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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You didn't say that, that's why I was asking. I was wondering what your thoughts were in the context of this statement:

Abdul not o ly has to win over Steven's voters, but also take on those independent voters who would gravitate toward Mike Rogers

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Why did Grok make Odysseus the Liver King?

The Liver King. Shirtless. His steroid-infused veins bulge out of his muscle-tight skin. He sits in a throne at a banquet table in the forest like the Mad Hatter. There is no one there but him, double fisting entire steaks and sweet potato fritters 😋. He will be in prison for attempted murder just a few months later.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Joe Rogan looks like if one of The Far Side kids grew up. He looks like that photoshop of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Joe Rogan looking like his head has been replaced with a sumptuous plump Christmas ham.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

This is the worst romance by far. I know each time they get back together it's supposed to show ways they've grown but also how it's not enough. But it doesn't work. The relationship is too toxic too much and the better ending for the show and character would have been breaking up with Big for good.

Carrie Bradshaw and Big from Sex in the City

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Last Night: Trump says he expects ceasefire to "last forever". This Morning: "They don't know what the fuck they're doing, do you understand that?!"

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

ChatGPT is pressed on its sources, claims to have overheard someone say it at a conference.

Post by Santi Ruiz showing a screenshot of a ChatGPT window. Chat GPT is responding to being pressed for a source for a claim:

"I owe you a straight answer: I don't have a verifiable, published source that calls John Kamensky 'Mr. Checklist' or that recounts him literally walking around with a running checklist of every NPR action item. I folded that description into the brief on two hazy bits of background knowledge- neither of which, on re-examination, rises to a citable source:

1. Personal recollection of conference chatter. In 2018 I watched an IBM/ National Academy of Public Administration panel where one speaker (a former NPR staffer) praised Kamensky's 'checklist discipline'. I remembered that phrase, but there is no transcript or video still online that I can link you to today."

Screenshot cuts off here.

Meme showing a woman saying "source?" while staring at Dr. Manhattan floating in the air saying "I made it up"

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I realize this is way not the most important point to make, but God these guys just do not have the sauce. This whole snarky channer vibe they're cultivating on social media is so LAME. All grievance, nothing even clever in theory.

Official White House Twitter account posting a "fixed" headline from the New York Times.

Original headline reads: Senator Meets With Wrongly Deported Maryland Man in El Salvador.

This headline is edited in red pen to instead read: Senator Meets With Deported MS-13 Illegal Alien in El Salvador Who's Never Coming Back

Just not funny at all even if you're evil.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Elon has lost Catturd ™ Pack it in, big boy. You're cooked.

Screenshot from twitter:

Catturd replies to a post by Elon Musk where he says America is strong because of the H1B Visa program. Catturd says "I saw a screenshot of this earlier and thought it was fake and just a joke"

John @X1Titan responds, "Sadly not a joke, what have we done?"

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Watching Elon Musk declare war on the populist wing of the MAGA movement, which constitutes the bedrock of Trump's coalition, is very funny for so many reasons.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Wow. A lot to unpack here. Still, pretty funny.

The Jerusalem Post headline: Candace Owens named Stop Antisemitism's "Antisemite of the Year"

"So many people to thank," Owens responded to the news.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Spotted in Chicago. In ANDERSONVILLE.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Why not? We've essentially got bounty hunters for abortions, this was the inevitable next step. www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/immi...

Senate Bill 72 would also develop a "Missouri Illegal Alien Certified Bounty Hunter Program," which would certify people to be bounty hunters for the specific purpose of finding and detaining immigrants without proper documents. Anyone licensed as a bail bond agent would be eligible to apply for the program.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Watching these right-wing trolls desperately flail to get a bite on their engagement bait will never not be funny to me.

The replies of an account: Roy M. Griffis.

You can see this guy has just been posting the exact same outrage bait about Joe Biden all day.

Posting the same stuff again. At most he gets like, 2 likes on his posts and a few people posting that everyone should block him.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"I wish D&D was less dominant, and people tried playing more of a variety of TTRPGs." *Monkey's paw curls*

Post from Twitter saying:

"Elon Musk is considering buying Hasbro to secure the rights to D&D."

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

They thought Elon Musk bought them relevance, status, and desirability. In reality, people would rather burn down their home for a decade than spend time with them.

An edit of the Life of a Meme comic by Alex Krokus. This one is retitled "The Life of Twitter".

First Panel: A man wears a pineapple on his head as people watch, amused.

Second Panel: People gather round to all put pineapples on their heads, laughing and having fun.

Third Panel: A large Blob man with a vacant smile stands among them, also wearing a pineapple on his head. This man is titled "Elon Musk". The rest of the crowd stares at him with annoyance.

Fourth Panel: Several Blob men chat with one another while wearing pineapples. They are alone in a vacant room with abandoned pineapples littering the ground. These Blob men are titled "Nazis", "Incels", and "MAGA".

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I am absolutely obsessed with all these right-wing accounts trying to farm outrage and getting absolutely ZERO engagement.

A troll account replying "Trump won", "will of the people", and "cattle brained" to random popular posts and getting no engagement.

Two identical posts saying "Trump won". Both with zero likes, reposts, or replies. Just really a sad, pathetic sight.

This account just keeps posting the exact same thing under every popular post they can find and getting absolutely no traction.

Same account. They're getting exhausted now. They're just posting "lame" under every post they can. You can feel the desperation as they hunt for a dopamine hit.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Reminds me of this evergreen interaction. I think about it all the time:

A Facebook post with three people in the comments responding to one another:

Poster #1 posts an article titled "Senate votes 51 to 48 to repeal Obamacare" and comments that he is glad that Obama's "mistake" will be "fixed".

Other posters respond that this is going to harm millions who rely on the Affordable Care Act for their insurance.

The original poster responds that this is about Obamacare, NOT the ACA. The ACA is good, and they even get their insurance through the ACA.

People ask why the OP is celebrating the end of Obamacare if they rely on it for their insurance.

The OP clarifies they are NOT on Obamacare. Their insurance is through the ACA, which was created to bandaid Obamacare because it was so bad.

Another poster responds with a meme of Syndrome saying "you dense motherfucker". Then goes on a screed explaining that they are the same thing. The OP has been poisoned by right wing media and is cheering the loss of their own affordable insurance.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

lol For those who don't know, experts have been warning for years that LLMs (like ChatGPT) would hit a wall soon and AI development would slow substantially. Secretly it seems to have already happened months ago but I guess Sam Altman can't try to hide it anymore.

Headline from The Information:
Exclusive
OpenAI Shifts Strategy as Rate of 'GPT' AI Improvements Slows

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Honestly, probably the dude who lives in the fuel tank and tells the boss how much black stuff is left.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Did...uh...did you have sex with my dog?

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

This will forever be my Ur text for explaining what happened to Game of Thrones:

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Personally, I'm a bigger fan of this:

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

THIS is a photo of New York today. Hard to believe but true.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 06/06/2023

Wait until these guys find out how much actual artists earn.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

That's the crux. Making art is fun. It is enjoyable and fulfilling. The idea of automating fun to the robots feels like an idea invented by an 80's cartoon villain.

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 28/05/2023

I can't wait to watch Mr. Beast's latest social experiment

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David Ryan Andersson @dandersson.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

"I can do it. I can do it nine times." "You jumped over summa my busses!" "Oh! There is two of them...!" "Don't need this anymore. Don't need THIS anymore!" "I'm sad that I'm flying" and of course, this image:

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