nice to let someone know you love them.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All this chianti got me parlando Italiano

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you say "whoopee cushion" a few times in a row and it becomes gibberish very quickly

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can't get into my Airbnb and I've been up since yesterday morning. I'm going to die.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I should also say I'm on an international flight and have had a few red wines. That may be unlocking the memories.

Man in an airplane, lights off, wearing both glasses and headphones

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm doing a refresher course on deep learning and I'm pleasantly surprised by how much I remember!

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Boingo hotspot" sounds like an STI you get from a clown.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've started using Copilot as a replacement for my executive functioning and I'm liking work more?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My new phone's front facing camera is too high def... it's humbling.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Practicing this a little bit every day until I either get my EU citizenship or marry into it.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My dog keeps eating cicadas like fucking Cheetos

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My neighbor is wearing a fine mesh tank top, jean short cutoffs, and a fedora with a feather. Meanwhile I'm over here in a plain t-shirt and shorts. I could be thriving!

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I only ate 2/3 of my Tack Bell please clap

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Don't fall in love with an unavailable man, kids. It's just heartache.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Therapist: "You need to date yourself" Tinder: *Shows man with same name and age* Me: "this is a trap I just don't know how..."

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Contractor showed up this morning and I was buck ass naked. Ope!

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It sucks to like someone who is fearful avoidant.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It's ok if you kidnap your boss and tether him to a garage door just to feel something today 😭💔

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She wanted us all to know that the original lyrics were 10 to 3, it was the studio that changed them.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of these days I'm going to accidentally spotlight someone for the whole meeting room because I'm trying to see if he's hot.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If a man played Spanish guitar for me, I think my clothes would explode off my body.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I have had an edible and we are entering the goober hour.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Does anyone else get to the halfway point of their Chipotle bowl and Lacrimosa starts playing until you decide to finish it save the rest?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My friends are very supportive of my writing career.

Screenshot of a text message. The first message reads "Do we need to have a book release party? Like we did for the bigot JK Rowling"

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I woke up this morning with a faint swipe of paneer tikka masala on my shoulder. WHO WANT ME BOYS?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If your life to now were a movie, what would the audience be yelling at the screen?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I accidentally got retinol in my eye. If I end up with DIY LASIK, I'll let you know.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'd do depraved things to anyone who can re-open my favorite vegan place and get me their seitan Reuben with red cabbage slaw and side salad.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I had a friend who went scorched earth and deleted me everywhere a few years ago and now he's liking my profile on the apps. I'm confused.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Is he cute or does he just have EU citizenship?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My friends and I can clean up well with sufficient warning

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm just going to start winking at dads and see what happens

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There have been some juicy sneezes on this plane...

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When I'm recording something on my phone, I always forget and capture some random vocal stim 😂

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