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Dana Ripley

@danaripleywrites.bsky.social
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She/Her. Perpetual gremlin. Former roller derby skater. Author of heartfelt, unhinged, and hilarious contemporary romance. AI can GTFO. Insta: @danaripleywrites AO3: junkyardjeditrash

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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Just an FYI.
If you write using AI, then you are not writing. 

If you don't care enough to write it yourself, then I don't care enough to read it. 

AI can GTFO.

@danaripleywrites
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
LOVE HITS BIG is an adult contemporary rom-com perfect for fans of Abby Jimenez, Emily Henry, and sports romance! Janey, a wild-child roller derby skater, crashes into love with Alan, who is on a collision course to demolish the animal shelter she runs. Can love save the day? #questpit #W #R #A
LOVE HITS BIG by Dana Ripley (moodboard)

Top left image: Roller derby bout. Skater jumping past a blocker.
Top right image: Roller derby skater's butt in tiny red shorts.
Middle left image: large white dog
Central image: woman kissing a man, cupping his face
Middle right image: Bojangles logo
Bottom left image: couple clasping hands in bed
Bottom right image: wild party
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
LOVE HITS BIG by Dana Ripley, pitch deck continued
In LOVE HITS BIG, a free-spirited roller derby skater crashes unexpectedly into love with a man who is on a collision course to demolish the animal shelter she runs.

This novel is for adult readers who love steamy sports romance and romantic comedies with sharp banter.

@danaripleywritesCompare/Contrast of FMC and MMC

Janey on left, in pink:
Ride-or-die for those she loves
Half-feral
Bojangles is life
Believes animals are superior to people
Lives to skate fast and turn left
100 trust issues in a trenchcoat
Smart-ass
Avoids anything that feels like an emotion

Alan (orange panel on right):
Devoted to his family
obnoxiously civilied
drinks wheat grass juice
acts of service are his love language
eats cheez-its when no one's looking
loves a challenge
Deadpan sense of humor
Has the emotional intelligence of someone who grew up watching PBS kids shows

@danaripleywritesAuthor Bio

Before Dana Ripley began writing hilarious and heartfelt stories, she spent nearly ten years getting knocked around on the roller derby track. She can confirm that writing causes fewer bruises.

IMAGE: Skater in yellow jersey, belly-flopped onto concrete floor. Skater in green jersey standing over her.
Skater in yellow is Dana Ripley.LOVE HITS BIG by Dana Ripley (moodboard)
Top left image: Roller derby bout. Skater jumping past a blocker.
Top right image: Roller derby skater's butt in tiny red shorts.
Middle left image: large white dog
Central image: woman kissing a man, cupping his face
Middle right image: Bojangles logo
Bottom left image: couple clasping hands in bed
Bottom right image: wild party
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
WHIP IT x PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION A wild child roller derby skater crashes into a situationship with a man whose determination to save his family business puts him on a collision course with her beloved animal shelter. Will she risk her heart to save what she loves? #BluePit 📖 #W #A #R
Title Page (cartoon legs in the air, wearing pale blue roller skates with pink wheels)

Agent's Guide to: Love Hits Big by Dana Ripley
Adult/Contemporary Rom-ComJaney Pfeiffer, better known as Daisy Chainsaw, cares about two things in life—roller derby and running the Little Paws animal rescue. After meeting the straight-laced Alan Monroe at a Fireball-fueled roller derby after party, she invites him for a one-night stand.

Their encounter turns into a full-blown situationship, and Janey falls harder for Alan than from a brutal hip check on the derby track. When Alan’s determination to save his family business puts him on a collision course with the struggling Little Paws, Janey must decide whether to sacrifice her heart as she races to save the animals she loves.Tropes/Vibes

Banging into love

Bisexual FMC 

MMC falls first (and fast)

Opposites attract (Dive Bar vibes vs Country Club vibes)

Friends-with-benefits with a splash of fake dating

Fighting to save what they love 

Chosen familyMood board for Love Hits Big
Clockwise, starting with upper left: Roller derby bout; roller derby jammer's booty while skating; large white dog; couple killing; Bojangles logo; couple in bed, clasping hands; wild party
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
On 2026 resolutions... There's an impulse heading into the new year to catalog: what happened, what didn't happen, what I wish had happened, and a hundred other things. There's a competing impulse to correct all the things that didn't happen by coming up with a laundry list of resolutions. (1/8)
Two laptop screens. A spiral notebook. Stickers.

Header Text: My 2026 Resolution:
Central text: Write with JOY
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Thanks for staying to learn a little about me! Pub Subs are life, Bojangles is a state of mind, and never forget that love conquers all!
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Here are some of my favorite foods! I cannot believe I forgot the La Fermiere yogurt. Just know that this yogurt is very important to my spiritual and emotional needs.
Some of Dana's favorite foods: bojangles, macarons, tacos al pastor, BBQ, pub sub, sushi, chocolate croissants, shawarma, pho
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Some of my favorite movies!
Some of Dana's favorite movies: The Heiress, Jurassic Park, In Her Shoes, American Fiction, Superman II, Bottoms, Dodgeball, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Some of my all-time favorite TV shows.
Some of Dana's fave shows: The Americans, Friday Night Lights, Daria, Dallas, The X-Files, Freaks & Geeks, Mad Men
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My musical vibes. Just a sampling of key figures.
Dana's Soundtrack: Patti Smith, Alanis Morrisette, Lady Gaga, Garbage, Chappell Roan, Blondie, Dua Lipa, Hole, Hozier
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
According to legend, I am three raccoons in a trench coat. Here is the true story.
Dana Ripley writes hilarious, unhinged, but heartfelt stories when not writing (decidedly unsexy) technical documentation. She studied at a couple od SEC football schools before embarking on a life full of roller derby, Pub Subs, and an ever-expanding collection of silly earrings. Her passions include finding the best BBQ in every town and quality-checking croissants. Dana currently resides in Florida with her spouse and two thoroughky spoiled cats.
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hello! I'm Dana Ripley! I'm a romance writer, a cat mom, a cosplayer, and a former roller derby skater!
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Next time you sit in front of your laptop, remember that someone out there needs your writing.

Stacks of romance novels on a shelf with a tiny ceramic Christmas tree and a sign that says, "someone out there needs your writing."
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