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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This afternoon I saw my owner cuddling with the neighbor’s cat. Intimately. I'm not offended. All I’m just saying that from now on, I’m keeping my love exclusively for myself. And for my dinner. Of course, I’m not jealous at all. I’m just deeply disappointed in humanity.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m sleeping now. Don’t be misled by the fact that I can see exactly who's moving about in the living room with one eye. Humans think that when a cat closes its eyes, it turns off, like a smart TV. Big mistake. We're constantly observing. I'm doing it in energy-saving mode now.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wishing your dad a speedy recovery.🙏

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My owner suddenly jumped up and a glimmer of realization flashed in her eyes. What do you think she realized?❓ a. Where she had hidden her spare chocolate. b. That opening and closing the fridge door doesn’t count as cardio. c. That I’m the most beautiful member of the family.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My owner didn't exactly act like a lady early this morning. Her “good morning” greeting was, "I can't believe it's impossible to sleep in this f*king house." I think she dramatically exaggerated things and even lied. Personally, for example, I sleep really well in this house.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This afternoon, I took a peaceful nap, as if the world expected nothing of me for the time being. Then my nose picked up a delicious scent. Well, from that point on, my rest was officially over.🐈 An excellent dinner is being prepared. My owner knows exactly what to do this time. #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Astronomical autumn began today. This means we must prepare for winter. From this point on, increased food intake is justified. Fat reserves must be accumulated so that the body can withstand the harsh winter weather. From now on, my owner can't limit the amount of food I expect. #cat #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I granted my owner's wish, I hope she grants mine, too. The thing is, I want something else for dinner not what she gave me. So she said "Catch a mouse". Well, I did. Here it is. True, it doesn’t squeak but in today’s world, that’s no longer surprising. Even mice have modernized. #cat #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My owner suffers from time confusion today. My breakfast was delayed, and now my dinner is too. She said it wasn't ready yet, but she’d play with me until then. While playing is certainly welcome, but entertainment services cannot replace the obligation to provide food.🍗❓🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My day started with nail trim. Of course no one asked my opinion. So, not fun. Then my owner said "I need to take advantage of this beautiful fall sunshine" and went for a walk. But why? The sun shines through our windows, so enjoying the sunshine is perfectly possible indoors.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

After my owner cleaned up, I hid bits of litter between my paw pads and spread them around the room.🐾 She said: a normal cat doesn’t do that. I almost believed she was right. But luckily, doubt is encoded within me. Plus, I’m not the type to do everything the way others expect.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My owner promised to spend both days of the weekend exclusively with me. Family, friends, work - those are the excuses for why she isn't with me. Although, if she’s telling the truth, all that work ought to bring in enough money for her to buy me half the cat store every month.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So far, I’ve just sat or lay in my favorite box but today I realized that I can also nibble and tear at it. It’s true that the box isn’t quite the same as when I got it, but then everything in life changes. I didn’t take it apart, I transformed it. In fact, it is a creative work. #cat #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Today's pleasant weather tempted me to go outside. I started walking, but my paws, accustomed to soft carpets, could no longer tolerate this rough ground. So I looked for a comfortable place to wait for my owner to find me and take me home in her arms.🐾🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Attention cat owners! The Cat Council held a meeting and made the following decision. 1§ Every owner who is unable to be available to their cat 24 hours a day - of course, to the appropriate and expected standard - is required to purchase a device such as this.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It hurt that my owner didn’t receive my nightly meowing concert with the proper artistic reverence. Yet I deserve some recognition for trying to keep her in good physical and mental condition through regular nighttime wake-ups and cultural programs. But she shows no gratitude.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes, I had to keep doing it until I felt dizzy. And how good it was.

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You wouldn't believe it, but my owner said she’s really envious of me. Not because I can laze around as much as I want, but because of what I’m doing right now. I reminded her of her childhood, when she used to do a somersault on the railing whenever she saw one.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I looked up what "good" means. It means something like useful, pleasant, appropriate or meeting expectations. I think I always do good things. But unfortunately, I live with an extremely negative woman because there are many things that I consider good, but she doesn’t. 🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My eating habits have changed. I refuse to eat anything other than cat food in gravy. My owner tries ham and sausage in vain. I used to beg for these. Now I look at them as if were unknown kitchen by-products. She says I'm spoiled but I just recognized quality gastronomy.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

For the money she spent on the shoes, she could have bought a bigger box of treats.😸

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My owner went to work to earn money for my delicacies. And what did she buy? A new pair of shoes for herself. It’s outrageous that she’s so irresponsible with the money meant for my delicacies. I think she should go barefoot because it's healthy, especially in the morning dew.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes, I enjoyed it. My whole weekend was great. I hope yours was too.😽

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This morning I decided to do notthing all day.. And I meant it. I was preparing for the World Championship of Doing Nothing. Then the smell of roast meat appeared in the air. A cat can’t rigidly stick to its original plans in such situation. I immediately ran to the kitchen.🍗🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Finally, Friday evening is here, the gateway to the weekend. Weekday obligations are over and It’s time to recharge. Have a fun, lazy weekend. Let the rest and relaxation begin. If you don't feel like doing anything, just say you're in cat mode.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I looked at myself in the mirror this afternoon and I saw a beautiful cat. I think I’m the most beautiful in the world. Of course, I suspected. We cats just have a way of sensing certain things about ourselves. But it’s different when we’re faced with the facts.🪞🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A little rest is nice on a full stomach. Make yourself comfortable and relax for the rest of the day you too. In my opinion, 16 hours of sleep a day, regular meals, appropriate staff, plentiful treats and ignoring humans who cause stress are enough to feel good. It worked for me. #cat #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

May September be wonderful for you too.😽

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

On the first day of meteorological autumn, schoolbags are filled again. 🍂📚📓🖊️📐🐈‍⬛Summer waves goodbye, autumn is approaching, the school bell calls thousands of students to school. Learning is important, because we have to learn a lot to realize how little we really know. #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When my owner got home, she immediately started eating. I told her that according to our traditions, I should eat first, but she said that I’d already eaten twice, while she hadn’t eaten even once. It was only thanks to luck and my tenacity that I didn't starve to death.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dinner was ready, but my owner didn't get to serve it because the phone rang and someone wanted to talk with her. Since I was really hungry, I solvedthe problem myself. As for me, she can chatter away for as long as she wants now because I'm almost full.🐾🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes I just lie here in silence, staring into space, and wonder why my owner tells me I’m not allowed to do something, or that it’s not mine, or that's enough, no more. I'm a cat. I don't have rules, I have expectations. And it is her honorable task to fulfill these.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thank you. Today all the wishes of the dogs must be fulfilled.

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Today is World Dog Day. This day isn’t just about dogs that already have a good life. It's also about the fact that no dog should be without safety, proper care and human responsibility. Since today is a holiday, I gave my friend a gift and I allow him to take center stage today.🐶🐱 #cats #dogs

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You're the writer; I don't intend to write a book.🙃🐱

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My dinner should have been here two minutes ago. I hereby command the scientists to immediately develop an self-refilling cat food bowl. I never want to see my face, distorted by the agony of hunger, reflected at the bottom of an empty bowl ever again.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Thank you.😽 Have a great weekend.

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I arranged myself a fantastic dinner. Every bite was heaven. Supposedly, it wasn’t made for me but what does it matter since everything here is mine. When I moved here, I became the master of the house and accepted the person living here as my servant. So the decision is mine.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I don't know what my owner might have been doing at work, but she's being paid for a whole week not to go to work. I was happy she was staying home but then she started cleaning. After that, she went swimming and I really hope the chlorine killed her desire to vacuum.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sometimes in life you find a special friend, someone who changes your life simply by being a part of it. I’m glad I met this beautiful little calf and that we became friends, because life without friends is like the ocean without tuna.🐄🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I bet you a big portion of tuna that you'll assume the worst about me after seeing this. I think you think I pushed it down. Am I right? I'm sure I won because it stayed in place, as I was just checking to see if it was standing stable.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Forget superstitions. On Black Cat Appreciation Day, I want to make it clear that the black cat is a lovable, lucky charm four-legged creature with a built-in purr. I'm sending you all a dose of luck. May your day be filled with good things, laughter and of course, good luck.🍀🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I spent the afternoon doing yoga. I practiced several poses, but I found this one so comfortable that I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep.🐈‍⬛ If you have trouble sleeping, I recommend trying this pose.💤 #cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My owner makes the bed every single day. Then I lie down on it every single day. She straightens it again. I lie down on it again. She keeps things tidy, I’m creative. I think what makes a house feel like homey is that you can see there’s a cat living there, too.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

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