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The Dandelorean

@dandelorean.bsky.social
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Just a reminder, you're talking to a bastard. Z-tier Streamer/A-Class shitposter www.twitch.tv/the_dandalorian42 www.youtube.com/@Thedandalorian42069 kick.com/dandelorean Discord Shitposters Anonymous: discord.gg/KqCfa4sQMB

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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me hating a.i. is going to be my version of my grandpa hating video games, when I'm old.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Hansen all butthurt they portrayed him like the ambulance chasing scumbag he is
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, come on.....
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Logan Paul rocking that Jimmy Saville drip
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump out here mainlining spite like its black tar heroin
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scooby-dooby-DONT
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im glad Ellie Goulding cucked Ed Sheeran
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Playstation 6 will likely just be a shoebox with a hole in it and a hammer inside that smashes your balls when you go looking for glory.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Omg. When you’ve lost Joe DiGenova….
diGenova just told me by phone when I asked about his abrupt exit:
"If you want indictments where there's no evidence, you have an ethical problem"
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No kings should organize like a "Votest" instead of a protest to get people to the polls.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Next A24 movie: AITA
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Green lantern never raped children
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The U.S. Navy unironically creating "herogasm" irl lolll
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Drones deployed over Thailand's "sin city" for USS Abraham Lincoln visit
Tourist police in Pattaya have stepped up security following the arrival of around 5,000 U.S. military personnel in the city.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CEOs and billionaires are traitors to the nation.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone else think its odd that Oranges grow on trees?
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Being a Democrat AND slandering Hasan Piker is like having a hand grenade ready with your enemy insight - then wilfully turning around and throwing it into your own bunker.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DraGOONballs Z
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same thing that happened to that woman Kash Patel was supposed to find last year
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You guys don't understand, the generals are resigning because of how good the war is going
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The only downside to lanterns is that I cannot binge the whole thing.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Second Reconstruction cannot come soon enough.
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Blue Woman Voting 📎 @bluewomanvoting123.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Texans, check your voter registration.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some people will sell you out and not get enough for a decent burial.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Read if you post a lot of YouTube links.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesse Waters - and the Waters are piss
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So much death that I straight forgot Hayden Panettiere was one of them....
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
R.I.P. to the real one
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The Transformers: The Movie [30th Anniversary Edition] - Optimus Prime vs Megatron (HD)
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People that ask, "what crime?" We should arrest billionaires for - they're the same people that would say, but Slavery is LEGAL, if they were born 1860.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Have to rewatch Muppet Treasure Island tonight....
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Republican Cinderella
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Donald Trump has no business outliving Dolly Parton
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Plantation owners in 1850: I sure worked hard today!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And next week we'll find out Hakeem Jeffries met with Tony Soprano to discuss fed interest rate increases.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At this rate, I'm going to want to see Jeffries in prison next to schumer.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is no one more mad at getting old than Nancy Mace
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love how Luigi Mangione reached out to UHC for the investor conference location posing as a multi billion dollar investor - and UHC got back to him within an hour - where if he had an actual medical issue then it would have been MONTHS
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Magneto needs to be a Palestinian in the x men reboot
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Be me: Shidding my brains out. Trying to remember the last time I had lettuce.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13/08/2026
Parnas: I've spoken to numerous military families... Our service members abroad are having moldy showers, are not getting detergent, not getting soap. Some haven't had a fresh meal in months. Prisoners in America get better meal rations than these troops are getting right now in the Middle East.
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So this is just assault by law enforcement
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mar a Lago face is the ultimate uncanny valley
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The Dandelorean @dandelorean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Literally a pedo majority in the house
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The "centrist" think tank Third Way is looking to pay someone between $140,000 and $150,000 to spend their days trying to dig up dirt on DSA members. They're trying to sell this gig as "anti-extremism" work, which I find completely disgusting.
from job listing:

As the Director of Anti-Extremism, a typical day might include…

Assembling and updating a database of the DSA’s most extreme ideas and statements and a repository of voting records, affiliations, and issue positions to make available to allies and partners;
Leading public opinion research to identify and test the contrasts that move base voters away from these extreme candidates;
Overseeing the development of memos, talking points, rapid response materials, and other products that make the case against these extreme forces in American politics;
Promoting and marketing our research and materials to ensure they reach decisionmakers quickly, repeatedly, and at scale through a coordinated distribution infrastructure;
Recruiting and arming a group of young, diverse spokespeople to fight the DSA from a center-left perspective and assembling a broad coalition of organizational partners to make the case against extremism;
Running an earned media program to create a drumbeat of our message in op-eds, television appearances, podcasts, and traditional and digital media engagement.
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