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@danconn.dev
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Staff Platform Security Engineer by day, bad musician by night. Also Hacker, Coder, Runner, Feminist. 5x Marathon Runner, 2x HM, 2x 10k🏃 Personal Acc. danconn.dev

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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 29/09/2026
Alas I have been slain. By chilli jam. Just as we entered London. Must be a no go zone.
A photo of my chilli jam stained white t-shirt
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 29/09/2026
On Monday, one traffic cone. On Tuesday, two traffic cones. Based on the dataset we can extrapolate that Edinburgh must signify the days of the week by adding traffic cones to the Duke of Wellington statue. That or we should probably ensure we have enough data to form the right conclusions.
The Duke of Wellington statue, Edinburgh with a traffic cone on his head, on a bright sunny day with a blue skyThe Duke of Wellington statue, Edinburgh with a traffic cone on his head, and a traffic cone on his horse’s head, on another bright blue sky day
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 27/09/2026
Watching the sunset near Sedgefield listening to the Buzz Boys Mayhem Mix of Moby Into The Blue on Renassiance part 2 mixed by John Digweed ❤️
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 27/09/2026
Got out of bed, had breakfast and now on my way to Edinburgh! Should get there around 10:30pm and will probably be starving! Anyone know of any good food places open?
A fried egg on toast with a Red Cross made from ketchup and siracha A middle aged, bearded, mixed race man looking rather pale in the light stares into the camera as he takes a selfie on a Thameslink trainA middle aged, mixed race man lies on his front in bed showing his black viper tattoo. It looks like nightA middle aged, bearded, mixed race man lies on his front as the sun peeks through blinds. The man shows his shoulder tattoo of a black viper as he lies on his front under a crimson duvet.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 26/09/2026
OK we’re up and race ready! Cmon Lewis Hamilton and Forza Ferrari! #azerbaijangp #baku #f1
A middle aged, bearded, mixed race man takes a mirror selfie wearing a red Ferrari F1 hoodie and grey sweatpants.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 26/09/2026
Morning! Dark vs Light vs Cat Happy Caturday #caturday #morningvibes
A bearded middle aged man lies topless on his front in bed with a crimson bedsheet over him. The image was taken at dawn and light just creeps throughA bearded middle aged man lies topless on his front in bed with a crimson bedsheet over him. Day has progressed from the first photo and more light is in the room. You can now see he is brown and has a black tattoo of a viper snake on his shoulderA bearded middle aged man lies topless on his front in bed with a crimson bedsheet over him. Light is filling the room. You can see he is brown, has a black tattoo of a viper snake on his shoulder, and a black cat now sits on the bedsheets next to his lower back
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/09/2026
Come join my alter ego in 25 minutes at 7pm UK time on www.saturosounds.com #house #techno #music #dj #online #radio
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 23/08/2026
Morning! Honestly didn’t realise how much giving blood yesterday would drain me! Other than eat, watch F1 and F1 Academy I slept through all yesterday. Gonna rest more today. An interesting thing is that a nurse said that you burn 600 calories when you give blood. One to remember next time.
A brown, mixed race man with a black beard lies topless in bed with his eyes closed. You can see his black viper tattoo on his shoulder
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 22/08/2026
New profile pic. What we reckon?
A brown l, olive skinned, mixed race man stares into the camera wearing a black tank top. The man has black hair shaved in a no3 all over, dark brown, almost black eyes and a black beard with hints of grey hair in it. He lies on his front on white bed sheets with one shoulder showing the sun shine on his black viper tattoo.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 22/08/2026
Morning! It’s been a bit of a week and I haven’t managed any exercise again! So I’ve used the busy adjustment in Runna and extended out my plan by a couple of extra week. I should be resting today and tomorrow anyway because I’m giving blood today. #training #running
A photo of a three tier deck garden with a rosemary bush and black painted wall nearest to the camera The Runna schedule showing that we now start on Monday with Yoga and a 9km easy run TuesdayA mixed race, brown olive skinned man with a black beard and black viper tattoo on his shoulder lies underneath a white sheet in bed. There is a shelving unit in the background
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 22/08/2026
Prawn, chilli and vegetable linguine ASMR
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/08/2026
Morning! The smell of petrichor in the air and the sound and feel of warm summer rain is amazing ❤️ Remember we only need a day of it before we start complaining, after complaining how hot it’s been for months! #petrichor #rain #britishsummer #summer
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/08/2026
On Castillo de Castrojeriz, Spain. You can see various Roman roads, churches, convents. I guess you could actually imagine exactly what life was like in the Roman Empire….. if you actually care and like that sort of thing! #romanempire #roman #history #medieval #castrojeriz
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/08/2026
Nice to be able to go downstairs and put some tunes on. You can only hear what’s leaking out my headphones but I assure you it’s banging 😂 #vinyl #house #techno #technics #allenandheath
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 14/08/2026
Bilbao you’ve been amazing! Loved spending time watching the Eclipse with you and finally seeing my first total eclipse was a magical experience I will never forget ❤️ #eclipse #spain #stem #astronomy
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 10/08/2026
Made it to Bilbao! Landed, in the hotel and now looking forward to seeing my first total eclipse with The Beautiful One on Wednesday! Night!
A photo of a pair of middle aged male legs.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 10/08/2026
It’s crazy to think the little boy’s dream was to reply to various emails and LinkedIn messages that while I’m sure they do indeed have a product that will change the world, I will politely decline the demo. Living the dream
A brown young boy in a grey jacket and blue jeans stands in the living room of an 80s British council estate home. His face in beaming with happiness
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 05/07/2026
Sunday Fryup ASMR The best way to start British GP Day! #f1 #BritishGP #fryup
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 04/07/2026
Watching the @f1tv.bsky.social sprint race delayed! Come on Lewis Hamilton! Wearing an Italian shirt to represent @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social Glasses on, radio silence so I don’t hear the result let’s go! #f1 #britishgp #sprint #race
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 27/06/2026
I’m going to start by saying AI is an incredibly useful tool. In Digital Forensics, automated tooling increases productivity where time is short. But they would need to verify the findings these tools produce if used as evidence. We need to do more of that with AI in software.
When asked who was the last prime minister to be both elected into and voted out of office in the England and Wales, AI replied Margaret Thatcher with strict reasoning of each PM prior to explain why they were not suitable. However when asked who replaced Margaret Thatcher as PM the reply was John Major. Previously the AI had said Margaret Thatcher was voted out and succeeded by Tony Blair in 1997When stated that if John Major replaced Margaret Thatcher then that cannot be the right answer the AI agrees and instead offers John Major to be the last PM for this to happen to, despite John Major being PM for two years before people voted him in. After some deliberation we find that Edward Heath is the last PM.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 25/06/2026
The heat shattered the safety glass in our patio window!! A heat differential of somewhere cold under very hot direct sun can have some unexpected effects! #heatwave #ukheatwave
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 25/06/2026
A few swims on Brighton beach to make the most of the heatwave!
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 14/06/2026
Woken up so proud of everyone yesterday I’ve decided to recite the classic Sussex poem by W Victor Cook We Wunt Be Druv. Tried to recite in a trad Sussex accent but it’s been a while since my great-nan spoke one so forgive me 😂 #sussex #brighton #freespeech #wewuntbedruv #carnivalagainstfascism
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 07/06/2026
Sound on for bubbles, sizzles and squirts! #homecooking #cook #food #asmr
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 07/06/2026
Ever wanted to do something nice by cooking a 3 course meal for your partner or friend but aren’t sure on where to start? All of this came to just over a tenner in Aldi (not an ad just where I bought it), strawberries from M&S. It only takes a max of 10 mins per course to cook.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 28/05/2026
This is my easy pace on a hot summers day. Everyone’s easy pace will be different. Mine might be different from day to day, even in the same conditions. It’s what you find easy. Good to get out in the beautiful sunshine for a 7km before work started. #running #ukrunchat #brighton #runningpunks
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 25/05/2026
Cavalo Nero Linguine with Chilli, Lemon and Tomato. A lovely vegetarian dish that is made in about 20 minutes including prep time. #cooking #homecooking #linguine #pasta #vegetarian
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 15/05/2026
I could get used to this
Sun shining over some big rocky hills in Cala St Vincenc, MallorcaA sandy beach with empty sun loungers leading to clear blue water with the pink of sunset touching the blue skied horizon, with a dash of cloudClear blue sea matches a clear blue sky with wisps of white cloud, touching a slight orange / pink of sunset. The picture is taken from one end of a rocky cove and you can see the other cove arm. A forest of lush green trees and vegetation lead the eye to a tall rocky hill summit under a sky filled with white cloud
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 11/05/2026
Peri peri chicken with roasted veg and couscous Marinade chicken thighs in peri peri for at least 90 minutes. When all ready, serve it up! #food #periperi #chicken #homecooking #nutrition
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 09/05/2026
Do you share my concerns?
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 09/05/2026
Thaaaats tetanus!
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 09/05/2026
Bloomin pointing prep!
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 08/08/2025
Happy International Cat Day from Buffy and Britney ❤️
A black cat (Britney) sitting on a dust sheet on a wicker and wood chairA tuxedo cat (Buffy) sitting in a cardboard box with holes cut into it
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 06/08/2025
No but there is a Britney!
A photo of a black cat with a head peekigg by out of the cardboard box
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 06/08/2025
Just a quiet night in
A cardboard box sits on the floor with a cat sized hole in the top, and a cat with their head in the whole and their hind legs standing not in the box
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 04/08/2025
Well I guess I can’t make dinner.
A tuxedo cat (Buffy) sits on my lap
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 03/08/2025
Well……. That escalated quickly!
When asking a Generative AI search what press F to pay respects meant, after giving four examples, it then repeats “This meme has also been used in various other contexts, such as in a discussion about the origins of the meme” with the same reference number enough to fill the page.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 03/08/2025
Remember kids, Python prints f to pay respects
A screenshot of PyCharm IDE with a file called respects.py

Inside the file the code stores “f to pay respects” in a variable respects. This variable is then used the following print command: print(f”Pressing {respects}”) four times.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 31/07/2025
Buffy says hi too
A tuxedo cat (Buffy) lies on her back on a wooden floor. Next to her is a Salon pink and yellow, skateboard, and a wicker rug with on office chair on it
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 31/07/2025
Sure, everyone talks about Kensington locks to stay secure. Yada yada yada…… Have you considered a Britney to keep your laptop safe?!? Huh?!
A black cat called Britney stares into the camera with paws on an Apple MacBook Pro with lots of stickers on its back
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 28/07/2025
Cosmos - Take Me With You. I remember buying the vinyl of this in 2002 when I was 19. Remember playing it and seeing many people dance in sweaty clubs with big smiles on their faces. Pretty awesome to see some 23 years later 19 year olds doing the same with 40-50 year olds. Good music is timeless ❤️
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 27/07/2025
Yeah this is a great way to spend a Sunday tbh ❤️
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 27/07/2025
Can’t believe Sasha Digweed gets his full name and John only gets his first name.
A photo of the stage with Sasha and John Digweed DJing turned sideways with a sign that seems to say Sasha Digweed and John
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 25/07/2025
Britney is clearly a Charles LeClerc fan.
A black cat on a turquoise fabric chair staring at a television with Charles Le Clerc being interviewed.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 25/07/2025
Hmmm…. Pretty sure it was Spa Francorchamps #F1 #SkyF1 #BelgianGP
A television showing the Belgian Grand Prix coverage on Sky F1. To the right a map of the circuit is shown with the title “Spa Rancorchamps”
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 23/07/2025
We’ve managed to swap out the nice bed sheets for a dust sheet we don’t care about to make the cat hammock. Buffy approves. We’re still down a laundry hanger though
A tuxedo cat sitting suspended in a dust sheet draped over a washing hanger, which is now the cat hammock.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 22/07/2025
Just a lunchtime chill with Buffy and Britney ❤️
A tuxedo cat (Buffy) and a black cat (Britney) sit on a futon sofa covered by a white knitted throw.
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 20/07/2025
Morning ❤️
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/07/2025
Not sure how long it will stay like this but good to see the wood part of the desk for the first time in 3.5 years 😬🙌
An L shaped wood desk with a Corsair K68 rainbow keyboard, ergonomic mouse, MacBook Pro laptop and a 24 inch monitor. Also known as the desk are three books. The New Age of Sexism by Laura Bates, Men Who Hate Women by Laura Bates, and Serious Cryptography 2nd Edition by JP Aumasson. There is also a wood puzzle, various external hard drives, power cables and Ortofon vinyl stylus and cartridges. On the other L of the desk is another MacBook Pro adorned with stickers, a fox cuddly toy from Akimbo Core and an Octopus cuddly toy from the Argo CD project
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Dan Conn @danconn.dev · 19/07/2025
Puzzle Time!
A Corsai K67 keyboard with most of its keys removed
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