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wife & mama/ fan of baking, Avetts, dogs, Leslie Knope, podcasts, & naps/ born & raised in CT, living in VA/ opinions are mine. (😇📷: Mary Maier in RVA) #UglyDogs

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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
With apologies to both said lady Patti and troubadour Yusuf/Cat, 10yo heard this and thought it sounded like LADY GARBANZO, and so it shall be.
Screenshot of track listing of Yusuf/Cat Stevens CD:

3. THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST
4. LADY D'ARBANVILLE
5. WHERE DO THE CHILDREN PLAY?
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This is so, so great to read, and prior to reading this, I already admired @quincemountain.bsky.social in myriad ways - more so after reading! As one who has also lost a parent, this part really resonates, and as usual, Q says it best. 💜
The race became a spiritual journey for him:
"I'm not the same before and after this.”

On the trail, he began to process his grief and learned life-changing lessons from his dogs.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I can’t remember when I read this but I have been utterly fascinated by this connection ever since!
Screenshot from Wikipedia:

"Convoy" is a 1975 novelty song performed by
C. W. McCall (a character co-created and voiced by Bill Fries, along with Chip Davis) that became a number-one song on both the country and pop charts in the US and is listed 98th among Rolling Stone magazine's 100
Greatest Country Songs of All Time.Album cover showing a snowy Christmas tree illustration.
Text on the cover:
Mannheim Steamroller - Christmas in the Aire, by Chip Davis
By Chip Davis is circled.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Load the car and write the note. Grab your bag and grab your coat. Tell the ones who need to know. We are headed [South]! (With apologies to the Avett Brothers for the lyric change, but we are headed to their home state of NC in April for Banana Ball!!)
Banana Ball Tickets to me
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You've got your hands on something truly special-real, certified, verified, authentic, 100% FDA approved Banana Ball tickets.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Fingers crossed that I can get tickets in the Banana Ball lottery that happens shortly. I want to see my dude Stilts in person!! 🤞
Supposed to be a gif of Savannah Bananas player Dakota Stilts Albritton up at the plate batting. Might just be a photo, but either way, Stilts is awesome :)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This is so, so good. One of the first things I’ve bought separately since subscribing to Apple Music (purchased through iTunes - not streaming bc it’s a BBC recording, apparently), and absolutely worth it.
Screenshot of the cover of Olivia Rodrigo’s new album - Live from Glastonbury (A BBC Recording)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Is it though?? (From song 54, where he first shows up on this list)
The Beths, 'Straight Line Was a Lie'

The beloved New Zealand indie-rock foursome speak the truth in "Straight Line Was a Lie," over the maddeningly catchy guitar jangle. It's the melodic power-pop title tune from their first album since their 2022 breakthrough, Expert in a Dying Field. Elizabeth Stokes rejects the whole idea of personal, creative, or commercial growth. "I guess I'll take the long way," she sings, "Because every way's the long way"— that's the kind of tough wisdom we needed (but didn't want) this year. - Rod Sheffield

(There is a purple arrow pointing to Rod)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Apparently it’s Rob’s evil twin at the wheel for this list. This is from song 54:
The Beths, 'Straight Line Was a Lie'

The beloved New Zealand indie-rock foursome speak the truth in "Straight Line Was a Lie," over the maddeningly catchy guitar jangle. It's the melodic power-pop title tune from their first album since their 2022 breakthrough, Expert in a Dying Field. Elizabeth Stokes rejects the whole idea of personal, creative, or commercial growth. "I guess I'll take the long way," she sings, "Because every way's the long way"— that's the kind of tough wisdom we needed (but didn't want) this year. - Rod Sheffield

(There is an arrow pointing to Rod)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Where’d you go, @archive.org??
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Sebastian (greyhound) and Simone (beagle) alternately sleeping and plotting. :)
Red fawn greyhound curled up on a pile of loveys in his 10yo human sister’s room. His chin is resting on the paw of the giant Costco bear, affectionately named Sweetbear when sissy was a toddler.These two doofuses like to snuggle together SOMETIMES and they also look like they are plotting against us and are worried we’re onto them. WE ARE.
Red fawn greyhound and beagle together on a king sized bed. Grey is looking off to the side and lying down, beagle is sorta sitting and looking at the camera with a guilty WHAT?! expression on her face.These doofuses look surprised again! Beagle and greyhound sitting on a couch together. Beagle is sitting and looks like she’s going to pick a fight with us, and greyhound is lying down but kinda sitting up, and his face is like “huh?” If you look closely you can see a tricolor beagle curled up on a dog bed (we call it the reading pillow!) under a multicolored big unicorn lovey and a bunch of smaller ones. The pile is framed by Sweetbear, the giant Costco bear.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hell yeah, OR!! 10yo & I love her music, and she uses her platform to stand up for what’s right - fundraising for reproductive rights, Doctors Without Borders, etc. We are Team Liv!! deadline.com/2025/11/dhs-...
White woman with glasses and a VOTE: Our Future Depends on It shirt is drinking out of the Olivia Rodrigo Stanley cup - purple straw, purple cup, with silver, red, and grey stars and a silver OR butterfly logo.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Um…what? If you are unpredictable, you need to not have a license. The others are: Left, in yellow: NO TAILGATING! Right, with heart: I’M FREAKING TRYING! (And if you are just trying, you are not ready for a license) I don’t know if this is just supposed to be cutesy or what, but NOPE.
Back of Nissan Pathfinder with four different bumper stickers, left to right:
1. NEW DRIVER: NO TAILGATING!
2. STUDENT DRIVER
3. NEW 💜 DRIVER: I’M FREAKING TRYING!
4. NEW DRIVER: I’m unpredictable!
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
So technically this is not an Election Day pic since I voted back on October 20, but I think it still counts. :) (And I realized that I regularly make weird faces in selfies bc I have like T-Rex short arms and am awkwardly smiling through the pressure to make it work 😂)
White woman with glasses is smiling - though looking a little deranged, TBH - and making a peace sign. She is wearing a TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS shirt (by the awesome Studio Two Three in RVA!) and an I VOTED EARLY IN CHESTERFIELD COUNTY sticker.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This dumb frame is one of my absolute favorites, and it was prominently displayed on our hallway when I was a sophomore or junior in college. A friend had a Far Side page-a-day calendar, and this was the absolute keeper. The title was a repeated phrase throughout the rest of college. 😂
Far Side frame - there is a dorky looking kid stuck inside a hive, and there are a bunch of bees flying around inside. Two bees wearing clothes, one of whom looks like a detective, are talking, and one says, “This is quite peculiar, sir…by the looks of these holes, rocks were thrown from INSIDE the hive!”
Outside of the frame it says:
Artist: G. Larson
Medium: Ink of paper
Title: It Was Late and I Was Tired
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sebastian and Simone haven’t had any treats, walks, and food in at least six full months OR SO THEY WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE. Also they are not in cahoots and have no idea why anyone would think that!!
Simone the tricolor beagle and Sebastian the red fawn greyhound are sitting on a couch next to each other and looking at the camera with a WHAT WHO US?! look on their faces.Sebastian the red fawn greyhound and Simone the tricolor beagle are on the bed in a dark bedroom and they are definitely not plotting against us. Sebbie isn’t looking at the camera and is lying down with his chin on the bed, and Simonie is sitting up and staring vaguely guiltily at the camera as though she’s been caught doing…something.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The degree to which I dislike philosophy in general - and Kant in particular - cannot be overstated. And yet.
Cover of:
Complete Works of Immanuel Kant: Pure Reason, Practical Reason, & Many Others. 
(And what a cop-out of a book title, honestly!)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My stinkers coming in hot for good vibes for Mama Rue for healing and for you as you worry. 💜
With apologies for the weird Google Nest photo of a photo - a tricolor beagle and red fawn greyhound sit on a brown couch together looking at the camera. Simone Biles the beagle looks like she’s trying to do her VERY BEST SIT but she is itching to get up and move, and Li’l Sebastian the greyhound has lost his ears but otherwise looks at the camera with a chill face. He is used to having his picture taken :)
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Could not be any worse than this!
Photo of a truly disgusting flavor of jelly bean - Jelly Belly’s Buttered Popcorn. The bag tries to make it look all cheery and good - with a striped popcorn box to boot! - but do not fall for it.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is probably the least weird greyhound-lounging-on-the-couch photo I’ve ever taken!
Red fawn greyhound lounging on a brown couch. His eyes are sort of open and one of his legs are a little bit pretzeled.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My 10yo and I had a hard time getting moving today, after our customary “20 more minutes to chill before actually getting moving” time had a soundtrack of rain on the skylight and dog snoring, and the warmth of a king bed with blankets, a greyhound, and a beagle. May you have that same calm. 💜
Not from today, but closeup of beagle face with little blep, eyes closed, and all the 💤 Not from today, but closeup of red fawn greyhound resting his head on a bunk bed ladder, and lots of 💤
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
In case anyone needs a solid fortune that seems to be a can’t-miss, Bazooka Joe has you covered. I was telling 10yo about this the other night, and I remember this fortune as if I were her age again.
Bazooka Joe comic strip, with the fortune highlighted:
You will never turn into a giant shoelace.

Comic itself:
Panel 1: kid says, “Mom, I got 100 in TWO subjects!”
Panel 2: mom, looking so proud, asks, “MARVELOUS! What subjects?”
Panel 3: kid, looking nervous as hell and sweaty, “40 in Spelling 60 in Reading!” Mom looks PISSED.

The bottom right has a way for you to mail away for the complete set of 792 Topps baseball cards (current year only!) for $16.25 & 180 comics. While this current comic says it’s worth 2 comics (presumably for promotions like this), I still can’t help but think: RIP your teeth.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I get the feeling that the minute you stop, he will give you an absolutely withering glare, and if he could do it this would be him:
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
10yo & I travel from our home in VA to my hometown on the CT coast every summer, and we have an awesome & relaxing visit with my mom. We take the train (yay Amtrak!) & enjoy swimming in Long Island Sound - this year we went to the beach almost every day. 3 generations together 💜
Small beach in Connecticut with an Adirondack chair on one side and boats moored in the not-so-far distance.From a different (but close by) Connecticut beach, there is another Adirondack chair in the foreground, and this time there’s a teeny lighthouse in the distance.Back to the first beach, and this time there’s is water broken up by grass and a jetty. There are boats in the background and there’s a small yacht club building as well.The NYC skyline in the distance, with several lower buildings and some trees in the foreground. Taken from the Amtrak train headed back home to Virginia.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Sending all the love in the world to Brother-Uncle Opus from Sebastian (and from our whole family too). 💜 please keep us all posted tomorrow as you hear the progress of your sweet boy.
Pic from a few years ago of a red fawn greyhound nosing in on the camera while lying on the couch.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Oh goodness - our beagle Simone is a little old lady staring out the window at everybody and everything, so she would like to join the gossip group 😂
Beagle looking up at the camera with interest and general nosiness!
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
In case awkwardly sleeping dogs may be helpful for sending you many thoughts of rejuvenating rest… 💜
Red fawn greyhound sprawled out on a couch and smiling in his sleep. Happily dreaming and enjoying good rest. Tricolor beagle sprawled out on a dog bed larger than she needs. Her ear is hanging off the side and she has not a care in the world. 💤
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oh, good deal! Mine wasn’t showing that appointments were booked (so no openings) but that overall they aren’t available yet. Looks like it might be a state issue - didn’t work on CVS’ site using my VA zip code nor my sister’s in NC, but my mom’s in CT was showing appointment times.
First screenshot in the process of trying to book on CVS’ site:


The updated 2025 - 2026 COVID
vaccine is now available.
Appointments may be limited or unavailable in some states. Check back soon for additional availability.Second screenshot using my zip code:

COVID-19 (new) vaccines are unavailable
Due to state restrictions or inventory we're unable to schedule your COVID-19 (new) vaccine. You can still continue with your Flu vaccine or try a new location.
Continue
Edit location
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Petition to not be allowed to send out email that says “item has shipped” but then it’s actually just “pre-shipment” because a label has been created but nothing else is happening! (Very not important in the grand scheme of things - just a weird frustration!)
Screenshot of USPS tracking page for a package:

Latest Update
A shipping label has been prepared for your item.
A delivery date will be provided when USPS receives the package; contact the shipper or shipping partner with any inquiries.
Get More Out of USPS Tracking:
LQ USPS Tracking Plus®
Pre-Shipment
• Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item
BROOKLYN, NY 11223
August 23, 2025, 2:00 pm
Pre-Shipment, USPS Awaiting Item
August 23, 2025
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Oh YIKES!
In a live-streamed interview with Prince Harry in March 2023, Maté diagnosed the prince publicly with PTSD, ADHD, anxiety, and depression, based on his conversation with him and reading his autobiography Spare.
During the chat, Maté told Prince Harry that he had diagnosed him with ADD after reading through his book and hearing about his life experiences. 181[191[201 His decision to do so was described as unorthodox and reckless by some critics. 21]

Screenshot from: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabor_Maté
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Thank you ❤️ It was a sad & strange experience (as blood tests from the start were not encouraging) and I was so grateful that Maxie was there through it all. My husband was grieving too, so Max held us both up a lot. He was one of a kind and time with him was too short (lymphoma 😔) but wonderful.
One of our last pics of Max, a treeing walker coonhound. In this pic he was lying on the floor outside of the room where our infant daughter was sleeping. He is looking at the camera with his beautiful brown eyes and he has a white stripe down his caramel brown forehead.An early photo of Max, the treeing walker coonhound. He is sitting very nicely on a brown dog bed that is covered in great crumbs. He is smiling up at the camera, and I remember that one of us was standing behind the camera holding up treats. 🤭 Extreme closeup of snoot to be booped! Max was resting his chin on my arm.Sweet Max, the treeing walker coonhound standing outside at a dog park. He is looking at the camera and his white-tipped tail is up.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I can’t be alone in thinking that we need a tell-all from Sandra Lee, like MY TIME IN ALBANY WITH THAT CREEP WHO -THANKFULLY - I NEVER MARRIED. I feel like you could serve her some cocktails (especially using her recipes 😂) and hear some WILD stories.
Blonde woman says TWO SHOTS OF VODKA and proceeds to pour like half a handle of vodka in a weird red cocktail shaker.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Text: A James Gunn film, DC Studios SUPERMAN. Only in theaters July 11. Krypto plushie available at Regal.
Photo: very, very cute white plushie dog with one ear up, one ear down,  smile, and a little teeny tongue out. He has a paper sales tag with the movie’s Superman logo, and he has a red cape.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sebastian the greyhound would love a boop while he sleeps, and Simone the beagle-ish would love one while she settles into a pile of comforter 😂
Li’l Sebastian, a red fawn greyhound lying sideways on a pillow, nose first!Simone Biles the tricolor beagle-ish is on her human sister’s bunk bed and is smooshing her face into a poof of a down comforter with a white duvet that has sketches of pink and orange flowers.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Though my husband read a post today saying that the only celebration someone would do would be to visit his veteran father’s grave today, to which I replied that we don’t have to do that bc my veteran dad is always with us :)
Small wooden acorn urn sitting on a white blanket. It fits in the palm of my hand, and it typically stays on our mantel in the living room. My family doesn’t do burial, so as my 10yo pointed out - no flowers to maintain 😂
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life? Simone did it. She defied the odds in Paris and overcame so much to get there. This was from the qualification round, and seeing her compete at the Olympics was unforgettable.
Photo of Simone Biles from the 2024 Paris Olympics women’s gymnastics qualifications. She is wearing a gorgeous star leotard, has her hands up in the air, and has a huge smile on her face. 
Tom Weller Voigt / Getty Images
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This little nugget is Marion, named for the place where she found my BIL while he was doing trail maintenance in SW Virginia. She has a wound on her tail from where (it looks like) someone docked it. 😔 She’s safe with her pittie sister who pouts a little but I think secretly loves little sis. ❤️
Marion, a small pit/hound/who knows wearing a pink collar and loving life on a squishy couch with lots of cushions and a toy. She is brown and white and her speckled chest makes me smile.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Still unnamed as of now, but settling in! She looks so teeny compared to her pittie sister Alice (who is about 60lb but has that pit blockhead 😂). Probably never been in a house before so getting used to squishy blankets and extra love. ♥️
Little light brown dog with white paws and a white-and-brown speckled chest sits up and looks at the camera. She’s not quite sure what to think, but she’s sprawled out on a couch with cushions and blankets and there’s a soft Grateful Dead toy in front of her. Her ears are floppy 🥰
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This sweet girl has just hit the family jackpot by finding my BIL out on a trail in SW VA. He’s there for a hiking/trail maintenance trip, and she has found him a few time. Clipped tail, wound under it, in need of TLC. My sister is home prepping their dog for her new sister. 💜
Sweet and kind of timid-looking red pittie girl looks up at the camera. She has a clipped tail but I bet it will be wagging soon.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
With a sweeter tone than I can manage myself, Sebastian would like to sing. This is from a few years ago, and our 10yo man doesn’t sing quite as much as he used to anymore. But this always makes me smile but is also very soothing to me.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My late old lady beagle-ish Clementine (age ≈14 in these pics) would’ve happily taken a spot next to Frank. 🥰
Closeup of tricolor beagle-ish wearing a pink gingham collar and black harness. Her eyes are closed, her ears are flying sideways, and she’s got a smile on her face. Walks are for suckers! tricolor beagle-ish wearing a pink gingham collar and black harness. Her eyes are closed, her ears are flying sideways, her paws are curled up, and she’s got a smile on her face. Walks are for suckers!
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Sleeping dogs in weird positions, to give you some relaxation :)
Sebastian, a red fawn greyhound, is lounging awkwardly on the couch. He does not care bc he is comfortable and 💤 Simone, tricolor beagle-ish, lounges under a table and wedged between the deck rail and an umbrella stand. She is coziest is tight spaces.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Missing my dad today, but thankful for my husband, who is an amazing dad; celebrating him on this day is always a lot of fun. 💜 Love you always, Dad, and thanks for being such a great one. ♥️
Bearded man with striped shirt holds young toddler with curly hair. She is wearing a smiley face sweatshirt, and it was definitely the late ‘70s :)Man with a wide collar holds a very young baby who is swaddled. It was January of 1977.I am dancing with my dad at my wedding. He is wearing a tux with a blue tie and holding my hands, and I am smiling back excitedly at him.Man is lying on an oriental rig and has two girls sprawled on top of him in a big Dad pile. The one with curls (me!) is maybe about 2 and the older one (my sister) is about 7.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
We have a very tall greyhound, and when he was at dog daycare/boarding once, I was delighted to check the livestream and see that he looked like a peanut next to what I can only assume was a deer- or wolfhound. 😂 Excellent moves, Mortimer 🥰
Blurry livestream camera of a red fawn greyhound in the background (with the word GREYHOUND written next to him) and a very large grey deer- or wolfhound in the foreground.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Quote this with a great tv father. (Had to go with variations on a theme, and this pic of Dan Lauria reminds me so much of my late dad! 💜)
Dulé Hill as Bill Williams, the dad in the reboot of The Wonder Years. He is playing the guitar and looking cool as hell.Dan Lauria as Jack Arnold from the original The Wonder Years. Looking exceptionally dadly in a super familiar way.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I still need to put these in the mail for Q (after making them a few months ago - 🧠 is overloaded 😂) :)
Two friendship bracelets: one with black beads and letter beads spelling out FINISHER and one with gold beads and letter beads spelling out BELT BUCKLE.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Mo Willems’ drawing of a pigeon. He has his hands on his (I guess) hips and is staring down the audience. There is a HOW DARE YOU squiggle over his head.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Gif of Keith Hernandez doing a sideways lunge in a locker room, from his episode of Seinfeld
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
May you find comfort in so many memories of your sweet girl. 💜
Simone Biles the tricolor beagle-ish and Lil Sebastian the red fawn greyhound sit on their human sister’s bunk bed, covered with fleece blankets, squishmellows, etc.
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DanaERTurton @danada0109.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What am I supposed to do, Panera - get light roast, hazelnut, or decaf? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 😩
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