Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 11/10/2026Forever mourning the fact that my mother gave this gown to goodwill 1250 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 04/10/2026Booblet Brothers PLEASE hire a social media manager this posting schedule is as horrendous as the lighting was in the titans 2 meet our monsters 0140 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 03/10/2026Anita and I have had company staying with us since last Friday and now we both work every day until the 14th 🥲 050 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 29/09/2026Been having a little too much fun playing Aniimo recently 001 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 29/09/2026Me trying to pretend like the “only a little spicy” trail mix Anita’s mom gave me isn’t absolutely melting my mouth right now 1160 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 28/09/2026Been getting my life playing Trisha Can Simulator recently 4301 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 17/09/2026For Your Consideration: Vote Dan for Emotional Support Twink 15416 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 05/09/2026After an entertainer in Connecticut got a text from EOY that said it “didn’t look like they qualified” to compete because they’re a trans man, my home bar cut all ties with EOY. I genuinely couldn’t be more proud of my home bar for sticking up it’s entertainers 😭❤️ 4533 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 03/09/2026Prophets going in on a 75 yard bolt of fabric together watch this space 1230 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 29/08/2026Nutmegan in the Hydrate basement trying to not rip the dollars off of Claire 0160 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 29/08/2026How it feels watching two of my best friends compete in the finale of Masterclass after months of hard work and preparation 0311 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 27/08/2026Happy 5 year anniversary to one of my favorite albums 020 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 22/08/2026Still obsessed with Claire’s number from last night so we put her Top Model photo on the fridge 2352 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 10/08/2026Main job -> Boots -> main job -> second job pipeline has me feeling like Ash Wednesday 1120 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 09/08/2026Interrupting my pre-boots nap to do this Pantone x Pokemon birthday chart inspired by @phaun.bsky.social and I’m obsessed 030 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 07/08/2026Went out with Lilith, Trisha, Jonathan, Anita, and Claire on a week day to see some of our favorite drag icons it was so serious 1160 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 06/08/2026I’ll never forget the face you made knowing you were gonna win the comeback challenge the second she started bombing 2 jokes in 041 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 03/08/2026The amount of couch cushions that were sacrificed to make this photo a reality would put IKEA out of business 090 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 31/07/2026Missing Slayyyter tonight, Aespa this weekend, AND Ari next week 160 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 21/07/2026Both of my favorite groups announcing comebacks without my favorite members yeah I’m kms 290 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 21/07/2026Realizing that getting Dunkin, eating a gummy, and playing games is cheaper than paying $50 for a therapy session 080 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 16/07/2026Me, a clown, knowing that we were friends with winter long before she did mother 060 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 13/07/2026The group didn’t even debut yet and they’re already down a member 😭😭😭😭 8150 0
Dan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 13/07/2026Had to google this one and I’m now heartbroken it’s in Naperville and not here 210 0
