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Dan Ditty

@danditty.bsky.social
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 2h
Every Republican prez since Eisenhower has been corrupt, terrible, or both.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 2h
I think I’d have to move Reagan down between Bush II and Trump.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 10h
“I don’t like high gas prices but I don’t want to spend my life saddled with medical debt.” I can do it too.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this was written in response to the Brock Turner case. Over ten years ago and nothing has changed.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(whispers) He hasn’t read any of the books…
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being rich trumps all other identities.
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Dishsoap Quarterly @dishsoapquart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolute gut punch of a piece up this week. Strap in and enjoy the smooth ride "Tigers" from @danditty.bsky.social takes you on Link: dishsoap-quarterly.com/8-4-26
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sacrificing that “affluence”for the environment makes you a beta-commie. Sacrificing it to support a war of choice against brown people makes you a patriot.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nothing says “secret” like gold epaulets.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Luckovich consistently kills it.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s a sweet find.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cranky when she’s sober.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
100% this. “We’ll educate you if you entertain us” is some bs.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yes! Jesus was very big into the concept of nation-states and only allowing those within certain borders to be awarded dignity.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And the AI enhancement turned the pool into asphalt so… you know… totally accurate.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“Unbutton your jacket when you sit! Then take it off and burn it.”
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Most low-class, embarrassing horseshit.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fucking bullshit.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How exactly would these drones get into a windmill field undetected? Are there just uninterrupted freeways of windmills between us and the bases of our enemies?
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
C rappy B agel S. It makes too much sense!
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is the case and it’s mentioned in the article.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Because he had to change AGs to get one that would take this up?
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Underrated comment.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I appreciate you expressing that grievance so succinctly and agree with you wholeheartedly.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It is fully within the potential of any human to selfishly and compulsively accumulate wealth by leveraging the precariousness financial status of others and destroying the livelihood of many more while claiming yourself a champion of “technological progress” and “efficiency”. Anyone can do it.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I was camping when this dropped. Very proud to have my piece “Infraction” included in The Scop. issuu.com/kingscollege...
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The Scop, Spring 2026, Vol. 86
The 2026 issue of the King's College literary and fine arts magazine
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I have something I’d them.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A point worth considering.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
So good.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Word. Can’t just take them to the destination; have to lead them through the journey.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dude! You’re Australian!
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Do it again! Do it again!
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Underrated comment.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It has that cringe that causes me physical pain.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Seconded.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If the shooters carpool this may be the crucial policy change that reduces energy costs. Electric chairs are notoriously draining on the grid.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If Russia and Iran don’t benefit from a relief of sanctions then they are not burdened by the sanctions. So sanctions don’t work?
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
J Edgar Gooner, because of the porn account.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Can’t imagine a bunch of undernourished sailors in the confined quarters of a warship would have any problem fighting of flu without a vaccine.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I wish I could like this multiple times.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m not attacking you but I disagree that challenging an audience is pointless. Also they earned their place on the stage; they get to present what they choose. Their art doesn’t need to be your good time.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So best not to engage. They’ll figure it out on their own.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Never try and counter the brainwashing…
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ice Cube and Big Daddy Kane in front of a movie marquee reading “Burn Hollywood Burn”.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I dunno. RFK Jr has a brain worm, a raccoon penis, a whale head, and a dead baby bear. That’s hard to beat. But maybe that’s not funny.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Highest achieved in the last 60 years is 7.24. And that was a correction after a three year recession. The only way this is achievable is by tanking the economy first. And they’re well on their way to doing that!
A graph showing GDP growth rate with a peak of 7.24% in 1984. The preceding 3 years had negative growth.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
(Though her track record does her no favors.)
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The objection is that she’s adding subtext to his statement that is informed more by her stance than anything factual. She presents herself as a reporter but is functioning as a propagandist. And you don’t need to know anything about her beyond this exchange to see that.
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Dan Ditty @danditty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So happy and grateful to have one of my pieces included in the latest issue of the beautiful @pictura.bsky.social picturajournal.com/issue-six/da...
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Daniel Ditty - pictura journal
Daniel Ditty was born in rural Pennsylvania. His work has appeared in Transfer, Two Hawks Quarterly, and The Barcelona Review.
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