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Dan Weber

@dan-weber.bsky.social
4.8K followers 4.4K following 2.2K posts

U.S. Marine infantry (2008-2012) Law Enforcement (2015-2020) Happy Dad (2020-Forever)

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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He’s exploring it from the bottom up
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“Greetings childhood friend. I, your leftist friend who voted for Kamala Harris, am in shock over the rigged election. Yes, me who has blue hair and is transgender. Grr Democrats make me, your real friend, so angry. As you know friend, I am a paid protester but I am now, a real person, a Trump fan!”
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
JFK had his secret fuck tunnels, Trump has his
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The KKKidz Bop just never caught on, huh?
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This ratio keeps making me laugh
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’d be gay NOT to watch Magic Mike twice a day
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Buffalo Bill's 'I'd F Me!' from Silence of the Lambs
ALT: Buffalo Bill's 'I'd F Me!' from Silence of the Lambs
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Starvation and death: The American Dream
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“You’ve always cared about people” OOOOOOOOH SICK BURN!
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
60 minutes had reporters embedded with my unit during the worst fighting throughout the entirety of the Afghanistan war. They aired our field memorial. Friends and family saw my face on 60 minutes and knew for the first time in months that I was still alive. We’ll never see that transparency again.
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Afghanistan: Golf Company
YouTube video by CBS News
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
60 minutes had reporters embedded with my unit during the worst fighting throughout the entirety of the Afghanistan war. They aired our field memorial. Friends and family saw my face on 60 minutes and knew for the first time in months that I was still alive. We’ll never see that transparency again.
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Afghanistan: Golf Company
YouTube video by CBS News
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“Well I was going to go fly to New York City for that Broadway musical. But flying to Alabama to see….Alabama…that could be fun too. I guess.”
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’d rather listen to a compilation of hyenas screaming
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
3/7?
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m pretty sure they think God literally has a penis.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Explains the Trump endorsement
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Says the guy who identifies as sober
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I always love “within 30 to 60 days” Unless it’s because you won’t accept a deal at 29 days, then you can just say “within 60 days”
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“We do NOT negotiate with terrorists!” We become them. Then we surrender to them.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Somebody’s gunna get real regretful after taking 12+ sacks a game
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How many September 11’s worth of victims is Israel allowed to kill with our munitions built to fight terrorism?
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good thing ICE made the city so safe you can walk down the street without worrying about getting sho- Nevermind.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Please reach out to everybody who got fired for their posts about Charlie Kirk.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
They want to do this, just like they want to lower the working age, so they can say “they’re old enough for jail and a career, they’re old enough to marry!”
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only thing that will keep him from golfing on a weekend is his son’s wedding.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only thing that will stop him from golfing on a weekend is his son’s wedding.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only thing that stops Donald from golfing is his sons wedding
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cheering every American bomb that explodes the homes of families***
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don’t think of this as a boycott, just like I don’t think of not watching Fox or not chewing glass as a boycott. It’s just not in any way something I want to do.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He won’t stop until our suicides reach 47/day. I’m 35 and running out of living friends. And we’ve all given up hope anything will be done to help better our lives. Now Walter Reed is filling with trauma victims from Iran. Nobody cares about the 500 wounded, only the dead
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And who didn’t complain about John Wayne playing Genghis Khan…
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Former Texas Deputy. This police week I’m as proud and thankful for the sacrifices of Law Enforcement as I am every year, week, and day. But I am now equally ashamed at the national apathy among Police, allowing ICE to terrorize those under their care. Who refuse to prosecute bigots with badges.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
In Afghanistan 2011, I was part of the largest helicopter-borne assault since Vietnam. Looking out, side to side it was nothing but helos to the horizon. Only 3 were Marines. NATO/ISAF invited us to help. The planning, logistics, intel, briefing, and execution were done by Irish, Brits, and Scotts.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You’re just not being patient enough. First we have to get through the 24 hours Trump needs to end the Russian invasion of Ukraine. THEN we can start with Iran. Just 24 hours guys, let’s just trust him. He never lies! Never!
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
for 10 years so they can move to only putting on degrees that earn the most. -If a student ever defaults, the school is oh the hook to pay the bill. So all low-income and first gen families will get denied good schools because of financial risk, and they’ll get pushed into scam schools like Trump U
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just wait until you hear about Chip Roy’s “Higher Education Reform Opportunity” act that’s trying to get passed -Removes all existing federal student loans for a single tiered loan -replaces federal accreditation with state accreditation -forces colleges to keep track of their graduates income 1/2
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Haven’t seen an attack this poorly planned since we attacked Iran
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yeah, eating the dogs, eating the cats. Heard all it before.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“The greatest Law Enforcement team I’ve ever seen. Between myself and Markwayne Mullin, we’re prepared to tackle this investigation” I can’t begin to express how many times I’ve watched, and laughed, at this. The podcast/plumber crime fighting duo
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
First President in American history to say either of the following: “I’m not a rapist” “I didn’t rape anybody” “I’m not a pedophile”
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The best thing I did in Afghanistan was help build and defend the first girl’s school in the region in decades. That’s what America is supposed to fight for. Not blowing them up. Not arming a genocide.
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I can’t believe he got those ducks to land in the exact same place! Wow, what a leader
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lil’ guy’s all tuckered out from destroying civilization
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The most corrupt president in history:
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ooh, I always wanted the reflecting pool to look like a porta-potty
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And they had to catch their own carrots
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/04/2026
Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It was for a very serious, self-administered, foreskin replacement surgery.
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey, he is working 2.4/3.7 here. Show some respect
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Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m so sad that I read the first bit and just wondered if you were sheltering from Russian bombs or American ones
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