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Dyslexic jack of all trades

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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Since "Favorite Simpsons quotes" was trending this morning for the 138th time, it seems fitting I get to announce I just sold an order of 52 episodes of Springfield Elementary to iHeartRadio! Each episode will a half-hour comedic essay written and read by me. Woohoo! Keep watching the skis.
sub - "Good night, and keep watching the skis...uh, skies."
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I slept on a purple pillow once it was really good but to much money for me. So instead I got a really good pillow fight pillow, now it's a waiting game till my next sleepover with a purple pillow.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would of gone with La Femme Makita
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MIT Technology Review @technologyreview.com · 11/09/2026
A small, no frills EV could be the right vehicle for this moment.
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Is Slate Auto’s new electric truck the EV Americans need?
A small, no frills EV could be the right vehicle for this moment.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Totally, also get a transparent lens protector
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NPR @npr.org · 01/09/2026
Democrats and Republicans in Troy, New York, took on a national Catholic health system and kept the county's last birthing center open. n.pr/4gMBZcg
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A NY hospital tried to close its birthing center. This city united to fight back
Democrats and Republicans in Troy, New York, took on a national Catholic health system and kept the county's last birthing center open.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Straight To Jail Deport
ALT: Straight To Jail Deport
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was just watching the three musketeers and he walks Chris O'Connell through their scene like he’s a beagle
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reminds me of a cracked article about Dirty Dancing 2 Havana nights
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An alternative tribute with less vocal range
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Tim Curry Frank Furter
ALT: Tim Curry Frank Furter
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You need to find their evolution stone
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vibe coding sites is basically modern-day GeoCities.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nice, i would throw in some parsnips and celery
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The love song of j. alfred prufrock could slap
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The next administration will have to bring in outsiders and purge staff to normalize the situation. Those who stayed and just did their job likely killed their careers by association.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That and adding Epstein The Great Gepstein
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you have a sous vide, these are great for getting a good sear on a thick burger
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Rainbow Spongebob Imagination
ALT: Rainbow Spongebob Imagination
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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The Golden Girls: Fancy Lady
ALT: The Golden Girls: Fancy Lady
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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MIT Technology Review @technologyreview.com · 23/06/2026
Dozens of athletes on performance-enhancing drugs competed in the Enhanced Games. Organizers hope it'll sell a lot of peptides and other supplements.
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The “steroid olympics” were a circus—and a window into our culture
Dozens of athletes on performance-enhancing drugs competed in the Enhanced Games. Organizers hope it'll sell a lot of peptides and other supplements.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So Iran hired a senior citizen mental decline experts to use Trumps birthday against him and got a deal Obama would of never agreed to. Like we all see this right?
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Face off comedy reboot
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That's just a cobbler with terrible ratios
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Same thought
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"A unionist and a Afrikaner walk into a bar" sounds like the setup to a joke about fascists
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Except for the person who over cooked fish in the break room, I am judging the hell out of that person
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I like the take Trump's not invited cuz he pulled a Donald and grabbed the bride at some point and now she won't let him come.
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 22/05/2026
Phil Williams: 'Freeing a wrongly accused person is one of the best imaginable parts of the job' www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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Phil Williams: 'Freeing a wrongly accused person is one of the best imaginable parts of the job'
Day after day, Larry Bushart sat behind bars in rural Perry County, Tennessee – all for posting a meme that quoted President Donald Trump’s reaction to a school shooting.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Corgi Says Nope and Walks Away
ALT: Corgi Says Nope and Walks Away
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It could happen here cryptid spinoff "the search for woodbooger"🫈
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WBUR @wbur.org · 19/05/2026
Alejandro Orrego Agudelo spent four months in ICE detention after being arrested by Boston police. But new body camera footage casts doubt on the officer’s narrative, suggesting it was the officer who escalated a tense situation into a violent one.
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Bodycam video raises questions after Boston police arrest leads to ICE custody
Alejandro Orrego Agudelo spent four months in ICE detention after being arrested by Boston police. But new body camera footage casts doubt on the officer’s narrative, suggesting it was the officer who...
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Temu maximum overdrive
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Goblin Truck Attacks Man in Horror Scene
ALT: Goblin Truck Attacks Man in Horror Scene
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
www.cloverfoodlab.com So Clover food lab?
cloverfoodlab
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bens exit strategy
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a man in a suit and tie has a bird 's feathers on his forehead
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has a bird 's feathers on his forehead
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Too much rizz" is more like it!
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This was part of the content that CBS edited out of Trump's recent interview with '60 Minutes':
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
After he sends a copy of the receipt to Peter Thiel secretary for reimbursement.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A while back he got called out on Piers Morgan for being paid to attack Epstein victims. He has been spiraling out since and has devolved into Nick cage in wicker man.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Metal marines on windows 3.1 classicreload.com/win3x-metal-...
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Metal Marines
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It should be required that every town have a 24 hour diner that's cheap
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You hear that we are coming for you ostriches!
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I keep all my ECC-DRAM in my mattress, which is uncomfortable as hell and not practical at all.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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a poster for jaws shows two men sitting next to each other and says lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll 's eyes
ALT: a poster for jaws shows two men sitting next to each other and says lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll 's eyes
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Toxoplasma gondii has taken over their brains and it is trying to recruit new hosts.
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yes and it turned white
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
She is trying so hard to be the next kyrsten sinema
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Danarchy @danarchy83.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
She is playing the Sinema/Fetterman game
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