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@dangermike.bsky.social
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Him? He likes: Music - Food - Wine - Absurd Humour - TTRPGs - Gardening - Norfolk - Anti-Fascism 🏴 Homepride man hater.

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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 4m
Aww, good for you, do you want a medal or a pat on the head?
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 1h
This is the most tragic thing I have read today.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 1h
This reveals a lot more about you than you probably intended, lad.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 15h
As a man who wears flip flops all year round, I agree.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 15h
Awesome! I’ve heard the Bay is where a lot of the cool stuff is but I haven’t had time to look properly. I’ll mostly be talking to clients so I probably won’t have time to explore properly.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 15h
Going to wear nothing but a strategically placed sock for the whole 11 hour flight.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 15h
Concord, just up the road from San Francisco.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 15h
That doesn’t make sense, go away and come back with a better allegory. And on the off chance you’re American:
A screenshot of the dictionary definition of allegory to help this potential American who will have been taught to read by guessing the meaning of words from context, rather than looking them up. 

allegory
noun
Add to word list:
LITERATURE
a story, play, poem, picture, or other work in which the characters and events represent particular moral, religious, or political qualities or ideas
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 16h
Specifically, northern California.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 16h
No coming back from this.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 16h
Going back to America in a couple of weeks.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 16h
Well, look what I bought from Little Tesco today. 😏
A bottle of Kylie rose wine in my hand, with a kitchen scene behind it.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 16h
That’s what you get for drinking them all before you set off. 😌
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 23h
There is a train directly from here to Liverpool via Manchester and most of the big cities between Norwich and Liverpool.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 23h
Reminded of this, from one of Little Man’s favourite book series.
Wiggy the badger from the Grimwood series, with his brothers: Monthy, Jeremy, Jeremy and Jeremy, driving round the woods recklessly in their rusty old Jeep. Shouting ‘Coming through’. One of them, odds are Jeremy, has taken his red trousers off and is waving them over his head.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 23h
Have you been to Norwich? You can get there directly from Sheffield.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry, missed this last night. If you normally drink white wine or rosé, I’d recommend a Pinot Noir because it’s usually quite similar in taste profile while still being definitely red wine.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cool, I hope you enjoy it, I’m new to the hobby so each of my mixes is in a different genre, so I can get a feel of different techniques.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I recently recorded my own D&B/Jungle mix that I’m not unhappy with: www.mixcloud.com/IDDQDJ/music...
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Music for the school run by IDDQDJ
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suspect the idea that, if there’s a Jewish homeland, Jews aren’t *really* British also appeals to them.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry to hear that, look after yourself, mate.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here are some ideas: Plasters of various sizes Painkillers Antiseptic cream Bandages and bandage tape Scissors Immodium Bug bites pen Rehydration solution Strepsils Sudafed
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a ‘cat’ Julie, just need a ‘fish’ Julie and the puzzle is solved.
My Julie seems to be a cat:

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Julie @alldayudon.bsky.social • 26m
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He once told me he punched a polar bear in the face, so Drago is not much of a step up.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brandy is the best spirit; and it’s not even that close.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday! 🎈
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Half a Freddo 😞
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assumed he runs everything he writes through AI before he hits post, because he’s too scared to publish his own thoughts directly.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep going, lad. You’re a short step (off a stool) from making the world a better place.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michaelmas.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr Banks, from Mary Poppins a man in a morning suit with a rose and bowler hat, standing in front of a red backdrop with a slightly confused grin on his face and a speech bubble. He sang a song about flying kites.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Check this out Gtradio youtu.be/IId1N0Uz4Ow?...
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YouTube video by Nubiyan Twist - Topic
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@redtickseed.bsky.social were you aware of this? 😮
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nubiyan Twist is playing in February though. 😏
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sees advert for Norwich Jazz Festival - 😃 It’s in May 2027 - 😞
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suddenly craving a little paper bag of Fruit Salads from the corner shop.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smashed it mate! 💪
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me too.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Totally misread the author’s name 😬
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m guessing, 5k (3.1m) given it took 28 minutes at 9 minute miles. 🤓
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy looks like he died 4 years ago and forgot about it.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s the only good thing about autumn.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember the Scottish summers from my childhood, it felt like three warm days between Spring and Autumn, with the odd thunderstorm. 😭
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😭
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s getting cold and dark…. yay?
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I realise I’m in a minority here but I fucking hate autumn and winter.
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t know that was a thing but I’m now fully committed.
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Dáibhí The Spooky Pumpkin 🎃 @daibhi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news. The woman who collapsed on the baggage carousel is slowly coming round…
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I am a ghost @dangermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghost mug!
 A white mug with a ghost face on it. It’s on a wooden table with a magnolia wall behind it.
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