Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 12hHappy Caturday from Van Gogh. 1120
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Have you seen the AI commercial for this where the guy is sitting on his couch? He says: Cider Casino Cider Casini and Kider Casino 010
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Van Gogh has the area secured. Happy caturday! 0201
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Too bad Trump can't stand at all. 120
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe he was watching Looney Tunes 010
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not sure, but an Oreo cookie is about the same size as a "Whopper" Jr. *ketchup cup for scale 😉 041
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I kina' want Reacher to hold and carry me like this. 151
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What's Elphaba doing there? 000
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026AI definitely has the wrong algorithm going on with me. 050
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think I got trolled because I would KNOW if I'd received his package. 042
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Now these guys looks like this: 162
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Meanwhile in the U.S. 073
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jesus Christ! Who would title a book like this: Exceptional Lives ?!? 030
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Give Nat and her portable printer time to get the real numbers. 110
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All I can see in this pic is trump bent over raw dogging the capital building which, unfortunately, is quite apt. 000
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All I can see here is him humping the U.S.Capitol. Quite fitting. 030
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Any other guys have male pattern baldness on their boobs? 140
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Lake America Baked America 000
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You keep using that word: America. I do not think it means what you think it means. 021
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Going to Butt Country tonight. 270
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As they always say, "Anything can be used once for butt play; twice if the ER doc gives it back!" 283
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ever feel like Amazon is trying to create a narrative with you? "Your package is 10 stops away..."? Like, what's my driver's favorite color? Does my driver like piña coladas? Should I put on something more comfortable? 260
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hey, Siri. Stop making me do the voice set up in the new iOS. 020
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Anyone know why Swedish Fish are made in Turkey? I guess that's nobody's business but the Turks'. 271
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026What is Nova Snation? 000
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Lotsa parents being very short with their school-aged kids in the stores today. 010
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026😱 Oh, wait. nvm. (She knew exactly what she was doing setting up like this.) 031
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Assuming the driver is MAGA, so the license should read PREY OFTN. 292
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026FYI: He will come for you. 020
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is why cars now remind you as you're getting out to be sure you have everything. 020
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Because of a heat warning or LACK of interest and attendance? 120
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Nice comma splice, Jesus. 010
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If there were ever a time for the U.S. Government to issue a three-dollar bill, this profile is the sole reason to do so. 040
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Looking to purchase garish home decor. Where can I find some? 330
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It's official: home decor has run out of ideas. 140
Dandy he-made-a-poopy Farnsworth 🏳️🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026How many abortions have women he's had sex with had to get? 010
