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Dan Crum

@dancrum.me
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AKA thelivingrobot · he/him Block accounts that use AI and Zionists.

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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 3h
Every time I think I’m getting close to the end, I see another skeet from you with shit I’ve never seen. I love this game.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 6h
The future this dude wants
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Jerry's 'Human Music, I Like It' in Rick and Morty
ALT: Jerry's 'Human Music, I Like It' in Rick and Morty
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23h
I hate when people bring their shnoobs into the store. You’re allowed to leave them at home you know!
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 29/09/2026
White Sox above cubs? Forget my number!
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 29/09/2026
Harris would have lost against a paper bag.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 29/09/2026
She would never hurt her beloved Israel. Who would cut her checks?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 28/09/2026
“Babe? Where’s the ketchup?” “It’s behind the framed painting”
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 28/09/2026
Wow this guy sucks
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 26/09/2026
The dudes at the gate that don’t like Dylan crack me up
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 25/09/2026
Every fight in Control Resonant with more than a handful of enemies:
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Laughing Man Can't See Shit Meme
ALT: Laughing Man Can't See Shit Meme
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 25/09/2026
Not just posting AI, but reposting it from X. Be better.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 25/09/2026
Everyone asking what he’s talking about, don’t. Just forget about this skeet and go on with your day. You’ll be happier.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
I'm not sure how Sony haven't shut the game down yet, last I checked it only has like 1300 players or something, but I'm glad they haven't. There's potential for it to be as big as Destiny was, but man will it require a massive turnaround.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
Or not
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
I want to play Townfall too but I couldn't wait for Control. Opening it right now!
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
It's taking all my willpower to not start it up right now.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
You missed the point completely. It's meant to be a silly over the top movie about a fighting game. It doesn't target chuds at all
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
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Gadget de Tic et Tac Rongeurs du Risque
ALT: Gadget de Tic et Tac Rongeurs du Risque
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 24/09/2026
Couldn't even make it through the entire trailer. Gonna be a pass for me
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23/09/2026
You sure about that, Xbox?
Screenshot of "Anime-inspired games" section featuring Sponge Bob and Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2, neither of which are anime.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah, will it pick up after the short or include it?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23/09/2026
Assuming every pfp I don't recognize, and a few of the ones I do, are shit libs.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23/09/2026
Shouldn't you be playing VIII then?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 23/09/2026
you really do draw yourself perfectly
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
I have a feeling that this time the cool new feature is a halo game that was never far enough along to even warrant a trailer
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
There's a reason they don't have disc drives. Valve started this stuff in 2003, over 20 years ago. People had the same reaction then as console players are having now.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
If you are mad about PlayStation going all digital (which you should be) you legally cannot defend Steam or Valve. They pulled that shit 23 years ago and killed the PC physical market.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
Steam and Nintendo are just as bad as MS and Sony. I mean Valve basically invented lootboxes and even monetized buying games. They started the all digital thing and basically killed physical media on PC.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
This is the same Nintendo that sues their fans for creating content right?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
It's wild how Halo fans have done nothing but complain about 343 from the start, but now that the devs behind the most popular shooter ever made are working on the series, suddenly 343 being gone is bad
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
Black ops 6 was one of the best cod games, possibly 3arc's second best entry after bo2
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
What do the guns have to do with anything?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 22/09/2026
Amazing work. Also, always gotta show love for Hilversum!
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 21/09/2026
SHf was so good that it's got me excited to try Townfall. I love that we're getting good SH games again
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 21/09/2026
Is this Sans Undertale before he became a skeleton?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 21/09/2026
Shit didn't wear a mask because spouting shit into white fabric is Adam's job
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 20/09/2026
You made an account to post this trash? That's crazy
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 19/09/2026
The last time I bought a pack of cigs they were like $4 or $5. I just saw a woman pay $140 for a single carton. That is crazy, especially because I'm in the sticks
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 19/09/2026
Yeah! Don't you guys know that old saying, " Those who forget the past are probably fine"
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 19/09/2026
Can you post stuff like this??
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 17/09/2026
She is perfect casting. All she needs is a wig
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 17/09/2026
The fall of Taylor Lorenz needs to be studied
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 17/09/2026
Can alcohol be addictive? This alcoholic says no.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 16/09/2026
"Marathon" no one tell him please
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 15/09/2026
What are they looking at? Are they supposed to be reading cue cards?
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 15/09/2026
The vast majority of Bernie supporters voted for Hillary, 75-85% of them. That's a higher number than the number of Hillary supporters that voted for Obama, btw.
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 15/09/2026
Every time I open my discover feed, this post is at the top. I've seen it, Bluesky, I'VE SEEN IT! Stop showing it to me! I get it! The bagel was good! I get it!!
Post from beetle moses about a photo of a breakfast bagel he ate with a reply from Matt McMuscles about how a good breakfast sandwich is better than anything from the renaissance
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 14/09/2026
Not sure what is up but this post and Matt’s reply have been stuck at the top of my feed all day
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 14/09/2026
You talking to the author or her? Because she’s made that her whole personality when she appears in public
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Dan Crum @dancrum.me · 14/09/2026
I’ll pick up the PlayStation Hits version for $20 in a year or two
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