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Dan D

@dandebrak.bsky.social
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I will wait to see the movie first. I will wait to see the movie first. I will wait to see the movie first. I will wait to see the movie first. I will wait to see the movie first. I will wait to see the movie first.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
got permanently suspended from The Other Place for getting hacked repeatedly and feeling two things at once
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I just realized they’re 100% going to try to name something in DC after Charlie Kirk, and I can’t tell whether it’s going to be a street or the entire Kennedy Center.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
homophobia :(
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
who knew fascism would be this tacky? 🤢
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
hi gay, has anyone used Studio Ready products / do you recommend??
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
did kid rock just say he wants to *** on gavin newsom??
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
my exact aura
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
life of a showgirl
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
DK Bananza is a 10/10 game, holy shit
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
literally forgot what it’s like to walk outside and not want to d*e
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
thank me later 😮‍💨
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
concrete jungle wet dream tomato 🗽
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
GOOD MORNING?!
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
not MAL wario
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
they got me, gal
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
if you ever feel useless, just remember that the N64 controller has an L button
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
just rediscovered mixing my protein with fairlife chocolate milk
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’ve done this to myself at least twice since I posted this btw
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m simultaneously convinced there’s a pipeline of interests that runs between Twin Peaks, Orville Peck, and Earthbound/Mother 2, but also I don’t know anybody else who likes all three so I have nobody to discuss this with. That’s all.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I love when gay influencers have amazon wishlists because like, no, get a job, but I am gonna go ahead and buy these for myself — thanks for the rec!
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
wish i could go back in time and tell him he could sleep, because the preorder release would be fucked and he didn’t stand a chance ❤️
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
i have once again failed to truly grasp the caffeine content of dark chocolate covered espresso beans
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
did the switch 2 just sell out in like, one second??
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i feel like this has been my only two moods this year
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Ru: “what would you tell parents who are raising a little faaaaa—“ 👁️👄👁️ “—bulous drag star?”
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
unless…
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s criminal that there isn’t a Kylie Minogue workout playlist on Spotify. Do I have to do everything around here??
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’ve been weighing tattoo options for a while, and I’d be lying if I said “moo moo meadows cow driving a radio” didn’t just enter the realm of consideration
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
8/10, hardware looks good, some of the games look promising, but no 3D Mario or Smash Bros is devastating.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
me trying to sleep the night before the switch 2 direct
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
just joined a real gym for the first time in 4 years and forgot how much I hate these divas
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
nobody has ever served harder than Sheryl Lee in Fire Walk With Me, and I fear no one ever will
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
as was foretold by the prophecy
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
GIVE. MY HOUR. BACK.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
well, he’s leaning into the memes. time to go back to calling him a couch-fucker.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“Say more” is becoming my go-to phrase because it makes me sound inquisitive instead of stupid and unable to comprehend wait I just heard
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
this is unironically half the shit you saw browsing the internet in the 2000s
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
sisterssss where is the best place to get cargo pants joggers
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Was nobody going to tell me Albert from Twin Peaks was played by Rosemary Clooney’s son?? I was just supposed to learn that on my own?
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Kori’s “click click, bitch” line would’ve been legendary if she hadn’t said “you’re going back to Oz”… WHY WOULDN’T YOU SAY “YOU’RE GOING HOME”? OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
just saw a guy at the airport wearing this and I’m GAGGED, it’s really the perfect flying accessory if you think about it
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Doing my first oversized t-shirt lift and the millennial is leaving my body. I get it now.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You’re laughing. They just called off the wedding and you’re laughing.
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Dan D @dandebrak.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hell isn’t hot enough.
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