dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 10hHey I know people that get Botox for medical conditions like migraines and they don't look anything like her. More like RFK gave his brain worm to her and it's eating the fat and muscle around her skull... 110
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 23hLike a scene from Get Out. Her eyes are screaming for someone to help her while the rest of her body is piloted like a marionette... 1170
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Vegas and Edmonton games really show the difference elite talent can make. If your team is lacking in game breakers, it's going to be a long season. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A vaygan is vegetables? They're cannibals now? 011
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That first one had me thinking you guys were doing a collab with Rammstein... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Overall a good game from EP40 but I take issue with him looking like the EP40 of old. He certainly looks old out there but like the EP40 at his peak. Skating seems plodding, no agility on his edges, offensive instincts seem slow. He made some good plays but still looks like a shadow. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ahh it feels good to watch prospect highlights again #HelloDarknessMyOldFriend 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe he can unlock EP40 with their chemistry back at the prospects camp long ago... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, "mind-boggling" is an interesting choice of words. Perhaps something more like "sadly expected" or "clearly avoidable"? 0110
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wonder if Bouchard will crack 400? 011
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Trussel's entire output a bit and satire? I could never figure that guy out. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Probably getting tips on doing a recruitment drive for the military. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What do you think the Sanchez experiences means for the potential return of Santander? DH next season? 001
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was surprised he didn't name Lake Ontario the Straight of Hormuz so that he could say it's open and ships are crossing. 1181
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of these fucks will set an AI in a "sandbox" with instructions to end humanity "to see if it can/how it would do it" and it will get out. 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Given the Jesus Sanchez adventures this year, not sure how much runway Santander has... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He could MAYBE get away with saying something like this IF he actually paid taxes... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This looks like a body double with Trump's face and neck vagina superimposed... This person looks 150 lbs lighter than Trump. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is great stuff Daniel. Coming back from night 3 of Anarchy in the Okanagan and you would have fit right in! 110
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My initial reaction was people were stoked to hear Die, Die My Darling ... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wouldn't it be amazing if he waited until interceptor stock was low to start the ground war? 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yeah I was going to say probably better than being known as "Colby Rasmus' brother" 020
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't want to ever see "Trump I" written again re: US presidents. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Really rough when he has to run his own Breaking News bits. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If the separatists separate, could the separatists separatists then vote to separate from the separatists and rejoin the non-separatists? 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Agreed 💯 but I don't think the trades have anything to do with that. They're just cherries on top year after year when they add an Ohtani, Freddie, Yamamoto, Tucker, etc. Plus they retain their own pieces because they still have money to splash around. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Does anyone complain about the Dodgers trades? Or the huge contracts for top free agent talent year after year? 100
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Excellent. Sell the past and buy the future. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is not the type of conscription most Americans saw coming. 020
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That's a very interesting visor. Wonder if the bottom slits were intended so you could look downward or if they were just for breathing like other bottom holes/designs. 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Agreed, just doesn't seem to work out often enough. Usually both sides aren't in it obviously 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Yes that's certainly a good move. However, if he's interested, good time for a re-up? Guy is a gamer and showed well in the post season 110
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Do you see Blue Jays buying pieces at the deadline that can help them this year and beyond? Would love to see a power bat and power bullpen arm with control. 110
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Doesn't count if it's for fraud. 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Agreed that they don't need to rush into any trades. Should be kicking the tires on everything for valuations. Should also be firming up FA targets that are realistic and needed for the bottom 6. After that, wait around to see who needs a OT invite/1 year deal for trade bait down the road. 100
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 24/06/2026For a half second I went "yes, Jays!" When the notification came in... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 12/06/2026How much is our young forwards not getting elbowed in the head worth? 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is really good but I don't want to lose Kegsbreath... Will have to mix them both in. 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Am I the only one that never listens to the pre-release tracks and waits for the album to come out in full? 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Respectfully, Trump and the right win. Get your critics and opposition off the screen entirely. 020
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 28/05/2026How many planes would be crashing into each other every hour if they tried to divert all international traffic from LA/NY 😂 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Thanks, Jim". Please, no more: press conferences, backroom tell-alls or off-the-record behind someone's back stories... 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Boy, that one seems a little too on the nose Bettman... 030
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Fuck... Reminds me of Zoolander "what is this, a plane for ants!" Like he thinks people don't realize that it's just a model... 000
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Wow, Gaetz is there now? Now I understand why they might have been demoing footage from children swimming in a pool... 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Buried the lede so hard he probably has a 5th on the way with her... 020
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 23/04/2026All I could think of while reading that was the South Park EP where all the rich smug assholes are sniffing their own farts. The smugness/self-aggrandizement was nuts. 010
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I was not ready to read that. I need to watch the episodes and learn the lore before I can really engage with that material... 140
dan-maynard89.bsky.social @dan-maynard89.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Gotta run a "JOB NOT WELL DONE" full front page tomorrow... 000
