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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There is no shortage of criticism of Republicans in the United States, but political beliefs are ultimately a personal matter. Thank you for the $5,000, but no amount of money will determine how I choose to vote red. #I'MBLUE

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

However, rather than allowing a family to grieve, the Orange Order’s Portadown District submitted notifications every week to the Parades Commission to complete the unfinished part of their march and continued to do so for years

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As the Orange Order’s Grand Chaplain for County Armagh observed after their murder: “ ... a walk down the Garvaghy Road by the Orange Order would be a very hollow victory because it would be in the shadow of three coffins of little boys who wouldn’t even know what the Orange Order is about”.

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And he called the thief far worse than a fucker!

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The version I heard was that it was early in Chubby’s career, it was a fundraiser for a Catholic charity, & the Bishop of Middlesbrough was in the audience.

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stop the set halfway through to do the meat draw (as happened to Billie Jo Spears at Dormans Club!)

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In a series called “Fuzzy Dunlop”?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League.

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Vic Reeves' Incomprehensible Club Singing

ALT: Vic Reeves' Incomprehensible Club Singing

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does he realise that the reason people are nicking fuel might have something to do with his hero bombing Iran?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And still not the best goal in the game, Stewie’s 2bd is an absolute peach

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The KKK aren’t keen on Catholics either

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had to be removed from the album for release in Russia

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also Joe Walsh as a prisoner . Would you consider Chaka Khan in the church choir to be a cameo?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And the reason it’s worth stealing fuel is because this guy’s hero has started a war which has led to a massive increase in fuel prices

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They also made monkey chants at the black Irish players

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tell her that this is what a mob looks like

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maybe he’s prepared to sell the Unionists of NI down the river

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Good Friday Agreement is only about 35 pages long. It wouldn’t take long for them to read it & realise that it is totally underpinned by the ECHR.

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An organisation you can’t join if you’re a Catholic, or are married to a Catholic, but you can join if you murder a Catholic

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not only Guardiola, though The Guardian doesn’t know how to spell Manuel

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When City got relegated to div 3 in 1998, they battered Stoke on the last day. That season Macclesfield got promoted to Div 3. When their 5th goal went in , City fans were singing “Are you watching Macclesfield”

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For fuck’s sake, even Aliadière got a goal, and he couldn’t score in a house of I’ll repute with the proverbial £20 attached to his member

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And it wasn’t even the best goal Boro scored that game! www.facebook.com/reel/1315553...

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And indeed you can pay over the odds for beer in the ground, and generally spend the whole game drinking in the concourse while watching the game on a TV screen should you choose

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alcohol is currently available at football matches in England. It’s just illegal to drink it in sight of the pitch

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s already available at grounds, it just can’t be consumed in sight of the pitch

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Burnham is also a fan of Leigh RL. His point relates to the fact that he was at the Leigh game at the Everton ground recently where people could drink while watching the game, yet a couple of weeks later when a football game was on it would be illegal.

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not at your seat but you can stand in the concourse drinking & watching the game on screen at most grounds

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He can go to the Rugby League, which he’s also a fan of

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nothing to stop you drinking as much at a game as in the past, new stadia & Sky TV have priced people out of football. Burnham, who is also a fan of Leigh RL was pointing out that when he saw a RL at Everton ground, he could have a drink watching the game yet if he watched Everton FC he couldn’t.

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Football has changed remarkably since the days of pissed boneheads knocked lumps off each other- standing pretty much doesn’t exist anymore & even in the 70s, drinking on terraces was forbidden. 1/2

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What offences did he commit to be serving 16 life sentences?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

3. The UK is not going to put the EU through the upheaval of Brexit again anytime soon

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well worth reading Zionism During The Holocaust by Tony Greenstein

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“ I may not have been the greatest manager ever, but I was certainly in the top one”

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cloughy was a contemporary of my parents. They had a o many stories about him, such as at age 15 scoring 4 goals in an adult Sunday League game & telling the keeper “One day you’ll be able to tell your grandchildren Brian Clough scored 4 goals past you.”

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is that the Viz spoof “Take a Shit”?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I still think we need an Adam Clayton style shit house as a defensive midfielder. Hopefully the guy from Rangers will do the job

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are you worried they will strike you down with a lightning bolt?

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hope the cunt needs the RNLI sometime

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Friend of mine from Liverpool was invited to a Royal Garden Party for organising a bunch of kids to swim the channel. When they turned up at Buck House, the minibus was a mess so while the kids looked around he tidied up, saw a passing kid & asked him to get rid of the rubbish. The kid was Andrew MW

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Presumably he also has a Groom of the Stool

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danesclose.bsky.social @danesclose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brian Cox summed it up best Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

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