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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 7h

It’s ok guys… I had pasta and have found the doggos!! 🐶

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Revels Ranked; 1. Coffee 2. Toffee 3. Raisin 4. Orange 5. Soft minstrel 6. Malteaser It is what it is…

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just took this photo for Jocktober… don’t look at me… I’m shy…

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you see this, post a Witch! 🧙‍♀️🧹🧪🪄🐈‍⬛🐸

Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tuesday nights are now dedicated to glazing Mo… what I mean is I would love to see his pretty face eating a massive cake! I’m sure he’d no react at all but the heart wants what it wants… 🥵😈🍰

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Show everyone your face for the week.

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We must find the book, brew the Minestrone, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise otherwise it's curtains, we evaporate, we cease to exist. Dost thou comprehend?!

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“You should have picked the chaps, Carl!” - Donut is always so right…

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

1.5kg of rhubarb from a friend’s garden means homemade rhubarb gin and then some spiced rhubarb chutney soon! It’s just the bestest vegetable!! Rhubarb emoji when????

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I keep thinking about this and it makes me so excited! What am I going to do when I have to give up my job to become a beaver watcher?! 🦫

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun; Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run 🍎 🍂 🍏

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Chippy tea and the traitors… maybe when a kid called me an “elder millennial” they were correct!

static.klipy.com

Old Man Knife

ALT: Old Man Knife

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's officially Spooky Month! 👻🦇🎃😈 Post a song that starts the month off well! youtu.be/8nBQ8xv2oLY?...

youtu.be

There Will Be Blood - Kim Petras (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Kim Petras

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s fcf but I’ve got work to do and Dungeon Crawler Carl to read… 🥵

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have literally just stopped working and haven’t been on social media all day… but I’m very upset that it’s the first day of Ween and I’ve not seen anyone naked in a scream/jason mask… 😭😭😭

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Restraint is a very good partner to indulgence.” - Nigella Lawson, GBBO, Biscuit Week.

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤 I am Caterpie.

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Making homemade spaghetti hoops at 8pm on a Monday because of course I am… also slowly rendered pancetta fat is the best thing in the world!

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I invoke Paul Baker’s pit to get me through this dark Monday morning…

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Putting one foot out of the covers, on a cold Sunday morning, just to feel something… 🥶

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Made an autumnal wreath… ‘tis the season to be spooky… muhahahahahaha

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She had a short bob, a sparkly top and the right song but the wrong year… HOLD ME CLOSER!!

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Spit on the street; you’re worse than a terrorist and should be locked away. 🤮😡😱 Spit in my husbands mouth; yes, please. Whenever you’re ready. Thank you. 😍🥵😈

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You start your day watching vintage porn, your husband wanks you off to an amazing orgasm and then you realise… this was the peak; it’s all down hill from here!

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Dandalf @dandalfthegay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is? Sorry @simplygeeky86.bsky.social 💀

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