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Danger Dave

@dangerdave.bsky.social
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Top 💯 percent at OnlyFans. I was on Survivor. Twitch’s oldest W streamer. www.twitch.tv/dangerdaveball

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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
CHAT WE LIVE GET IN SO MUCH CONTENT!!! www.twitch.tv/dangerdaveball
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Chat!! While you were protesting, the Dem leadership were all in the Hamptons for Huma Abedin’s wedding! GET IN HERE!!! www.twitch.tv/dangerdaveball
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Ngl I’m pretty pleased with this punchline.
Person shamed me. Deservedly? You be the judge.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Dolt
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Carlos says good morning!
The most handsome dog in the world.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
“I’ll have what she’s having” Pic unrelated
ruby and gold ring
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
IMHO this graph is the one to look at.
chart of rising food insecurity over four years.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
This is Carlos. Please say hello to Carlos.
picture of my dog Carlos. the best dog in the world.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Then I would ask you how many times you have seen Hamilton. Then I would tell you Biden won by around 40k votes. Then I would remind you it was Bc of COVID. Then I would show you this chart. Then I would expect you to ignore it bc You’re a liberal.
chart showing financial insecurity rising under Biden.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Test test
classic Ted
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
If I’m looking at someone’s profile from notifications and I want to scroll their TL it won’t scroll up unless I place my finger in their TL. Anywhere above the red line in this pic won’t work. It should be the entire screen IMHO
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Hmm let’s see
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Is it version 7? Bc I am on it and idk how to add the alt text to my photo.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
OK I just learned that it is national girlfriend day. So in honor of the most beautiful wonderful woman in the whole world I am posting this photo of some hush puppies. Because I know it’s what she would want. Whoever or wherever she may be. 
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
He will easily clinch the primary and will win the general with room to spare. All those “job” numbers are irrelevant. Here’s the numbers that matter.
Chart showing significant, steady rise of financial hardship and food insecurity in the US during Biden’s term.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Source:
Libs explaining how Ukraine are in fact good guys and, with black and white thinking, calling any other view Russian propaganda.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Jason Cuckdean
Donald Trump kissing Jason Aldean’s wife in front of him.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
I mean…
L
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money
THE album that defined the 80’s
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Repost with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing.
Dangerous dog
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Who’s the idiot here?
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Seriously? You? Coming after me? LMAO. Lose 45-50 pounds homie. Heart disease is real.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
K
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Serves him right. Jerk.
Frickin jerk Dril blocked me
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
DEEZ
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Source:
Dril blocked me Bc he fears me.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Smelly virgin but tres witty and respectful of the m’ladies
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Now you tell me.
Dril blocked me
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I think I can meet the bar.
Dril blocked me on TwitterWild eyed liberal lady got angry she wasn’t the protagonist and called me a bot, and put me on blast to get me kicked off Bluesky. She has far more clout than I do. (Also, I was literally on CBS several years ago, so… very real.)
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I’m not a bot, folks!
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I’ve seen this plot line somewhere
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
So… yeah, idk if this person is okay but… I hope they are okay. Also, I am quite real. Find out for yourself! Link in bio!
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Hey man what is this bullshit?
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Carlos and his pal Bradley who we miss. He’s still alive but he lives down the street. So we miss him.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Honestly? At this point I’ll take what I can get.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I throwed up.
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
COUNTRY ROADS!!! TAKE ME HOME!!! TO THE PLAAACE!!! I BELOOOONNNGGG!!!
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Aww Charley! This is Carlos! I’ve had him 13 years. His pal Bradley is the neighbors dog and Carlos and I both love him so much we want to steal him!
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I’m kicking it with my dog!
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Danger Dave @dangerdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Carlos the lady killer patiently tolerates his pal Bradley’s snuggles @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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